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Avatar of Sweetness & Light
Nov 1999
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Britons are arrogant bastards!
Helping bring CSA line-dancing to the French
French are even more arrogant bastards!
May the dutch hold out a thousand years.
Chinese are stupid arrogant bastards!
Dutch are just stupid bastards!
CSA: Your help against the evil French is much appreciated
"ENGLISH BROTHERS, WE MUST REMAIN STRONG"
Nice French people.
Yet Britons are good at cricket, lovely!
What do you call a Turk in Russia? A nice, friendly chap
And french produce the greatest wines in the world.
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA - April 29 1868 - President Jefferson Ruffhaus VIII
condemed recent Dutch agression in the Western Pacific Ocean, and stated
that in retribution that the Confederacy would seize the Marshall Islands
from
Holland, liberating them from Dutch tyranny, pathetic footballers, and
those awful tulips.
In the same speech the president reaffirmed the Confederacy's support of
Great Britian, and labled Prime Minister Orange as noble, capable, and
trustworthy ally. To that end the ever retreating and foul smelling French
will be assailed by the Confederacy until they sue for peace with England,
or are relieved of their territorial responsibilities worldwide. The
president went on to warn the Austrians against collaboration with France
(putting
aside the fact hat the French are unmatched at collaboration) and noting
that the Sultan certain thirsts for Austrian blood, and is has a sharpened
scimitar at the ready.
This week the president ordered General JEB Stuart's 1st Virginia Cavalry
Army to depart Montreal, and storm the shores of Normandy, from where the
cavalier general plans to romance every French woman on his way to Paris,
where he and his Virginians will undoubtably be afforded ample shade
underneath the trees line avenues, and served fine fine by Frenchmen to
cowardly to protect their homeland. General Stuart was overheard last
night remarking that "This ought be more fun than our 1861 ride around
10,000 blue monkeys!"
In other news El Presidente Gerwaldo of Mexico continues to receive our
fullest regard and is held in the highest esteem for his loyalty and
tactical awareness. As another nation allied with the 'Just Cause' Mexico
continues
to be recognized globally as a nation worthy of respect from their friends
equally as they inspire fear from their foes.
Evil Dutch pirates will be wiped out
While chinese, oh well, are sometimes funny.
Stupid inbred Confederate rednecks.
And dutch are at least not arrogant, but decent.
"JAPAN DOGS, YOU ARE THE VIRUS TO BE RID OF"
Helping Turkey rid the world of Dutch nancy-boys
My favourites however are austrians, yeah!
The French make my ass twitch. Be gone you foolish French.
Dutch piggies, get out of the Med
Finger out the **** Dutch boy, time to die
Arrogant British oppressors.
Kill, kill, kill the French, nyahahahaha
The dutch don't seem to fight well. They make my ass twitch too.
The CSA are such fine diplomats and tacticians. They keep pounding the
Dutch and fooling the French.
China is a commie pinko long-haired hippie freak.
English Dogs shall be destroyed.
France - Long have you labored to keep your cleansing from becoming
reality, but all your labors have been in vain. Perhaps Fortune will smile
on you elsewhere.
Britain
F-Barents SUPPORTS A-StP
F-N.Passage HOLD
F-Norway > Denmark
F-Sweden > Baltic
F-North SUPPORTS CSA A-Quebec > Nantes
F-Rouen SUPPORTS CSA A-Quebec > Nantes
F-Kie (wc) HOLD
F-Holland SUPPORTS F-Kie (wc)
F-Gibraltar > Straits of Gibraltar (BOUNCE)
A-StP SUPPORTS Turkish A-Mos
F-Baltic > Liv
F-C.Argentina SUPPORTS F-Flk > B.Current
F-Flk > B.Current (BOUNCE)
F-Red > H.Africa (BOUNCE)
F-Arabian SUPPORTS Turkish F-Mld > NE Monsoon (SUPPORT CUT)
A-Mds HOLD
F-Bom SUPPORTS F-Arabian
A-Krc SUPPORTS A-Kas
A-Kas SUPPORTS A-Krc
A-Ben HOLD
A-Rng > Bnk (BOUNCE)
F-Bnk (wc) > Mls (BOUNCE)
F-Singapore SUPPORTS F-Bnk (wc) > Mls (SUPPORT CUT)
F-E.China Sea > Oki (BOUNCE)
A-Que SUPPORTS F-Nsw
F-Nsw SUPPORTS A-Que
France
A Olivera S Dutch A Uruguay
A Brasilia S Dutch A La Paz
F Recife S A Pra
F Cayenne S A Pra
F Monrovie - Sie
F GCS S Dutch F IVC-GoG
A Mrc S Dutch F SGB-Gib (NO SUPPORT GIVEN, NO SUCH ORDER)
F Vlc S A Bordeaux-Marseilles
A Bordeaux-Marseilles
F Azores-Biscay (BOUNCE, DESTROYED)
F WMed S A Mrc
A Ruhr S A Stuttgart
A Stuttgart S A Ruhr
F Okinawa S Dutch F Izu Trench (SUPPORT CUT)
F Formosa S F South China Sea
F South China Sea S F Formosa
F Cch S F South China Sea
A Ann S A Sia
A Sia S A Cmb-Bnk
F GoSiam S A Cmb-Bnk
A Cmb HOLDS (NO ORDER GIVEN)
A Pra HOLDS (NO ORDER GIVEN)
Holland
1. A Uruguay -HOLDS (NO ORDER GIVEN)
2. A La Paz supports French A Brasilia
3. A Congo -> Okn
4. F South Atlantic supports F Ivory Coast -> Gulf of Guinea
5. F Ivory Coast -> Gulf of Guinea
6. F Cape of Good Hope -> Antarctic Atlantic
7. F South Georges Islands -> Brazil Current (BOUNCE)
8. F Strait of Gibraltar supports French F Valencia -> Gibraltar (NO SUCH
ORDER)
9. F Gulf of Manaar -> Arabian Sea (BOUNCE)
10. F Horn of Africa supports F Gulf of Manaar -> Arabian Sea (SUPPORT CUT)
11. F Northeast Monsoon supports F Horn of Africa (SUPPORT CUT)
12. F Ceylon -> Gulf of Manaar (BOUNCE)
13. F East Indian supports F Gulf of Manaar -> Arabian Sea
14. F Southeast Trades supports F East Indian
15. F Java Sea -> Singapore (BOUNCE)
16. F Malaysia supports F Java Sea -> Singapore (SUPPORT CUT)
17. A New Guinea -> Irian Jaya
18. A Perth supports F Timor Sea
19. F Timor Sea supports F Coral Sea
20. F Coral Sea supports F Equatorial Countercurrent (SUPPORT CUT)
21. F Fiji supports F Equatorial Countercurrent
22. F Equatorial Countercurrent supports F Western Pacific (SUPPORT CUT)
23. F Bismarck Sea supports F Western Pacific
24. F Western Pacific supports F Equatorial Countercurrent (SUPPORT CUT)
25. F Philippine Sea supports French F Okinawa
26. F Izu Trench supports F Western Pacific (SUPPORT CUT)
Austria
F Sic HOLDS (NO ORDER GIVEN)
F Crs sup F Tyr to Lyons
F Tyr to Lyons
F Adr to Tyr
F Sal to Rom (WC)
F Crt to Adr
A Pie to Mrs (BOUNCE)
A Ven to Pie (BOUNCE)
A Ber sup Bav
A Bav sup Ber
A Prs sup Ber
A Sr holds
A Sil sup Prs
A Wrs sup Glc
A Glc sup Wrs
Turkey
A Mos S A PRM
A PRM S A MOS
A GRG - ORN (BOUNCE)
A SEV S A ANG - GRG
F BLACK C A ANG - GRG
A ARM - BKU
A KHV S A AFG
A AFG S A KHV
A BAG - BAN
A SYR - NEJ
A RMN H
F GR S F ION
F ION S F TUN
F TUN S F ION
A ALG - TWR
F CAI - RED (BOUNCE)
F CYP - EMED
A HDR - OMA
A ADE H
A ABY - GAL
A SUD - DAR
F MLD - NE MONSOON (BOUNCE)
A ANG - HOLD (NO ORDER GIVEN)
China
A-PEK > MNC
A-VLA > KAM (BOUNCE)
A-SEO > VLA (BOUNCE)
F-YELLOW > S. OF JAPAN
F-FSN S F-YELLOW TO S. OF JAPAN
F-SHA > YELLOW
A-OMS S A-ORN
A-EVE S A-OMS
A-KRA S A-ORN
A-ORN S A-KSL > BKH (SUPPORT CUT)
A-KSL > BKH
A-BHK > KSH
A-YUN > TIB
A-BRM S A-MLY
A-MLY S A-TNK
A-YUT S A-TNK
A-TNK S A-YUT
F-CAN S A-TNK
F-HK S ENGLISH F-S.CHINA (NO SUPPORT GIVEN, NO SUCH ORDER)
Japan
A KG -> VLA (HOLDS, NO CONVOY)
F SoJAPAN convoys A KG -> VLA (DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO SAP, EDO, or OTB)
F OKH sup A KG -> VLA
F SK sup A KG -> VLA
CSA
F Helgoland Bight supports English F Kiel - hold
F North Atlantic Ocean convoys A Quebec - Nantes
F Hudson Bay convoys A Quebec - Nantes
A Quebec - Nantes
F Bay of Biscay supports F Canary Islands - Azores Islands
F Canary Islands - Azores Islands
F Gulf of Guinea - Middle Atlantic Ocean (BOUNCE, MAY RETREAT TO DMK, CMN,
or OTB)
F Sargasso Sea - Cape Verde Islands
F Eastern Seaboard - Sargasso Sea
F Washington DC - Chesapeake
A Paramariso supports Mexican A AMA - PRA
A Richmond - hold
A Rupertsland - hold
A Oklahoma - New Orleans
A Washington - hold
A British Columbia - Alaska (BOUNCE)
A Alaska - Kamchakta (BOUNCE)
F Bering Sea convoys A Alaska - Kamchakta
F Westerlies suppports F Hawaii - Western Pacific Ocean
F Hawaii - Western Pacific Ocean (BOUNCE)
F Kirbati supports Mexican F Southwest Pacific Ocean - Equatorial
Countercurrent
Mexico
A AMA - PRA (BOUNCE)
A CLD s A AMA - PRA
A LMA - AMA (BOUNCE)
A QTO s A LMA - AMA
F M.Atlantic - B. Current (BOUNCE)
F E. CAR s CSA A PRM
F VRG - NE Trades
F C. Basin s Drake
F Kuril - IZU (BOUNCE)
F NZE - Coral (BOUNCE)
F A Pacific s SCT - SW. Pacific
F Drake s M. Atlantic - B. Current
F SW. Pacific - EQ Countercurrent (BOUNCE)
F SCT - SW. Pacific (BOUNCE)
Double-check for mistakes in both the orders and the map. A number of
players forgot to write in orders for units. I can't accept implied orders.
I need them for record keeping.
RETREATS DUE:
Saturday, November 17th @ 11:59pm
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