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Newfoundland, Canada
Nov 2001 time: 01:46
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The Return of Jebediah
(You know, Jeb's the half intelligent one, what told 'em ta be buildin' granaries...yeah, him.)
~A few of Podraig's old friends are sitting around a camp fire, roasting a squirrel's nuts.~
Big Dan : Right. Anyone been to one of them new Temples?
Sean : Nay.
Dale : Nay.
John : Nay.
Some Drunk None of Them Have Seen Before in Their Lives : Maybe. (hic). Wait...(hic). Nay.
Dan : Aye, well I have. Tis the usual bit where Seamus be power-trippin' over those what be ignorant and plowhands and whatnot...
John : Like when he be tellin' me ta leave smoke-holes in the SIDES of the buildin', stead of the top? Smoke holes go in the top, Dan, the top. Tis only right an' proper!
Dan : Em, not really John. But anyway...Next after the preachin' he follows up by callin' people to the front an' askin' if they have any business for to be botherin' the spirits with.
John : "Let's the light an' wind in," he says. Lets the wind in! Calls 'em "windows" 'e does!
Dan : Aye John. We know. Windows. But as I do be sayin', the whole town dumps their problems right there on the temple floor, for Seamus' "spirits" ta have a look at. Then Seamus tells them what the spirits says they should be doin'.
Drunk : Me (hic) nuts burnt!
John : You an yer "windows" can lick me where it shits, is what I shoulda said! You an' yer windows both!
Dan : So when it comes right down to it, Seamus' spirits be decidin' most everythin' that goes on. It's like Seamus little religion is runnin' the whole show...it's like...one of them...you know the word...
Jebidiah : Theocracies?
Dan : Yeh! That's the one. Waitaminute, JEB!
Sean : JEB, you're alive!
Dale : JEB! Where the hell you been?
Jeb : I just been seein' the frontiers for m'self. You gotta check out the beaver out in Cork. Just a canoe ride away. Everyone's been goin' out to Cork for some beaver. So many people, there's nearly a road worn down all the way there.
Sean : Right. *stops playing with his nuts and promptly marches off to Cork for some beaver*
Dale : Jeb, its been terrible here since you been gone. Seamus runs everythin' now, an' with a gang o' bullies ta back him! Not like the old days...
Drunk : Heh heh. (hic). Theeawkersees. (hic).
Dale : Right. You've had enough. *shanks the drunks mead* Heh.
Jeb : Well, tis all alright now boys, Jebs back, all can return to normal, its all hunky dory now. Say, where's Podraig at?
*Dale, John, and Dan exchange looks...*
*but then the drunk falls into the fire while trying to grab his beer back, and everyone has to drag him to the river and throw him in*
~Le Fin...for now.......
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Flandrien
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Belgium
May 2000 time: 06:16
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Much better.
turn 13 -> Vitolg
Last edited by Flandrien on 18-02-2002 at 04:11
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Athens, Hellas
Jan 2000 time: 07:16
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Player list on the first post of the thread updated.
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