01-12-2001 05:54									#1
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"Much like your skull, your threats are empty. Now go away!"

"Bring it on baby!"


btw I think I saw a thread like this a while back, but it must be buried by now...

	01-12-2001 05:57									#2
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"It was nice trading with you mao, now wont you come and have some nice vegetarian curry?"
-Ghandi

"Good to do business with you mao. now come have some tea."
-Elizabeth

"All your base are belong to us"
-defeat screen

gee youd think theyd have learned by now!...

	01-12-2001 06:23									#3
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would you liike a nice vegetable curry ghandi is a goof

	01-12-2001 06:52									#4
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Slaps shoe on fake podium.
"We will burry you!" -
Russia

(kruschev)

Last edited by Defkon on 01-12-2001 at 07:00

	01-12-2001 10:42									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Defkon Slaps shoe on fake podium. "We will burry you!" - Russia (kruschev)

shoe?

if you like politics, go to the ot, they like new guys there



all of your base are belong to us---funny, but is it a typo or something?

	01-12-2001 10:48									#6
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quote: Originally posted by d_dudy all of your base are belong to us---funny, but is it a typo or something?

you never heard of "all your base are belong to us" ?? was a fad a while back based on really poorly translated jap console games and politics/whatever/etc.

If anyone has a link to the shockwave of all your bases, plz post for those that have no clue

	01-12-2001 10:54									#7
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ehh.

"we will burry you" is quote from Civ3. When at war with russia go to the diplomacy screen and try "we aproach your cities...." you'll probably get the reply above.

but i was simply trying to show where the quote originally came from. (AFAIK)

"if you like politics, go to the ot, they like new guys there"

Are you implying that you dont? tisk tisk

	02-12-2001 12:25									#8
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from early one game, asking the americans for a loan (approximately):

lincoln: you must be kidding. i'm poorer than a drunken blind man in a crooked poker game.

	02-12-2001 12:36									#9
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"That dog won't hunt" - Lincoln; Good old Kentucky boy.

	02-12-2001 13:02									#10
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All your base are belong to us...its quite funny

http://www.on1.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf

	02-12-2001 13:58									#11
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Mr. Krushchev said we will bury you,
I don't subscribe to this point of view

-- Sting
Russians

	02-12-2001 17:58									#12
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I'm trying too see things your way, I just can't get my head that far up my ass.

	02-12-2001 19:10									#13
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"I believe you have met your match" says ghandi as he offers 3 gold for 72 cities

	02-12-2001 19:14									#14
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"We are tired of you insolence." — On the diplomacy contact screen.

Their typo, not mine. But I didn't want to ruin it with a sic.

	02-12-2001 22:35									#15
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"Have you come here to admire my beauty, or is there another reason for your visit?"

Catherine the Great of the Russians...

	02-12-2001 22:35									#16
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"Lobster are eaten at Red Lobster, Chickens are eaten at my house, but I stil dunno what's that thing they have at Kentucky Fried Chicken" - Me

	03-12-2001 04:05									#17
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"Evil Persia persists in attacking our cities, our women and children, and our cattle. Please ally with the Zulu, Joan d'Arc! We MUST protect those cattle!"

	03-12-2001 08:28									#18
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"Go boil your head" - Japan when I asked for tribute.

	03-12-2001 12:58									#19
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"We were just trying to borrow a cup of rice..." (I forgot the rest)
- when I asked the Japanese to leave my territory

	03-12-2001 13:39									#20
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"Babylonian swines have been spotted rooting in the garbage near Osaka. Remove them at once or face consequences!"

I almost fell of my chair when i saw this one

	10-12-2001 08:26									#21
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When asked to remove forces by a friend (quote not exact)
"There, um, just on a routine training mission . . . yeah, that's the ticket"
Good old Jon Lovitz

	10-12-2001 10:25									#22
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From the Advisor screen, when changing governments:

So you say you want a revolution?

[] Yes. You know its gonna be alright.

[] No. You can count me out.

	11-12-2001 01:35									#23
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Three words: increase your medication.

The best one I've seen yet involves telling a friendly Montezuma to please get his units the hell out of your territory. He says something like "Of course. I greatly regret this unfortunate incident. Or so I'm told. Personally, I really don't care." All with that grin on his face.

	11-12-2001 00:37									#24
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You beat me to that one Zen. As a Beatles fan, that's one of my favorites. It actually made me spit Mountain Dew out of my nose.

	13-12-2001 08:33									#25
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All your base are belong to us... Funny. Was wondering about that signature of Vel...

OK, I'm kickin' some Roman butt, as I ask them to make a deal:
Quote Caesar:"Fool! Do you think we are frightened of your puny soldiers? Well, as fate would have it, we are!"
And then he gives me all of his gold, and a sh*tload of gold/turn
with that sad look on his face

	13-12-2001 09:38									#26
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"Civilization3.e.exe has generated errors and will be closed by
Windows. You will need to restart the program.

An error log is being created."

*NOT* by favorite, but quite familiar with it

	13-12-2001 10:20									#27
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Ghandi telling responding to my request to leave my territory with "In your weak position, I too would fear the incursion. We will grant your request." when I have over 300 units to his 10 spearmen.

Cavalier

	13-12-2001 18:53									#28
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Shaka said almost the exact same thing to me! I tell ya, I was tempted to tire of his insolence and declare war on him again...

	13-12-2001 19:52									#29
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quote: Originally posted by dainbramaged13 "It was nice trading with you mao, now wont you come and have some nice vegetarian curry?" -Ghandi

The funny thing is, is that one of his cities are currently next to a Cow, and producing 6 or somting grains!!!

Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
-Shaka Zulu

	13-12-2001 23:44									#30
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"Our troops approach your cities ..." , I told one of the leaders (might have been the Russians?)

"Russia does not cave in to terrorism. The outlaw state of X will pay for its arrogance."

Also, on another occasion: "Russia does not surrender to terrorists."

I found the exchanges strangely contemporary, scary even.

A clever one: "Peace cannot be purchased by threat of arms, . But it CAN be rented for a while. X accepts your offer of peace. For now."

Tuomas Seijavuori