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ElitePersian
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Vancouver, BC
Nov 2000
time: 05:16
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hahah i woke up thinking i had a fleet of 4 ironclads and 2 battleships going towards my enemy...when i was really in the ancient ages. I guess the game developped in my dream.
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Daveraver
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State of Confusion
Nov 2001
time: 00:16
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... when you hand your boss a sales report on your dealings with the treacherous Aztecs.
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Daveraver
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State of Confusion
Nov 2001
time: 00:16
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... you ask your girlfriend if you can exchange territory maps (cheesy wink included).
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ElitePersian
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Vancouver, BC
Nov 2000
time: 05:16
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...when you start negotiating with your friends and parents in CIV terms. gold/turn, resources, technology, maps...
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deater
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Lowell, MA (originally Joppa MD)
Nov 2001
time: 00:16
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...when you are driving past the navy yard in Philadelphia on I-95 and all you can think is "wow it must have taken a lot of shields to build all those ships"
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Capt Dizle
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you know you've played too much civ3 when...
1. you are willing to used forced labor to get the yard mowed (today damnit)...after all you you have three kids and there are more where those came from.
2. you drive over the bridge at the creek and look at the field that always floods in heavy rain and think "this would be a good city site"
3. In the supermarket you stop to build roads to connect your buggy to the dairy and fresh fruit departments..
4. When you win an arguement with someone you spread your arms, laugh "ha, ha" and inform the room you have become elite
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Capt Dizle
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you know you've played too much civ3 when...
5. you want your kids to clean up their bloody mess so you run around screaming "Shift-P"
6. you decide to settle that property line dispute with your neighbor by building a cathedral in your back yard
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Buckethead
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... when on a one night stand, the girl says "got rubber?" and you respond "I'll probably get insulted by such a proposal!"
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Capt Dizle
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you know you've played too much civ3 when...
7. you decide to skirt airport security by claiming you have a right of passage agreement
8. after airport security arrests you, you identify yourself as a resistor and advise them to garrison the city with strong military units...
9. After the judge puts you to work clearing a jungle you thank Sid there are no swamps on this map, and then
10. you bribe an offical to get you transfered to the capital because then you will at least be on the trading screen
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fiveht
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Toronto, ON
Nov 2001
time: 00:16
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"We would like to propose a deal."
"Uh... okay."
"We want large pepperoni pizza. We offer 7 gold. Will you accept this deal, Pizza Man?"
"Well, um, our large pepperoni pizza costs 8 dollars."
"We want large pepperoni pizza. We offer 8 gold. Will you accept this deal, Pizza Man?"
"I dunno what you mean, sir. We don't take gold."
"Never mind..."
"Uh.. sure."
"Would you like to trade world maps?"
"What?"
"That's it! Prepare for WAR!"
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ElitePersian
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Vancouver, BC
Nov 2000
time: 05:16
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quote:
Originally posted by fiveht
"We would like to propose a deal."
"Uh... okay."
"We want large pepperoni pizza. We offer 7 gold. Will you accept this deal, Pizza Man?"
"Well, um, our large pepperoni pizza costs 8 dollars."
"We want large pepperoni pizza. We offer 8 gold. Will you accept this deal, Pizza Man?"
"I dunno what you mean, sir. We don't take gold."
"Never mind..."
"Uh.. sure."
"Would you like to trade world maps?"
"What?"
"That's it! Prepare for WAR!" |
hahah poor pizza man!
when your mom tells you to finish your food and you say "i cant, we need surplus food to grow!"
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EEKthedog
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Groningen, Netherlands
Nov 2001
time: 06:16
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....When you're on a highway passing through cropfields and think; "the birthrate must be pretty high around this area"
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ElitePersian
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Vancouver, BC
Nov 2000
time: 05:16
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when you're short on cash and you keep thinking you can decrease your science to get more, and then get dissapointed when it doesn't work.
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