24-05-2001 08:59									#1
	Which is better, Civ or sex? Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

Uh...civ, I think. LOL.

	24-05-2001 13:56									#2
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How do one post a poll?

I know about the "Yes! post a poll" checkbox-option - but how & where do one edit the actual poll-alternatives?

	24-05-2001 14:24									#3
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we miss an option 'it depends'... on the mood

i would choose this one, sometimes civ, sometimes sex...

	24-05-2001 15:06									#4
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I've voted for a dead heat.

They both are the ultimate.

	24-05-2001 15:39									#5
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Damn, I'm going to have to get my end away one of these days

Then I will be able to compare the two...

But then again, why compromise? Have sex whilst playing civ, sounds like heaven

	24-05-2001 17:32									#6
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I voted "sex", but Civ certainly lasts longer. Plus, I think of Civ more than I think of sex, I think.

	24-05-2001 18:01									#7
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Nothing like a fine ho to make the day complete. Followed by a game of Civ. Although I've yet to find me a ho that's any good at civ.

	24-05-2001 18:06									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Venom Although I've yet to find me a ho that's any good at civ.

Heh, heh. I have. And for that reason, I choose sex.

	24-05-2001 18:19									#9
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What is better? Hm, it depends, if you have a girlfriend I would say sex, but if you only have a computer, try Civ instead...

	24-05-2001 18:58									#10
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Sex is the only thing that can be more creative and challenging for the "players" than a good civ game...

	24-05-2001 23:06									#11
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"Its a tie!"

Is that an obscure reference to some fettish?

I would say sex is more fulfilling. With sex, even when its bad its good, the same is not true for civ.

	25-05-2001 02:56									#12
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If i were playing a game of civ, and my girlfriend said "hey, lets have sex" then i'd at least finish that turn, and then i'd have sex, and then come back to civ. so i'd say it's pretty much almost a tie.

	25-05-2001 03:04									#13
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What about getting head while you're in the middle of the endgame conquest period, don't think you could beat that combo. Also don't think you could find a girl who wouldn't kick your ass for "not paying more attention to her needs"

Ah well...in a perfect world... ...

	25-05-2001 16:35									#14
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You hit the nail on the head SerapisIV!! That would be in a perfect world! But the trouble is there is nobody out there who understands the true needs of a Civ addict!! Oh well, we can always dream!

	25-05-2001 16:45									#15
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U guys forgot the ultimate answer. Having sex while playing civ....... yummy

	25-05-2001 17:44									#16
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quote: Originally posted by aCa U guys forgot the ultimate answer. Having sex while playing civ....... yummy

I don't think I could accurately move the mouse or keyboard with that much gyration going on.

	25-05-2001 18:52									#17
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I think I'd have to agree with you SearpisIV!! Getting head doesn't cause nearly as much movement on our past while sex usually requires movement!!

	25-05-2001 19:12									#18
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What about the "I can't say, I've never played Civ" option?

	25-05-2001 19:18									#19
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Civ Virgins?!? I almost feel more sorry for them. Well, maybe not.

	25-05-2001 21:07									#20
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Okay lets do a little review:

Graphics:
Civ2: 2D with isometric view. Zoomable but with restrictions to only 5 zoom levels. Nothing 3D everything with sprites. Hardly any animation.
Sex: Fully 3D rotatable and zoomable as you wish. Lots of different posit... aehh angels to look at and most of them are fun. And then there is still the beautiful face of the woman/man So its obvious:

Winner: Sex


Gameplay:
Civ2: Nice and clean Gameplay. Lots of tactical maneuvers. Nice features.
Sex: Steep learning curve. Becomes really enjoyable after some hours of playing. Always long time to get into the game. Though its great fun.

Winner: Though some might kill me its Civ2. Especially for novice players Civ2 is the choice.


Diplomacy:
Civ2: Not that great, but nice and AI remembers some things you did in the past. The basic features are there.
Sex: Lots of diplomatic options. You can trade for everything if you have a partner that loves to trade. And making gifts is fun too. As is receiving them.

Winner: Definately Sex.


Customability:
Civ2: Lots of options, all in text files though very hard to learn.
Sex: Great interface (speech recognization). Easy to understand.

Winner: Sex.


Sound:
Civ2: Nice sounds. You get used to them quickly. The music is well chosen too.
Sex: either there is none or well we all know

Winner: Civ2, (sex: none or nerving crying what did you expect who would win )


User Interface:
Civ2: Nice collected in windows, all clean and not confusing. Everything is where it should be.
Sex: Well speech recognization rules. Nothing more to say.

Winner: Sex.



So the overall winner is: Sex with 4 out of 6 categorys.

ATa

Last edited by Atahualpa on 26-05-2001 at 00:07

	03-06-2001 23:11									#21
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I think sex with that female spy in that black dress from Civilization II is also an interesting option.

And what about The Kamasutra as a wonder?

Or having sexual affairs in your civilization ... (-> Clinton-Lewinsky, Cleopatra-Ceasar)

	03-06-2001 23:22									#22
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Obviously, sex is the answer! Still, I'm playing civilization much more than I'm having sex (I'm not Hugh Hefner you know...).

Receiving a blow-job while playing civ could be interesting (LOL!).

But on the other hand, playing civ gives you a definitive score, the score you receive after sex is debatable, since your partner could be lying so that your manhood isn't crushed like a settler under attack by a stealth bomber...

You can stop playing a game of civ if it doesn't work out too well, and start again instantly. This is obviously a problem with sex...

Any idiot can win a game in deity, any idiot isn't Don Juan!

	04-06-2001 11:19									#23
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What about a poll of: What are you more likely to get tonight? Civ, sex, both, niether.

How about a little mating progression right now? You can put a story together based on these steps if you like.

	04-06-2001 19:50									#24
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Sex. Definitely

	05-06-2001 12:13									#25
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Both! Yeah right I wish. Actually neither, poor me.

	05-06-2001 14:37									#26
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I think I get the best of both worlds - a girlfriend who likes and plays Civ! Never tried both at once though, I'm not that good at multitasking. Maybe once I get to playing at Deity level

Rich

	05-06-2001 16:41									#27
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Its a tough call as civ is generally always good, while sex is more varible. But even "bad" sex is pretty enjoyable, so I'll have to go for sex. Good sex beats civ hands down.

Luckily we don't actually have to make such hard decisions in real life. We can make time for both.

	06-06-2001 05:39									#28
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in both cases, u get most of the pleasure at the end.

	07-06-2001 00:45									#29
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Both demand... strategy

	07-06-2001 02:10									#30
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Sex I guess, but then again, Civ never has a headache