21-11-2001 07:46									#1
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Should be self-explanatory.

"You spoony bard!" -- Tellah, FFIV

"The young frog, Mallow, who doesn't look at all like a frog, joins your quest." -- Super Mario RPG

And then there's this one from FFIV Hardtype:

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	25-11-2001 09:57									#2
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Stop touching me!! from Warcraft

	25-11-2001 15:08									#3
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"Your face, your a$$, whats the difference "

Duke Nukem 3D

	25-11-2001 19:33									#4
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All Minsc quotes (from BG).

	25-11-2001 21:52									#5
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[skweek]
-boo the hamster

	26-11-2001 01:49									#6
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Not the best there is, but surely funnier then a bus full of bananas.

[drumbeat]

quote: In A.D. 2101 War was beginning. Captain: What happen ? Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb. Operator: We get signal. Captain: What ! Operator: Main screen turn on. Captain: It's You !! Cats: How are you gentlemen !! Cats: All your base are belong to us. Cats: You are on the way to destruction. Captain: What you say !! Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time. Cats: HA HA HA HA .... Captain: Take off every 'zig' !! Captain: You know what you doing. Captain: Move 'zig'. Captain: For great justice

http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/story.shtml

	26-11-2001 14:49									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Zkribbler Stop touching me!! from Warcraft

Actually it is Why do you keep touching me?

And about doom...
The biggest bada$$ weapon is called BFG9000 or BFG6000. What does the BFG mean? In Alien Crossfire (in alphna.txt or something similar) the short name for string resonator (the best weapon) is BFG9000!!! Just a coincidence?

	26-11-2001 22:25									#8
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actually both!

the humans said in a posh voice "why do you keep touching me!" and the orcs go "STOP TUTCHING MEE!" as they would spell it

	27-11-2001 00:05									#9
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"What is your MAJOR malfunction?" -- Terran Tank, Starcraft

	27-11-2001 00:16									#10
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"I am error"

I just don't remember where it came from...

	27-11-2001 21:10									#11
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"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"

from -The Secret Of Monkey Island

	29-11-2001 14:23									#12
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"In your whiskers"! - Wing Commander III

"You can't make accusations like that without evidence. I assume that you have some"? - Perfect Dark

	29-11-2001 18:52									#13
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"Incoming!!!..." - it just sounded great, but I don't remember where it was.

	30-11-2001 06:23									#14
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Blizzard has some really good ones.

Warcraft 2 Axe Thrower: "Say hello to my leetle friend!"

The Ogre Mage quotes.

	07-12-2001 09:03									#15
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quote: Originally posted by aaglo Actually it is Why do you keep touching me? And about doom... The biggest bada$$ weapon is called BFG9000 or BFG6000. What does the BFG mean? In Alien Crossfire (in alphna.txt or something similar) the short name for string resonator (the best weapon) is BFG9000!!! Just a coincidence?

BFG = Big F*cking Gun

	07-12-2001 10:33									#16
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"Look at my muscles!" (In a Schwarzeneggeresque voice) - Sledger in Battle Realms

	08-12-2001 20:03									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Juggler All Minsc quotes.

And don't forget Jan Jansen!


Here is one his more recent ramblings that I have experienced: