12-01-2002 20:16									#1
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Over the last couple of days I have come to the conclusion that some people should not be allowed to re-produce.

On Thursday I went into the toilets in a lesson break to have a pee, all the urinals were in use so I went into a cubical and shut the door without locking it. I'd just started to pee when someone bursts in, sees me and shouts

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!"

"What are you a ****ing comedian or something, what does it look like I'm doing" I replied without turning round. He was a little surprised by this. 5 seconds later hes still standing there

"Get the **** out of here" I said and he walked off, he didn't even close the door again, grr.

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That afternoon I'm driving along a narrow road, another car is also coming along, there is a small lay by in front of me, I pull into it so the other car can come through (There was more than enough room). So what does he do, he comes to complete stop and waits, there is no way in hell my car will fit through where he is, so I flash my lights and wave him through, he sits there, I beep my horn and wave him through again, he still sits there, I wind my window down and tell him to come through, he sits there, I shout at him and beep my horn. He then reverses the car half a mile up the road until he could pull in to a gap and let me through. What a moron wasted 10 minutes faffing around!

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Then on Friday I'm in the college car park just about to reverse out of my space when a fairly attractive girl puts her car right in the way, I beep my horn, she winds down the window

"Can I have that space?" she asks

"Dunno, depends if I can get out of it first doesn't it" I replied looking pointedly at her car

She waits about 10 seconds before she twigs that I can't move unless she does, so she reverses out into the access road (which connects the various bays with the exit) blocking the way again

"And where I am supposed to go now?" I ask trying to keep the acidity to a minimum

She goes bright red and then reverses right the way out to the exit causing utter chaos (she could have pulled into one the bays but nooo), she reaches the exit and stops the car, she then says "I'm really sorry about that, is there anything I can do" I was tempted to ask "do you swallow" but decided against it. I just smiled and said

"It's ok, I'll see you around"

Bloody idiots

	12-01-2002 20:33									#2
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I think we should ehar the other peoples' versions of events, mainly to find out if she does swallow.

	12-01-2002 21:54									#3
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OK, you've met these people but you'll never meet them again in your life (probably).
But I have to work with them 5 days a week for the whole year and I keep asking myself how did they even finish elementary school.

	12-01-2002 22:24									#4
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quote: I think we should ehar the other peoples' versions of events, mainly to find out if she does swallow.

I think the guy that stormed into the bathroom does.

	12-01-2002 22:31									#5
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I agree with ya totally C0ckney

	12-01-2002 22:43									#6
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I saw a thing on tv some time ago. It was about differences in the brain between men and women.

Women seem to have difficulty with time and space. They don't know where their car is in traffic.

	12-01-2002 22:46									#7
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Just look at any smoker.

Stupid.

	13-01-2002 00:25									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Juggler OK, you've met these people but you'll never meet them again in your life (probably). But I have to work with them 5 days a week for the whole year and I keep asking myself how did they even finish elementary school.

Luckily, being the office idiot I don't have to put up with people stupider than me.

	13-01-2002 02:29									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Seneca Luckily, being the office idiot I don't have to put up with people stupider than me.

Stop quoting Dubya.

	13-01-2002 02:30									#10
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Just look at any smoker.

Shut up and pass the joint (now whatever happened to the hippie smiley?)

	13-01-2002 02:36									#11
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I cant say that I ever had to deal with a dude bursting into a urinal before

But when I worked at Taco bell when I was 15, a dude went into the bathroom and took a huge chit... then wiped his ass, stuck it to the mirrors and handles and threw his plastic Taco Bell cup in the toilet and flushed it(Flooding it so bad it backed upon into the restuarant doorway..... (I had to clean it up of course )

I dont know if thats stupid or just being an *******. But from what I hear, the two go hand in hand.

	13-01-2002 03:07									#12
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awww, poor faded, was it fun cleaning the bathroom using his face?

You should have grabbed the sucka and make him lick the floor clean.

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	13-01-2002 03:43									#13
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quote: Originally posted by C0ckney ======== Then on Friday I'm in the college car park just about to reverse out of my space when a fairly attractive girl puts her car right in the way, I beep my horn, she winds down the window "Can I have that space?" she asks "Dunno, depends if I can get out of it first doesn't it" I replied looking pointedly at her car She waits about 10 seconds before she twigs that I can't move unless she does, so she reverses out into the access road (which connects the various bays with the exit) blocking the way again "And where I am supposed to go now?" I ask trying to keep the acidity to a minimum She goes bright red and then reverses right the way out to the exit causing utter chaos (she could have pulled into one the bays but nooo), she reaches the exit and stops the car, she then says "I'm really sorry about that, is there anything I can do" I was tempted to ask "do you swallow" but decided against it. I just smiled and said "It's ok, I'll see you around" Bloody idiots

That's a funny story!
Maybe her blonde moments are a result of trying too hard. LOL

I once had a girl get "in my way" at least once a week in college. It ONLY took me two months to figure out she wanted to get my attention. She was soooo cute that it never occured to me that she could be interested in a physics geek.

	13-01-2002 03:45									#14
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quote: Originally posted by faded glory I cant say that I ever had to deal with a dude bursting into a urinal before But when I worked at Taco bell when I was 15, a dude went into the bathroom and took a huge chit... then wiped his ass, stuck it to the mirrors and handles and threw his plastic Taco Bell cup in the toilet and flushed it(Flooding it so bad it backed upon into the restuarant doorway..... (I had to clean it up of course ) I dont know if thats stupid or just being an *******. But from what I hear, the two go hand in hand.

Kids used to do that in my elementary school, they'd piss all over the place and **** in the sink and other disgusting stuff like that... I once walked in on them doing that, and everyone just sort of stoped and stared at each other for a minute or two (one of them had to finish pissing on the wall before he could join in the staring) untill I turned around and left, to go to the other bathroom. That moment competes for a place in both my most awkward and most disgusting experiences.

	13-01-2002 04:12									#15
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quote: Over the last couple of days I have come to the conclusion that some people should not be allowed to re-produce.

Only over the last couple of days? I've known people are idiots for years now (Apolyton happens to be part of the research ).

	13-01-2002 04:40									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Osweld Kids used to do that in my elementary school, they'd piss all over the place and **** in the sink and other disgusting stuff like that... I once walked in on them doing that, and everyone just sort of stoped and stared at each other for a minute or two (one of them had to finish pissing on the wall before he could join in the staring) untill I turned around and left, to go to the other bathroom. That moment competes for a place in both my most awkward and most disgusting experiences.

Actually that reminded me of things they used to do in our junior high.

Many punks used to not care and often would piss on the floor and stuff the toilet with toilet paper.

Well anyway, I walked into the bathroom, and I see this guy peeing, who notices me and then steps up to the toilet. Until then he was standing there, peing on the floor.

Maybe if there were pissuars he wouldn't have so much troubles.


In high-school it's better though. There's serious discipline here. Plus we have uni-sex bathrooms.

	13-01-2002 05:58									#17
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quote: Originally posted by muppet That's a funny story! Maybe her blonde moments are a result of trying too hard. LOL I once had a girl get "in my way" at least once a week in college. It ONLY took me two months to figure out she wanted to get my attention. She was soooo cute that it never occured to me that she could be interested in a physics geek.

I dunno about that, I think it was just a case of her being a stupid cow. Still its a great conversation opener "Hey remember me, I'm the guy you blocked in the car park that time. When you caused utter chaos, when no bugger could move for 10 minutes afterwards, yeah that's the one"

I defiantly wouldn't mind finding out if swallows or not

FG,

The guy in the toilet was weird, there are some people at my college who really need to put down the crack pipe when they come in.

	13-01-2002 08:28									#18
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death to siro...uni-sex bathrooms



hahahahahaha


muhahahahahahaha ....more proof that morons rules the world and your resistance is futile....we are the majority.....WE have the power.....WE OWN THE WORLD..... muhahahahahahahaha

*note that a moron can have a highly delusional view of the world.

	13-01-2002 08:44									#19
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Why are you mad at me?

I'm in a liberal reformist jewish school.

They decided about uni-sex bathrooms for economical reasons more than anything.

	13-01-2002 13:13									#20
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In Sweden you also find uni-sex bathrooms. For political reasons I suspect. Weird experience.

	13-01-2002 16:18									#21
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Speaking of stupid... I just heard a stupid thing this morning

what does NASCAR stand for

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

	13-01-2002 18:47									#22
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You have uni-sex bathrooms?
I'm moving to Haifa.

	13-01-2002 19:06									#23
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Do you actually have baths in the bathrooms?

Or are you using the American expression for Loo's?

	13-01-2002 19:14									#24
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Mmm.... Uni-sex showers...

	13-01-2002 20:59									#25
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I know how you feel I can't stand the idiots around me. Of course one of my joys in life is when I see one of these idiots kill themselves.


On one very cold Janurary a few years ago a men whose car's fuel line had frozen came up with a way to solve the problem. He thought if he could heat up the gas it would melt the frozen part. So he took a 3 gallon can of gas and took it in his house put it on his natural gas stove to heat it up. BOOM!!!!!!!!

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quote: Originally posted by Peacemaker I know how you feel I can't stand the idiots around me. Of course one of my joys in life is when I see one of these idiots kill themselves.

Heaven forbid that you ever do something stupid. Thats one of the most morbid things I've ever heard.
"Im so happy you are dead" Come on now, You have to be more civilized then that.

	13-01-2002 22:58									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Eli Mmm.... Uni-sex showers...

My hall has those. It's not that good.

	14-01-2002 00:37									#28
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Not for you maybe

	14-01-2002 02:03									#29
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lol@ph

now uni-sex showers would be cool

We only have loo's. and no pissuars. incase some girl enteres so i won't turn around and greet her

	14-01-2002 04:05									#30
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quote: Originally posted by CB2034 Heaven forbid that you ever do something stupid. Thats one of the most morbid things I've ever heard. "Im so happy you are dead" Come on now, You have to be more civilized then that.

Come on didn't you read my little story? Isn't that funny?

If someone is stupid enough to try to heat gasoline on a stove I will laugh my ass off when they die in the blast.