26-06-2001 10:47									#91
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If Ming was Zeus, Alexander's Horse would make a good Hera...

	26-06-2001 11:12									#92
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat As it stands at 10:44 GMT 23rd June 2001, if both posters keep up their current rate of posting... AH will make deity in 46 days. PH will make deity in 54 days. However, this relies on AH making 0.87 posts each day, which seems unlikely, though he does seem to be creeping the last 100 posts very slowly.

I think there is something wrong with your math

	26-06-2001 14:12									#93
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Nah AH, it calculates your average post count back to 1970, so this is why you have such a low average count. Now OT posts don't count it will be a lot slower hike for me to get there. I am getting there slowly but surely, but it'll take months, I just don't post on-topic a lot; I doubt it is possible to post on-topic as much, although you are putting on a damn good example AH

Now are you going to do a Mao and disappear?

	26-06-2001 16:23									#94
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Yeah, that was using the profile calculations. I see it took you less than my estimated time.
We should do predictions of how long before he "does a Mao"...

Last edited by Immortal Wombat on 26-06-2001 at 18:10

	26-06-2001 17:56									#95
	"does a Ming?" Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

You mean become an enemy of fun?

	26-06-2001 18:12									#96
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Oops, I said Mao, really I did. I know exactly what I'm talking about, ha ha

Get above 10,000 then get a PCR and become an emperor again.

	26-06-2001 18:13									#97
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Something tells me that IW got an edit in there

Congrats AH... at least you post on topic.

	26-06-2001 18:15									#98
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AH, you really need a custom avatar that is true to your stature...a Shetland pony perhaps

	26-06-2001 19:40									#99
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse You forgot the demi-gods - of which I am already one.

The greeks do not worship plough horses like you, old boy!

	26-06-2001 20:10									#100
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quote: Originally posted by Ming Something tells me that IW got an edit in there

Couldn't have been this line could it?

quote: Last edited by Immortal Wombat on 26-06-2001 at 14:10

	28-06-2001 03:09									#101
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I don't recall Bucephalus being a demi-god!

	28-06-2001 07:02									#102
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quote: Originally posted by Chris 62 The greeks do not worship plough horses like you, old boy!

Shows how little you know. The ancient Greeks believed that horses were intimately linked to the Gods and to human fertility.

	28-06-2001 07:35									#103
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Perhaps you need glasses, my now god-like friend.

I said plough horses like you, not that they didn't worship horses.

See? Says it right in the quote.

	28-06-2001 07:41									#104
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Obviously you've never heard of ploughing ceremonies, which are actually fertility rites

	28-06-2001 07:44									#105
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When you say Stavros, that's actually Steve.

I'm Chris.

Remember the old "Kojak" show, when telly would call his brother "Stavros"?

	28-06-2001 07:50									#106
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We have a Stavros restaurant here.

	28-06-2001 09:40									#107
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Is the food any good?

	28-06-2001 11:19									#108
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no

	28-06-2001 14:25									#109
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Well didn't Nero make his horse a senator or something?

I doubt AH will get the same honour bestowed on him

	29-06-2001 02:06									#110
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wel ldone AH, although techinally we shouldnt mention you becoming a Deity, bewcause tha tis agaisnt the rules and might lead to PCR.. or is it ok for tohers to praise your spam .. I mean wonderful posts, but it snot ok for you to boast...

But you deserve it, you certianly are very good at the quick repsonses and one liners!!

	29-06-2001 16:18									#111
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Well didn't Nero make his horse a senator or something?

Caligula did, yes.

	29-06-2001 16:30									#112
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My postcount needs a change.

	29-06-2001 22:37									#113
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat Caligula did, yes.

Wasn't Caligula strangled by his wife's lover while his guard looked on and did nothing? I know it's an old joke, but: Why was Caligula's horse such a bad Senator? Because it could only vote "neigh". (Please don't hurt me)

	30-06-2001 00:15									#114
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Post counts are an integral part of this board-

Doesn't everyone dance with glee when they see "I made another post! I'm a better Apolyton Citizen!"

... I do...

It is extremely enjoyable to pass someone on the "Most Posts" list!

	30-06-2001 09:34									#115
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well i never check where i am on the board, i didnt even notice when i went from page 5 to page 4