27-05-2001 05:46									#1
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My Beloved Children,

Welcome to Chapter VII, Verse I of the Book of Jon.

The Turn has been forwarded to My Treasured Brother's deputy; whilst he attends a Conference of Cardinals in the Province of Wales.

France continues upon my chosen path of Peace and Brotherly Love. Alone I stand without a regiment out of barracks or a fleet menacing another's waters.

Hearken unto me! Thou who be smitten with the lust for conquest and the subjugation of your fellow man know'st that thou shall see true justice upon another plane.

Blessings Upon You All.

St Jon, Lover of the Unloved.

	27-05-2001 07:13									#2
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	27-05-2001 20:04									#3
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Retired General Lung returns from a drunken weekend to find out that Mobius the Mighty has once again called for his services! Of course, General Lung is honoured to be called by the greatest leader on earth to lead the mighty Spanish forces against the battered defences of Adelaide

Quickly, General Lung grabs his gear and hastily arranges for a case of fine Coopers Sparkling Ale to follow him to the front. Addressing his new command, he realises that his reputation has preceded him and the fine troops of the Spanish 1st army find inspiration and renewed vigour in the push against Adelaide.

In his retirement, General Lung, perhaps for the last time, found the strength to lead this fine army to his greatest victory, in the historic capture of Adelaide - the city of churches!!

General Lung sits back and samples his just arrived and beloved Coopers, basking in the glory, and awaits further orders from the Mighty Mobius!

Turn 118 to Keygen. At least i hope it's Keygen i have to send it to

	27-05-2001 22:00									#4
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You sent it right general Lung .

"The besiege of Sydney continues and from day to day the casulties of the stubborn Australians grow bigger!"

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Turn 118 to Blackice, temporary Leader of Australians.

	27-05-2001 22:31									#5
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Ah reckless at the wheel wow I would have more friends in an angry bee hive








Seems this game is a foot!

I have an advance that I know I am the only one to have...

Time to use the secret weapon...




The exploding smiley... you are all dead


Turn sent to:

torick1@earthlink.net Rick

Email me if this is wrong at

blackicegl@home.com

	28-05-2001 01:16									#6
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Turn 118 -->Lord Thor

Newcastle has fallen today to Greek liberation forces.

We regret that we were unable to negotiate with you, Blackice, but to have stopped in mid-fight would have put the lives of my soldiers in jeopardy. However, Greece is a peace-loving nation, and does not shut the door to new negotiations with Australia.

Xenophon

	28-05-2001 04:00									#7
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Why I otta







Hey that was my beer factory

	29-05-2001 08:09									#8
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Dearly Beloved,

The Holy duty has been forwarded to both My Brother and his drunken adjunctant.

Missives of Peace Everlasting have been sent forth to those poor northerly nations that are possessed of nervous sheep. Remember, My Welsh and Australian Children, the word's of Leviticus!

The Holy Empire continues upon her peaceful way though deeply troubled by the news of yet further bloodshed between her dearest friends.

Link your hands in Love and forget past misdeeds!

Blessings.
St Jon, Direction in an Aimless World.

	29-05-2001 16:47									#9
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As ever General Lung has proven himself to be a worthy commander of the battlefield!

However it is a little worrying, the great glee and gusto with which he has taken to his task - turning peaceful Spain overnight into a war machine spewing Fascists and cannon from every production centre...

Normal production has now been resumed!

Blackice of the Australians, given that the real culprit of your situation, Breaker Morant appears to have been overthrown - Spain may be interested in hearing what you have to say...?

As a gesture of goodwill, units have retreated from S. of Perth.

General Franco,


The peaceful face of Fascism.

	29-05-2001 18:01									#10
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"General Lung is a well known fasist! He fancys wearing his military boots, marching with strict and noisy step and forcing his subjects and his enemies to bow in front of him! A genuine arbitrary and megalomaniac personality "

A Welsh reporter of "Daily News" newspaper

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	29-05-2001 18:29									#11
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Ah, there's nothing finer than a bunch of nubile virgins stroking an old warhorse's ego

Who's your daddy! And bring him another Coopers, eh, luv!!

	29-05-2001 19:16									#12
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"News flash"

Australian news central reports the body of the tyrant "Breaker Morant" the "shoot straight you bastards" has appearantly shot straight for the last time. It is reported after shooting himself in the foot, (Which happened to be in his mouth at the time.) has died as a result of his wounds.

Blackice (who has been in hiding for some time now enlisting a home force to oust Breaker.) is the only member of Breaker's cabinet not to have been shot on sight for speaking out against Breaker. Blackice has been unnanamously elected to lead the nation in these troubled times. Blackice has always been for peace and growth but it was Breakers iron fist and suicidal policies that lead this nation down the path to hell.

Diplomats have been at work hard trying to establish peace with our neighbors. It would appear we have freinds that understand the peaceful intent of our society and that a tyrant had us all under the gun and his iron fist. These nations we view as friends and peaceful and thank them for there understanding. We will of course pay reparations to these nations once we ourselves again build a strong nation based on peace and prosperity. To those nations who hold our innocent peoples responsible for the acts of this tyrant we plead understanding and peace. To exterminate an entire civilization based on the acts of one equals the crimes to humanity that Breaker was responsible for, we ask again that the inocent people of Australia be spared anymore dead as payment for the crimes of the tyrant Breaker. The world is watching now to see who these new true tyrants are and will judge them by their actions in the days to come the world wants peace the opportunity has arrived.


(An excerpt from the inaguration speech of Blackice)

Turn has been sent

	29-05-2001 21:31									#13
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Conflicting reports reach Athens regarding the governmental status of Australia.

It appears that new of the death of Breaker Morant has been greatly exaggerated. Perhaps the gunshot wound that was said to have been inflicted to his mouth merely silenced him , for although Greece has received "turn 119" from him, there was no message, nor have there been any record of him actually speaking in these forums for many years.

Nonetheless, although we have also received "turn 119" from Blackice, we must assume that Breaker Morant is still alive, and honour his turn, unless we hear otherwise.

I will return to Athens in about 6 hours, and will then attend to all matters of state. Any new thoughts from world leaders should reach Athens by then, or Greece will act upon Breaker Morant's "turn".

Xenophon

	30-05-2001 00:16									#14
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(Out of turn)

Spain is also waiting for the outcome...

Do we listen to these peaceful overtures - or do we continue to crush the followers of Breaker Morant?

Time will tell...

	30-05-2001 04:00									#15
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My Children,

French Missionaries working amongst the destitute and displaced Australians report that there is indeed a power struggle in that already battered nation.

It would appear that the 'Dictator' Breaker Morant still enjoys the support of what remains of the Australian Army despite the civil and spiritual authorities having turned away from him.

It can only be assumed that whilst he commands the Army he controls the destiny of his poor benighted people for Australia always has been a Military Dictatorship.

Blessings,
St Jon, Integrity Incarnate.

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OUT OF CHARACTER.

If in receipt of two copies of the same Turn ALWAYS play the one from the designated Player.

'Nexting and Subbing' are not punishments but merely methods of ensuring smooth Game-Flow.

Jon

	30-05-2001 04:28									#16
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Turn 119 -->Lord Thor

Refrain from sending your vile spies into Greece, St Jon!! Did you really believe that he would go undetected? This is not Cuba, you know. Because of your penchant for sneakery, we have had to recruit many of these shady characters. They now patrol Greece under the auspices of the GIA.

In the name of our history of friendship with France, we have spared the spy's life this time, but this will be the last time! If there should be a repeat of this act, there will be consequences!

We have not deported this spy, but instead, demand that he walk out of Greek lands immediately!!

And it appears that Breaker Morant does indeed still walk the earth! It is to be hoped that the peacemaker Blackice was able to escape from the wrath of the dictator. He seemed to have the true interests of the Australian people at heart. But we have been unable to find any trace of the rumoured beer factory in Newcastle, though we have searched hard, even utilizing beer-sniffing hounds!

Xenophon

	30-05-2001 06:08									#17
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Turn to Madrid.

Beloved Xenophon,

Do you believe that I would wish harm upon either you or your people? I despise the use of such characters myself but they are sadly neccessary in the dangerous and violent World in which we live.

The Agent objected to, I assume, has been withdrawn but he was only acting as a scout. Have you any evil-doings to hide?

Brother Tomas,

I am deeply disturbed by the deployment of Fascists upon the very doorstep of the Holy City of Tours. Why is it so that you should feel the need to mass such forces upon a border that has been utterlly peaceful from 4000BC?

My Other Beloved Children,

I welcome the renewal of Peace Treaties with both Wales and Australia. France continues, under my benificent hand, to be a peaceful friend to all. I plead with you, 'Join with me in a Pacifist World of mutual trust and cooperation'!

Blessings,
St Jon, Salvation's Servant.

	30-05-2001 14:38									#18
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Brother St. Jon,

Have no fear, the unit you speak of is merely an upgrade afforded by our latest technological advances - numbers have not increased and nor will they, assuming the border remains peaceful.

My great friend, general Lung seemed to have a penchant for military production and I had to put the unit somewhere useful...

Do not worry, I have reversed these edicts and returned Spain's economy to a more peaceful configuration.

As for the illustrious General Lung, he has been installed in the Alhambra of Granada, where the fountains flow with Coopers Sparkling Ale and the women of the harem outnumber the stars in the sky - until the next time General Lung!

General Franco

	30-05-2001 15:29									#19
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Turn 120 to Stavros & Blackice.

	31-05-2001 04:02									#20
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Turn 120 -->Lord Thor

The plucky Cuban people still exist! And they even seem to have increased their ranking slightly!

Perhaps Greece should send a Diplomat after all? Trade elephants for Cuban cigars and cane sugar? Practice the Maramba with beautiful senoritas in the moonlight? Eat maduros and drink rum on the beach?

Nahh...Vegas odds still give them at most a few more turns on this planet!

	31-05-2001 05:10									#21
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	31-05-2001 05:15									#22
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Granada is truly heaven on earth! This is every bit as good as the fabled "garden of Woy Woy"!! An old general couldn't be happier, what with being surrounded by nubile nymphettes and all

	31-05-2001 10:09									#23
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The brand new Incan Grand Fleet began bombardment for the first time today when an Australian Battalion was spotted outside Canberra. The thundering sound of the 18 inch guns of the battleships echoed through the mountains.

Needless to say, there were no Australian survivors.

	31-05-2001 16:06									#24
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Due to ISP problems no Turn received.

Please repost to jo.furderer@bigbluesky.uk.net

Last edited by St Jon on 31-05-2001 at 23:42

	31-05-2001 23:40									#25
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Turn to Madrid.

Beloved Children,

All is well in the Holy Land and Peace reigns supreme.

I am uplifted by the words of conciliation being uttered and hope that Worldwide Peace is soon restored.

St Jon, Harmony amidst Discord.

	01-06-2001 17:09									#26
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"The first Welsh submarine is a fact. Its crew is one of the best trained of the world. Its officers, thained on the famous Greek submarine academy are among the finest in the world. "Cardiff", as it was named, begun its first mission. The mapping of the entire west great sea.

The besiege of Sydney continues. It seems they have received militarty reinforcements as their cannons still exist and return hits to our soldiers and the Incans too."

Minister of Defence

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	02-06-2001 02:47									#27
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Turn 121 -->Lord Thor

Greek Submariners look forward to sharing the seas with the men of Wales. See you in Davey Jones' Locker!

Citizens of Thessalonica were alarmed to find a bevy of Spanish crabs marching through their streets, until it was explained to them that this was part of Spain's trade route. Still, it will be difficult to prevent some of the more unsavoury denizens of the town from snatching the odd crustacean from time to time for a tasty snack!

Xenophon

	02-06-2001 07:16									#28
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turn to France
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The great Nation of Inca has learnt of the benefits of communism and the government has instituted sweeping reforms so that our people may benefit from it.

	03-06-2001 05:02									#29
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Or we may have to next turn you!

Thor, has that turn gone to both of Jon's addresses?

	03-06-2001 06:24									#30
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quote: Originally posted by MOBIUS Or we may have to next turn you! Thor, has that turn gone to both of Jon's addresses?

actaully.. Jon should have got the game by now because I sent it to the email address he told me to send it to over ICQ.


I'm sending his turn to BirdMan and him again. I hope Jon's email troubles get sorted out quick.