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mactbone
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Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Sep 2001 time: 23:15
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Me: "Uhhhh, pizza delivery?"
Guy at door: "Uh, hey, Sid, did you order a pizza?"
Sid: "What kind is it?"
Me: "Mushroom?"
Sid: "Really! Heck yeah I ordered a pizza!"
Guy at door: *grumbling* "I 'always' end up paying for food"
*Mission Impossible Theme starts playing in the background*
*I push a secret button that makes the pizza box emit a sleeping gas and put on a gas mask*
Me: "Hahahahhahaha, now I can get a copy of Civ 3!"
Sid: "Why is everyone falling asleep, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO GET FIRED!"
Me: "Uhhh, you're not falling asleep?"
Sid: "Of course not, I don't sleep, I'm a cyborg."
Me: "Okaaaaay, will you give me a copy of Civ3?"
Sid: "NO! Now go back and buy thirty more copies of Civ2 and SMAC."
Me: "OK, master......"
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java4me
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California
May 2001 time: 21:15
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quote: Originally posted by MacTBone
Me: "Uhhhh, pizza delivery?"
Guy at door: "Uh, hey, Sid, did you order a pizza?"
Sid: "What kind is it?"
Me: "Mushroom?"
Sid: "Really! Heck yeah I ordered a pizza!"
Guy at door: *grumbling* "I 'always' end up paying for food"
*Mission Impossible Theme starts playing in the background*
*I push a secret button that makes the pizza box emit a sleeping gas and put on a gas mask*
Me: "Hahahahhahaha, now I can get a copy of Civ 3!"
Sid: "Why is everyone falling asleep, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO GET FIRED!"
Me: "Uhhh, you're not falling asleep?"
Sid: "Of course not, I don't sleep, I'm a cyborg."
Me: "Okaaaaay, will you give me a copy of Civ3?"
Sid: "NO! Now go back and buy thirty more copies of Civ2 and SMAC."
Me: "OK, master......" |
LOL
That is the funniest think I heard all day!!!
The guy at the door should be Dan Magaha!!! 
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I'd like to see what a firaxxian would say to this thread
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