03-12-2001 06:24									#1
	Civ 3: R.I.P. Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

Please send flowers c/o Jeff "Bullseye" Briggs, who planned the execution -- perfectly.

Please send flowers c/o Soren "The Makeup Artist" Johnson, who did good work making the corpse look alive, at least until you looked closer.

Please send flowers c/o Dan "Civ? What Civ?" Magaha who did his best to stop any leaks of information regarding the execution, which set the stage for some wonderful drama.

Please send flowers c/o Jeff "If It's Fixed, I Can Break It" Morris, who is responsible for putting the bugs on dead things. While a perfect murder usually means there's no body to be found, rest assured that Jeff's bugs are hard at work to chew away at anything that's left.

Please send flowers c/o Info-"We Bring New Meaning To The Phrase: 'When The Sh*t Hits The Fan"-grames, who pulled the trigger and stopped the ambulances from giving CPR. Warning: Don't use your real name or return address unless you want those flowers to cost you about $1,000 in legal fees. Hey, who says IG's doesn't give us fans anything?!

And please send flowers c/o Sid "Gone Golfing" Meier ... who wasn't in any way involved with Civ3, of course, but we should still keep him in the loop. No parent should live to see the death of his brain child (so good thing Sid was looking the other way!).

You may take down your "Help Us Find Civ3, Which Was Reported Missing October 2001" posters. Civ3 isn't missing. It's taking a dirt nap.

Merry Corporate Christmas to All!

	03-12-2001 06:29									#2
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

The next great Civ game won't be named Civ, unfortunately. It has yet to be written...

What's Brian working on?

Venger

	03-12-2001 06:33									#3
	yin26 R.I.P. Increase Your PM Length

Goodbye yin, I was hoping for your discussion about the game, but if you have declared it dead to you....

I believe yin has declared himself dead to this forum, as he has nothing more to say.

	03-12-2001 06:51									#4
	thread: R.I.P. Get a bigger avatar today!

you win yin, you got yourself another closed thread....

now you can send flowers to me and Dan as well, for hepling in the great conspiracy of lies...