15-06-2001 20:40									#61
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Spanish forces are massing for a final push on the city of the Australian city of Perth!

Let us all prey that it's citizens do not suffer in the same way as those of Longreach! Spanish Cannon crews have been drilled in the proper use of the cannon and much effort has been spent on target practice since the needless destruction of the past...

On further news, the continuing enlightenment under the National Socialist regime of Spain is the impending completion of a national drive in contraception - a policy that would have been unspeakable during the years of Catholic Spain!

Ironically, this knowledge will pave the way for a rapid increase in population!

Concerning spies: If they are found within the borders of Spain, they will be summarily executed without warning! Indeed it could be seen as an act of War!


CREDO


Tomas de Torquemada

	17-06-2001 01:46									#62
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	17-06-2001 16:33									#63
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	18-06-2001 20:52									#64
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Our spy is hardly a spy, he is more of an observer to make certain that the Australians do not attempt any sneak attacks upon us.
There is no need to fear him..

	19-06-2001 05:04									#65
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Papal Times

Yet again the mystery Riots have afflicted French Cities en masse and for no apparrent reason. This time however there were numerous 'Blasphemours' upon the streets demanding "Human Rights, Worker's Rights and even Women's Rights"!

Where will this all end?

Cardinal Mepistopholese,
Saintly Spokesman.

	19-06-2001 19:12									#66
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	19-06-2001 19:32									#67
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Turn 129 to Stavros.

	19-06-2001 20:56									#68
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Yeah, sorry 'bout that - new PC was being temperamental re CtP

Still, no worry - Perth just gets to live a turn longer...

	20-06-2001 03:58									#69
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In a monumental display of engineering fortitude, a road has been laboriously carved through the icy mountain peaks outside of Canberra. As the last mile was completed, workers glanced nervously upward, lest they not notice a deluge of burning oil headed toward them, but all is quiet within the stone walls. But not for long, as a force of Greek cannons has reached the very gates of the city.

At home, Greek scholars compete in trying to ascertain what this "pc" is that Tomas de Torquemada has referred to. Perhaps it stands for "pet canary', which is being so temperamental? If so, our ornithologist in Troy asks if the reason for it's disquiet could be that you are keeping it in a coal mine?

Xenophon

	21-06-2001 02:37									#70
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And lo did it come to pass that a party of pure men took ship unto the Northern wastes. Many were the perils that they endured and harsh indeed was their passage but at last landfall was made.

Thinking their trials to be over these humble and devout men set to work upon the foundation of a Chapel to celebrate their deliverance from evil. Think ye then of their terror to espy a huge iron monster breathing smoke and choking the very air from their lungs!

What terrible manifestation of Satan is it that brings forth such an abomination against nature?

Book of Jon v.6 ch.X

Beloved Comrade Thor, in the light of your impromptu 'Goodwill Visit' I have instructed that French vessels of like power be despatched to visit Chimbote. I trust that you will receive them in the spirit of friendship in which they were sent.

Love Unto All,
St Jon, Virtue amidst Vice.

	21-06-2001 05:25									#71
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After an impromptu lull where 'PC' was brought to the fore of Spanish Fascist policy, altercations ensued that brought a temporary paralysis to the party machine...

Political Correctness is an aberation to Fascism and must be stamped out at every opportunity!

"Only racial purity and the destiny of the Aryan race is sacrosanct - PC is a tool of the communist oppressor and must be brought down!"

Excerpt from 'Mi Lucha' by T. d. Torquemada

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	22-06-2001 04:30									#73
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A Greek cannon has been forced to momentarily divert his attention away from Canberra and toward an Australian SOL who had delivered fire upon our troops. The ship now sits half submerged in the shallow waters of Canberra Harbour, where it is to be hoped that it will not be a navigational hazard for future generations of vessels.

The remaining cannoneers are finding that firing upward toward the lofty peaks upon which Canberra is perched is disturbing the wild falcons of the region, who wheel about above them, annoyed at the thundering racket.

Xenophon

	23-06-2001 06:53									#74
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The bombardment of Perth has begun in earnest, soon she will be the latest Australian city to fly the Spanish flag!

On a more dubious note, it seems strange that my French Brother who constantly preaches the virtues of peace is now parading a battleship within striking distance of Spanish cities...

If the French build battleships during times of peace, then may the good Lord himself protect us during times of war...

	23-06-2001 11:53									#75
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Beloved Tomas,

Spain must feel no nervousness at the deployment of a solitary undergoing her sea trials. She will return to Port next Turn and, hopefully, will find no cause to put to sea again. Also, I beg of you, do not construe any dark motive for French reticense to share of her cartographical learning but we live in most dangerous times and, with the imminent demise of Australia, such information could fall into the wrong hands.

On matters naval, The Serene State is deeply concerned about the continued movement South of an Inca Battleship along her Western coast. Despite my righteous indignation at such an overt act of hostility I have stayed my hand and restrained my Generals. I plead with you, My Child, order a rapid volte face of this vessel and the French Navy will likewise return to Port. It serves neither of our nations well to waste men and resourses upon weopons when there are Cities that still lack Cathedrals to honour my name.

Love Unto All
St Jon, Peace in a World of Strife.

	23-06-2001 23:18									#76
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"Today 3 full armed divisions of the Welsh army started besieging Botany Bay. It is expected that after a heavy bombardment the Welsh troops enter the city and free the Australian citizens in no time! Then the Welsh will have completed their intitial aim. The liberation of the three Australian cities of the long western river, Melbourne, Sydney & Botany Bay.

An announcement to the Incans:

Withdraw your diplomat from Sydney's radius!
I am also conserned about the Incan gathering of two divisions just two tiles away from Sydney. Though I trust that the Incans do not wish nothing more that just to secure their borders I can assure them that my troops on the area are less and just one division would be enough."

King Constantine

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	24-06-2001 19:36									#77
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In spite of stiff opposition, Canberra is now a Greek city. Many were the cannons that rained fiery hell down upon our army, and our valiant soldiers had to fight upward against a large army that held the high ground on the edge of a mountaneous precipice. And although the Australian army put up a ferocious fight, the people of Canberra seem quite pleased to be part of Greece, as happiness is high within the city walls.

As the great Australian war seems to finally be winding down, disturbing stories of other conflicts reach our shores. While the unleashing of armed forces against the warlike Australians was understandable, why are there such tensions between the other nations of the world?

I call upon all the world's leaders to keep your generals under tight rein lest they take it upon themselves to use their large armies against new targets.

Xenophon

	26-06-2001 05:04									#78
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Beloved Children,

I am, as you all know, a man of peace but even I must recognise the threat posed by an Inca fleet of Battleships roaming down my coast and terrifying my innocent flock.

Chairman Thor, let us both decommission our ship's of war and not risk the grave perils of the permanent stationing of offensive units so close to the home's of our peoples!

Blessings unto All.
St Jon, Virtue amidst Vice.

	26-06-2001 14:38									#79
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Perth has been seized!

So ends the war between Spain and Australia, and a harsh lesson in the consequences of embarking on a policy of isolationism and unfettered aggression...

Again it is with regret that we must inform the rest of the World that civilian losses in the storming of Perth were greater than 50%, however it is our hope that Spain need nevermore venture forth onto the field of battle!

Spanish forces will remain on high alert until such time as the troubles of the World have abated - perhaps Spain could interest the rest of the World in standing it's armies down to 'on alert' status in the very near future?

CREDO

Tomas de Torquemada

	26-06-2001 16:40									#80
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"Bombarding of Botany Bay continues. No civilian casualties have been reported so far.

My congratulations to the Spanish on the besieging of Perth!

My nation agrees to lower our military readinness on "Alert" in the near future as far as the rest will do the same .

The Welsh are greatly worry on the purpose of the latest Spanish decision on building "eyes" above our heads! Why would the peaceful Spanish people wish such a wonder while after the destruction of Braker Morant the world is supposed to focus on peaceful coexistance and acts? Shouldn't worry the rest nations having a permanent "eye" watching everbody's movements on their own country, which could easily give a huge advantage in any future aggressive stance of Spain against another nation in order to impose her interests?!? I plead the Spanish to stop such an aggressive program and join the rest nations of the world to a peaceful and trusty coexistance."

King of Wales Constantine

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	27-06-2001 02:36									#81
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Greece welcomes the suggestion by Spain that world tensions might be relieved through a reduction in readiness by all nation's military forces. We join with Wales in agreement, leaving only Inca to make it unanimous- that being the only condition Greece asks before going to "on alert" herself.

Xenophon

	29-06-2001 05:29									#82
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Sorry for the delay but further ISP problems have been visited upon me.

___________________________

Further apologies.

Turn reposted to Mobius.

Please all note that any and all future communications should be sent to jonfurderer@madasafish.com until further notice.

No Sermon this Turn but I feel little like 'Saintly' at the moment!

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	01-07-2001 12:36									#83
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"Botany Bay has been fallen to Welsh hands! Celebrations all over the Wales! Primary target has been completed! All ex-Australian cities on the great west river has been liberated by the Welsh army and are part of the great kingdom of Wales!

Welsh environmentalists are greately worring for the steady increasing of global warming, caused by human-made polluting factors. Any further continuance of these levels of pollution will soon lead to great natural disasters according to scientific calculations.

Request from all nations of the world. Pollution has increased in dangerous levels! It is king Constantine's wish that we all join in a pact for the reduction of global pollution or soon we all going to suffer natural disasters!"

King Constantine

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	02-07-2001 01:51									#84
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Greece is in agreement with our Welsh friends on the subject of protecting the environment, and steps will be taken by Athens to further this admirable goal as new technology permits.

Webmaster: Please contact UGO immediately.

(Sorry about the above, but Greece is picking up a little extra gold by selling space to UGO!)

Xenophon

	03-07-2001 01:24									#85
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Please note:

If there are any difficulties in Posting Turns to me in the future then Birdman should be sent a cc. of the Turn.

Hopefully, for a short while, my ISP troubles are over so things should move rather more smoothly.

KT, what are you up to? Please shift your majestic backside and Play and Post inside 24hrs!

Jon, Unsecular.

	03-07-2001 13:31									#86
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I don't seem to be getting my turns. Although I prefer steve_auch@yahoo.com please try cc'ing steve_auch@t-online.de

	03-07-2001 16:59									#87
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My Children,

I treasure the environment as if 'twere my on flesh and would welcome any arrangements to protect it. France in no way contributes to the desecration of our planet but would still gladly sign any Treaty offerred to encourage offers to adopt our agrarian way of life.

Blessings Upon You All,
St Jon, Tranquility in a World of Strife.

	04-07-2001 04:27									#88
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"I am glad to hear that most leaders of the world are interested on making this wonderfull world a clean one!

Pacts will be send."

King Constantine

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	04-07-2001 07:09									#89
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The peoples of Spain are not convinced that there is a link between humankind's pollution and global warming...

Any such move to curb production in the near future would have catastrophic consequences on the Spanish economy.

Furthermore we wish to have our extensive forests taken into consideration as a carbon sink and therefore mitigate any requirements on our part to actually reduce pollution and generally dodge the issue.

Lastly, we will not be signing any treaties containing the name 'Kyoto' in any part of their text!

G. W. Arbusto

Ministry of the Environment