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Buck Birdseed is offline Buck Birdseed
Emperor
Khoon Ki Pyasi Dayan (1988)
Nov 2000
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Really bad Civ3 Joke Competition Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

Can anyone do worse than this?

Q: How would Chairman Mao get the reluctant American Senate to accept a peace treaty?

A: Attach a rider.

*cries of boo, boo, throw him off the stage*
Chronus is offline Chronus
Prince

Aug 2000
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BOOO! Crucify him! Crucify him!

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Prince
Lund Sweden
May 2001
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Sorry Snapcase, I cant
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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Tired of ads?

Personally I would say placate him with techs, gold and perhaps valuable trade routes

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The diplomat is offline The diplomat
King
Terre Haute, IN USA
Sep 1999
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Q: Why did the worker cross the road?

A: to get to the iron on the other side!
DarkCloud is offline DarkCloud
Civ3 Stories Editor
of Lists
Jul 2000
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I refer everyone to this amusing thread for Civ jokes:

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...ight=mastercard
Falconius is offline Falconius
Prince
Pleasant Hills, PA
May 2001
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Tired of ads?

Q: How many Civ players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but you have to wait until his scientests discover electricity!


Yeah, yeah, I know.....
Inverse Icarus is offline Inverse Icarus
Emperor
flying too low to the ground
May 2001
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Put an end to popups!

Q: what's the difference between a group of sadists and Firaxis?
A: Firaxis occasionaly throws a screenshot out.
Stefu is offline Stefu
Emperor
CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970
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Enter the AD-FREE zone

How many Yins does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Yin is in deep hibernation until better lightbulb comes out.

How many Sids does it take to change a lightbulb?
See previous answer.

How many List contributors does it take to change a lightbulb.
3. Two will start to fight about whether lightbulb should be screwed in clockwise or counterclockwise. Finally, another list's moderator will do it for them.
Chronus is offline Chronus
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Aug 2000
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Got spare money?



You people are killin' me!

By the way, Stefu, is that a walnut in front of your flag or a Finnish basketball? (sorry)
Wernazuma III is offline Wernazuma III
Emperor
Decolonize!
Aug 2000
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quote:
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looks like the major finnish export crop to me: melon

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