03-10-2001 23:03									#1
	I'm not just an advisor, I'm also a member. Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

Is it just me, or are all the advisors follically challenged? I have a receding hairline myself, but I'm worried that there's something about playing Civ3, or even thinking about it that will lead to my hair falling out at a faster rate than before.

	03-10-2001 23:16									#2
	Tired of ads?

I'm most worried about the cultural advisor!

	03-10-2001 23:48									#3
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

I think the science advisor needs to start strategically combing

I like my advisors bald/balding. makes 'em look more distinguished and wise....

... and goofy, but who cares?

	03-10-2001 23:56									#4
	Tired of ads?

Isn't the Domestic Advisor a woman?

	04-10-2001 00:00									#5
	Got spare money?

Oh, I'm not going to criticize Sid the science advisor. Oh, no.

Mr. Meier, your hair looks fantastic, and if you have a wife or partner or even a dog I am sure that that wife/partner/dog is the loveliest and most intelligent one to be had. Surely, she/he/it is the envy of Jon Carmack and all those doctors from Bioware.