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Bereta_Eder
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I've had it.
Democracies that come banging on your head like they are Suleiman the Magnificent and refuse to talk to you even though THEY HAVE too.
AI that keeps demanding to get out of their territory (which they tend to forget that it's also yours - overlapping)
Crappy phalanx that bribe your dragoons.
Russians that sneak attack you and then continue to be are the favorite childs of the rest of the world and the list goes on.
I'm not talking about the «hidden AI cheats» like production speed up, knowledge of your city status etc.
I am talking about the godamn BLATANT cheats that are IN YOUR FACE in CIV 2.
Sure, I hated when they fortified next to my cities in CIV 1 but CIV 1 didn't have any reputation so I could just kick the lights out of them and still be welcomed in the AI's palace.
I am seriously contamplating to try and return to CIV 1. Has anyone tried it? And has anyone actually managed it?
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Zeevico
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Melbourne, Australia
Dec 2000 time: 05:12
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How a battleship is (nearly) beaten by a phalanx:
"Sir, I've got a bunch of idiots in costumes bashing on are ships with swords). What do we do?"
"Ignore them. they'll get sober eventually."
2 hours later
"Sir we've sprunk a leak!"
"How big! Who did this?!"
"Those guys in costume"
"Minimum combat alert! get the cleaners"
"they're her sir"
"I want you guys to get these idiot out of our way. Understood?"
"Yes sir!"
at the scene of the attack, the cleaners, holding their brooms, are attacking the enemy
"Get out of here you drunks! Go on shoo!"
one of the brooms hit their target and the phalanx runs into their boats in terror. The cleaners, using their brooms, destroy the masts of the enemy ships in minutes.
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