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which science advisor would you pick (Time out:0 days after 22-06-2001, 17:02)
Drew Barrymore in under wear
Girl from Crouching Tiger
both!
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Zeevico is offline Zeevico
Chieftain
Melbourne, Australia
Dec 2000
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Poll: Advisors: WE (probably) DON&quot;T NEED THEM! Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

Advisors are totally useless.
EXhibit A:
"We are rich sire, rich, rich, rich",
Really? I thought that gc thing stood for Greek Cities!
"Sire, we need to make peace with other nations"
So they can make another sneak attack with one elephant? Good Idea!
"Sire, even humble man of learning needs a place ...."
And I suppose the 2 turns of discovery per turn is a little too slow for you, huh?
But hey, that whole Drew Barrymore in under wear thing sounds good. But so does the girl in crouching tiger. I can't decide. Wait yes i can.
Edit: okay, so either of these topics have nothing to do with each other. but this poll has to be done!

LaRusso is offline LaRusso
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May 2001
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please, no drew barrymoore! keep her in those idiotic a. sandler movies where she clearly belongs.
who started the whole drew thing anyway......?

Gangerolf is offline Gangerolf
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May 2001
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Drew Barrymore? The little girl from E.T.? In her underwear? What kind of a sick pervert are you?
My vote goes to crouching tiger girl.

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None of the above.

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May 2001
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hey, if youve seen her lately (drew) shes pretty hot.. and which girl from crouching tiger? there was several..

CivPatriot is offline CivPatriot
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Dec 1999
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  Old Post 23-06-2001 19:27
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I guess that you can tell how undersexed most of us are.
Anyway, I voted for Drew, becuase I haven't seen crouchting tiger. Can we ad Cathrine Zeta-Jones in underwear to this? That would really get my vote!

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It would be nice to try to keep this site related to Civ 3. Those other site can be found if you guy really need to look at them.

Jaguar is offline Jaguar
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Apr 2000
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I assume you are talking about Ziang Ziyi (sp?)

I have no clue how the hell you spell it. Both! And Catherine Zeta-Jones as trade advisor. And what about Jessica Alba? They are more "ethnic," so they would be better.

Footie Mad is offline Footie Mad
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May 2001
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If we are going to have advisors why not go with Janet Reno and Madeleine Albright, im sure they are as competent as the above mentioned

Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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Janet!

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May 1999
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quote:
Originally posted by Gangerolf
Drew Barrymore? The little girl from E.T.? In her underwear? What kind of a sick pervert are you?
My vote goes to crouching tiger girl.


would it make it less sick to ask for her in no underwear ?

Dr Strangelove is offline Dr Strangelove
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Jan 1970
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Rasputin- Bedford, VA is the home of the renown cyber-kiddie porn cops, and I'm picking up my phone right now!!!
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How about Margret Thatcher? She's available.

Chowlett is offline Chowlett
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May 1999
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Can I have Allyson Hannigan?

N35t0r is offline N35t0r
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Jan 2000
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Angelina Jolie?

Krippled is offline Krippled
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Ok, so how about customizable images -> so you can put the flavour-of-the-month girl as your advisor?

Advisors are good-> not presently but the answer is not as to whether have them or not but make them smarter. For example give the military advisor a bit of information (through intelligence) about enemy whereabouts. ie. warn of excessive troop build up in neighbouring cities. Let the science advisor no how much (but dont reveal to user) technologies uncovered "ie. we are way behind other nations in our technology level -> ..." But I think smart advisors could add something good to the game.

Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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I want the foreign adviser chick from civ II, or her daughter, to be in Civ III. I want her to say sexy stuff like "you're so big and strong" and "ride me hard" when I do something well.

Also if she gradually stripped as you did better in the game I think the general standard of gameplay would improve immeasurably.

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Apr 2001
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I tell you it's all about Britney Spears.

This poll needed more options so I didn't vote.

Paul L is offline Paul L
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Apr 1999
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Also if she gradually stripped as you did better in the game I think the general standard of gameplay would improve immeasurably.


Yeah, we don't need the palace/throneroom screen anymore

Mokael is offline Mokael
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I suggest we switch advisors onto ... interns!

Footie Mad is offline Footie Mad
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May 2001
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Yeah, we don't need the palace/throneroom screen anymore


Anything is better than the civ 2 throne room, it was one of the few things that felt out of place and im not sure why they didn't make it an option to turn it off. The stripping female might be a little sexist but sure

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Anything is better than the civ 2 throne room, it was one of the few things that felt out of place and im not sure why they didn't make it an option to turn it off.


They did have an option to turn it off. Go to Graphics Options and turn off the Throne Room there.

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They did have an option to turn it off. Go to Graphics Options and turn off the Throne Room there.


I didn't know that, thanks

DarkCloud is offline DarkCloud
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Yes, Either
A: Fix the advisors
B: Scrap them.

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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May 2001
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Come on, guys. Was nobody else amused by the high council videos?

Zealot is offline Zealot
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Jun 2000
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Come on, guys. Was nobody else amused by the high council videos?


Wait for Drew, and I'll be one of them!

But hey, it doesn't have to be a hot celebrity! To be honest, any hot babe would be fine! One that has... oooh! Well, that big!

I'm kidding, let's just have at least one ordinary female advisor. The rest is just spam posting...

I didn't vote because there's no "Carmen Electra" option!
Don't know that tiger girl.

Anun Ik Oba is offline Anun Ik Oba
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Sep 1999
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Advisors are stupid. We don't need no stinking advisors!

Sabre2th is offline Sabre2th
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I never used the advisors much in civ2 (except to laugh at them), but it wouldn't be civilization without SOMETHING.
I voted "Both" BTW

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I want the foreign adviser chick from civ II, or her daughter, to be in Civ III. I want her to say sexy stuff like "you're so big and strong" and "ride me hard" when I do something well.
Depends how old that daughter is AH, I already in trouble with the Pediophile institute , so cant comment again....

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Also if she gradually stripped as you did better in the game I think the general standard of gameplay would improve immeasurably.


in my mind she already does that !!!!


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they were demented.

each advisor just basically whined for whatever he/she represented.

and they always tole me to make peace / sign alliances with other nations.

I AM CRUSHING THEM FOR A REASON DAMMIT.

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Well, the advisers where fun until I have seen everything they had to say, so my advise about the advisers is, don't waste time making them unless they are as perfect as advisers can be, but I guess that would be way hard

 
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