03-12-2001 05:14									#1
	Joan of Arc is too sexy Tired of ads?

I'm having trouble attacking her because she is just waaayy too cute.

Every time I declare war on the French I feel bad. I feel like asking her what she's doing after the game

	03-12-2001 05:22									#2
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I feel the same way about QEI... what's wrong with me??

	03-12-2001 05:24									#3
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You have strange taste in pixels.

	03-12-2001 05:24									#4
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Every time I declare war on the French I feel bad.

A very good attitude. Especially after the Davis Cup this last weekend.

	03-12-2001 05:46									#5
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I just love that Catherine the Great - mm mmm, tasty.

(What's all that business about her and the horse, and how she died, then...)

	03-12-2001 05:54									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Anunikoba I feel the same way about QEI... what's wrong with me??

Something very bad
cant ever see QE being hot, JOA only in the modern age... catherin... well... i think we all know about that...

next time, try subsituting the leader pics with some real porn!

no i havent done it yet, and in fact dont plan to, in case youre asking

	03-12-2001 06:31									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse I'm having trouble attacking her because she is just waaayy too cute. Every time I declare war on the French I feel bad. I feel like asking her what she's doing after the game

Well I have a habit of playing either Chinese or Zulu and I must admit I tend to leave joany alone once i've crushed those between me and her I normally turn to the America's.... can't think why I should be reluctant to crush the French

	03-12-2001 07:45									#8
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quote: Originally posted by GodSpawn I just love that Catherine the Great - mm mmm, tasty. (What's all that business about her and the horse, and how she died, then...)

the horse thing seemed to be Big hoax

	03-12-2001 07:52									#9
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Cleopatra is the cutest. She is hiding from me in this new game.

	03-12-2001 07:52									#10
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Joan of Arc just gives me more of a desire to attack France and brutally ravish her.

	03-12-2001 08:10									#11
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Jean d'Arc is a cutie, but I've considered swapping her pics for the most beautiful French woman alive...

...not Catherine Deneuve (though she's another babe)...

...Laetitia Casta

Although if I did that, I would a) never attack her, b) constantly be waging war against those bastards who do attack her, and c) opening the diplomacy window to chat every turn and give her gold and techs and goods and cities and stuff just so she'll smile at me.

God, I'm pathetic.

	03-12-2001 08:26									#12
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Yes - that's problem. Whenever I trade with her if she says the offer isn't good enough I just have to give her more stuff

	03-12-2001 08:52									#13
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Everyone:

Hmm ... I'd say it's a good thing the AI can't take advantage of this oh-so-human weakness regarding looks. If it could, you'd see half-naked female AI leaders and crushed, smoldering human player civilizations.

CYBERAmazon

	03-12-2001 09:40									#14
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I think my mind has been thoroughly soiled by reading this thread. Will I ever be the same????

	03-12-2001 09:44									#15
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quote: Originally posted by CYBERAmazon Everyone: Hmm ... I'd say it's a good thing the AI can't take advantage of this oh-so-human weakness regarding looks. If it could, you'd see half-naked female AI leaders and crushed, smoldering human player civilizations. CYBERAmazon

I'm not quite sure I see what'd be wrong with that

	03-12-2001 11:08									#16
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if you are fantasizing about a computer animation then you are either a) a damn weirdo or b) not had any p*ssy in too long

	03-12-2001 11:11									#17
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OTOH, Catherine the Great looks likes a stony faced old biddy - I never give her anything.

	03-12-2001 12:07									#18
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Joan of Arc always comes first in a game against other AI, I have no idea why, but the French have never come third in a game i've played.

	03-12-2001 12:26									#19
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Seems as we're all REALLY absorbed by the game and doing some kind of role playing. I was kindda same in SMAC with the Gaians

	03-12-2001 17:57									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Trifna Seems as we're all REALLY absorbed by the game and doing some kind of role playing. I was kindda same in SMAC with the Gaians

Aaaaaaaaah Deidre...
And people wonder why I chose green economy in my SE ?

	03-12-2001 19:45									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Anunikoba I feel the same way about QEI... what's wrong with me??

Me too, and I've figured out why I (we?) do it. Basically, the artist that did the graphics for the queen I think used the last scene in the 1998 movie Eliabeth, starring Cate Blanchett, who (in my world at least) = very sexy.
So when I hear "I'm late for my milk-bath" subconsciously I'm thinking about naked Cate Blanchett in a bathtub full of milk.
Consciously of course, that comes out as "The English look too strong, I think I'll kill the Indians first"

	03-12-2001 21:27									#22
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Apolyton, aka The Testosterone Vault.

	03-12-2001 22:53									#23
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quote: Originally posted by UncleBeef Me too, and I've figured out why I (we?) do it. Basically, the artist that did the graphics for the queen I think used the last scene in the 1998 movie Eliabeth, starring Cate Blanchett, who (in my world at least) = very sexy. So when I hear "I'm late for my milk-bath" subconsciously I'm thinking about naked Cate Blanchett in a bathtub full of milk.

Well when you work out who the artists inspiration was for Joan of Arc let me know *blink*

	03-12-2001 23:05									#24
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AH, control yourself! You're a married horse!

	04-12-2001 00:41									#25
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Does anybody know what the deal is with Jeanne d'Arc's "modern era" look? The Sinead O'Connor bald-chick thing? Not sure I get the concept there. I think she's pretty fetching in the 19th century military uniform, though....

	04-12-2001 00:54									#26
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I think the "bald" modern look is fashioned after that movie that starred Demi Moore, where she goes and joins the Navy Seals or something to prove that a woman can do anything a man can.

	04-12-2001 01:07									#27
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Hmm, Joan of Arc looks like a freak. I always make a special effort to crush certain civs. Firstlu the Americans, just because. Secondly the French, for the same reason. Lastly the Zulus, because they always end up annoying me with their expansionism early on.

	04-12-2001 02:58									#28
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Tell Cate I got her milk bath right here!

*grabs crotch*

I feel so dirty...

	04-12-2001 07:09									#29
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They should have taken a representation from her from early in her reign (1762-1767). Although Catherine was never stunning, she did make a fine impression to contemporaries of the time.

	04-12-2001 07:15									#30
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D'ya think it's too late to get Firaxis to include with the patch a new animation for mlle Jean - one where she winks and giggles girlishly when you, um, assent to her demands?