03-12-2001 07:49									#61
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When you keep on saying "just one more round."

	03-12-2001 13:49									#62
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--When your GF tells you she is going to dress up like a computer for Halloween so you'll give her some attention (true story...)

	04-12-2001 05:33									#63
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when your playing civ2 again because you were so dissapointed with civ3

	04-12-2001 15:03									#64
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...When you start calling yourself "El Presidente" and demand your roommates harvest bananas and load them onto the docks for export...

Oh, wait, that's a sign you've been playing too much Tropico, which is what I'm playing these days. ^_^

	05-12-2001 06:18									#65
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Ah . . . if she only wanted one more turn

quote: Originally posted by Kaak --When your GF tells you she is going to dress up like a computer for Halloween so you'll give her some attention (true story...)

	13-12-2001 10:55									#66
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when the "one more turn then i'm going to bed" excuse doesnt apply no more - instead it's "just one more beer THEN i'm going to bed"

	13-12-2001 11:47									#67
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... you decide to print off and post this thread on your wall.

	14-12-2001 07:00									#68
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What do you mean 3:00 a.m.? It was 9:00 p.m. a couple of turns ago

	14-12-2001 10:54									#69
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quote: Originally posted by splangy You know you've played to much civ3 when... You start hearing voices whenever you go on dates saying "They will probably be insulted by this deal"

Actually, it's when you go on a date, and you wish your foreign advisor had come along so you'd have an idea whether she would accept the deal or not.

....When you encourage your SO to dress like "that hot barbarian Joan".

....When you think Joan in leathers is hot.

	04-02-2002 20:33									#70
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Hmm... missed this thread...
I tried to start a similar one here

...when you want to encourage clearing of the Amazonas.

	04-02-2002 21:05									#71
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when you're still playing civ3 and lurking on civ3 boards, even though you've had the game since it's launch

	05-02-2002 03:25									#72
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You move your PC, toaster oven and a small fridge into the bathroom so you can play continuously until you pass out.

Later, you move everything back out so you have something to do while you're waiting for the turns to finish.

	05-02-2002 05:38									#73
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Jokes aside, I frequently dream Civ 3 all night... Have I played too much?

	05-02-2002 06:27									#74
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When you spend $1000+ for a new computer just so you can get to the next turn faster on a huge map....

	05-02-2002 10:19									#75
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This really happened:

I set my alarm, went to bed, and woke up well after the alarm should have gone off, although I never heard it. In my half-asleep state, the best explaination I could come up for my alarm not working was . . .

"It must be outside my cultural borders."


*Even then, I probably got about 5 hours of sleep that night (I'll give you about III guesses why).*

	05-02-2002 10:38									#76
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... when you stare at the grease splattered floor at your resteraunt and picture a map, trying to decide what would be the best starting position.

... when you yell shift-p at the mess and noone responds.

	05-02-2002 19:21									#77
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I unfortunately have not had the time to play Civ 3 that much. Six months ago I introduced my girlfriend to Civ 2 and she loved it.
So when I got Civ3 she started to play it. Now she spends more time on it than I do, every time I try and play she black mails me to get off the computer. The worse part is that she is still at Uni so she has more free time. Every day when I get home from Uni she is there playing away. Any ideas how to get her not to like the game anymore

	06-02-2002 03:27									#78
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... when you've finished installing it

	06-02-2002 03:36									#79
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For the married with kids crowd. (Sorry if this is double posted, had some server problems).

1) You nobly and unselfishly volunteer to watch the kids while your significant other "has some time to herself."

2) If your two year old son knows that his Winnie-the-Pooh balloon popping game only works when Daddy isn't home.

3)You justify your play time to your significant other by stating that "I could be out at the bars."

4) If you have ever, ever, ever said any of the following...
"If I can get at least four hours, I'll be fine..."
"I really don't need more than a couple of hours."
"Does Starbucks deliver?"

	06-02-2002 08:02									#80
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...when you uninstall Civ III and install Civ II.

	06-02-2002 08:36									#81
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You start playing at a higher rated level, and you reduce the number of players in the games because the whole world keeps attacking you before 1000 A.D. and you do not really care about not being invited to that party anymore.

	06-02-2002 12:08									#82
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quote: Originally posted by Bautou When you spend $1000+ for a new computer just so you can get to the next turn faster on a huge map....

Hah, I've one-upped you (I think)!
When you spend $1,300+ for a new 1.3GHz computer (Wintel at that!) just to play it in the first place.

It will probably be a couple months or so until I get a new Mac (mine's only 350MHz).

OTH, I haven't played it too much yet...
(Your mind on drugs...
Your mind on civ3)

	07-02-2002 03:04									#83
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n you believe that the story of the Three Musketeers is really boring.

	07-02-2002 14:19									#84
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When you run out of wine so you check to see if there is still a road outside your house.

	07-02-2002 15:37									#85
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- When you see the delivery truck slow dramatially as it pulls into the driveway at your job, and realize it must be because it's now in your borders....

	07-02-2002 18:37									#86
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quote: Originally posted by Daveraver ... you start waiting for Honda to release a patch that'll fix all the bugs in your accord.

That's what you get when you buy "Beta" matterial

	07-02-2002 18:37									#87
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...you come home drunk at 4.30am and think "I'm sure I can beat those evil Germans in only a few turns", then wake up up to find your Empire in ruins, your capital on some island in the arctic circle, and then think "I've still got iron!".

	07-02-2002 18:54									#88
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When wondering why countries like Afghanistan don't do things in 250 year increments.

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	07-02-2002 20:14									#89
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...you find yourself writing to "you know you've played too much Civ3 when..." thread!

	07-02-2002 22:39									#90
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When you ask your teacher is complaining that the class is too slow, you tell him he should switch from despot to republic.

When you wonder why the USA has police stations but not a communistic form of government.

When you argue with soemone that Alexander the great ruled greece from 5000BC to 2050AD.

When you shoot fireworks in the air when you really love your king.

When you swear you saw industrial cleopatra in one of them western shoot-'em-up movies.

When you wonder why countries like Andorra don't culture flip to france or spain.

I got a dozen more but I'll stop for now.