29-05-2002 14:37									#271
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quote: Originally posted by finbar Well, during Deity's turns. In fact, Hydey has been known to download, watch and re-edit the hortocultural-porn epic "Naked Buxom Garden Wenches On Ride-on Mowers" while Deity decides which caravan to send where.

Ha Ha

	29-05-2002 16:16									#272
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The idea of surfing for porn whilst playing leave me cold.

	29-05-2002 17:17									#273
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thats because your pants are around your ankles Dad.

	29-05-2002 17:26									#274
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Nuh. Don't forget the longjohns.

	29-05-2002 22:42									#275
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I can't play on Friday but I hope there is a game possible to resume I am not in.

	29-05-2002 23:33									#276
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I was thinking huge lines of cocaine at the Chelsea Hotel.

As for choking on my own hurl, it is a very good possibility--I'm borderline narcoleptic anyways. However, I've lost a couple of chins in the last few months, so there's a lot more clearance.
Which reminds me--how come we haven't seen any outrageous comedians come out of your fair country? It's not like you don't have the sense of humor. Are the only exports going to be these horrid stereotypical Aussies, or are there some Pryoresque gems you've been holding out on?
Surely there must be a higher standard than is displayed in this thread?

	30-05-2002 05:04									#277
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quote: Originally posted by winzity I can't play on Friday but I hope there is a game possible to resume I am not in.

No wuckers, Win, we've got hundreds of the buggers. Nay, thousands.

	30-05-2002 05:07									#278
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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak I was thinking huge lines of cocaine at the Chelsea Hotel. As for choking on my own hurl, it is a very good possibility--I'm borderline narcoleptic anyways. However, I've lost a couple of chins in the last few months, so there's a lot more clearance. Which reminds me--how come we haven't seen any outrageous comedians come out of your fair country? It's not like you don't have the sense of humor. Are the only exports going to be these horrid stereotypical Aussies, or are there some Pryoresque gems you've been holding out on? Surely there must be a higher standard than is displayed in this thread?

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	30-05-2002 05:33									#279
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quote: Originally posted by winzity I can't play on Friday but I hope there is a game possible to resume I am not in.

Oh yeah, there are plenty of those

	30-05-2002 06:39									#280
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I got lazy.

	30-05-2002 06:51									#281
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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak I got lazy.

And you know where laziness leads - misusing apostrophes, substituting "less" for "fewer" and vice versa, and, before you know it, civilisation as we know it comes crashing down.

	30-05-2002 07:57									#282
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Won't be around on Friday night chaps - I'm taking my boys down the coast.

	30-05-2002 09:04									#283
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With Winzity?

	30-05-2002 09:28									#284
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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak Which reminds me--how come we haven't seen any outrageous comedians come out of your fair country? It's not like you don't have the sense of humor. Are the only exports going to be these horrid stereotypical Aussies, or are there some Pryoresque gems you've been holding out on?

Quite possibly due to the fact that most Aussie humour seems to be aimed either within (nobody else gets it) or directly at pretty much the entirety of the potential foreign target audience - Hence leading to rotten fruit and broken bottles - both very entertaining in their own way but not so much when one is the subject of such attentions.

	30-05-2002 12:54									#285
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yeah i don't like that sim move either
the people I play with usually play a normal map on emperor, with standard rules and no computers. We might be free to play tomorrow or next friday/saturday

not sure.
but i'll check back here tomorrow to see if a game is on later on

	30-05-2002 16:24									#286
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quote: Originally posted by ravagon Quite possibly due to the fact that most Aussie humour seems to be aimed either within (nobody else gets it) or directly at pretty much the entirety of the potential foreign target audience

That's what I thought too - a lot of humour here is either an in-joke or directed at foriengers

	30-05-2002 19:57									#287
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ok i back again,, just cant get this place out of my system....

but dont have no comp setup to play till mayber next week as i just moved into my own place....

	30-05-2002 21:48									#288
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Well, I went to see Star Wars last night (utter crap, BTW) and there was a preview for the Croc hunter...he's worn out his welcome.

	31-05-2002 03:37									#289
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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak there was a preview for the Croc hunter...he's worn out his welcome.

He can't return to Australia, He's been declared noxious vermin and we've closed the borders to protect our wildlife.

	31-05-2002 04:01									#290
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perhaps if he became the CANE TOAD hunter instead we may let him back in

	31-05-2002 04:05									#291
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Perfect son That would also end his television career.

	31-05-2002 04:38									#292
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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak Which reminds me--how come we haven't seen any outrageous comedians come out of your fair country? It's not like you don't have the sense of humor. Are the only exports going to be these horrid stereotypical Aussies, or are there some Pryoresque gems you've been holding out on?

Someone well worth checking out is a guy called Bernie Fraser who brings new meaning to the term side-splitting.

	31-05-2002 06:58									#293
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Hmmm....I'll see if I can dig anything up...is he on vinyl, cassette or video?
(Sneak imagines Bob Hope qualifying as "side splitting" to Fin)

	31-05-2002 07:56									#294
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You'll be sorry.

	31-05-2002 10:06									#295
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Won't be around on Friday night chaps - I'm taking my boys down the coast.

Once again I get left out , thanks Dad.

	31-05-2002 10:15									#296
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Perfect son That would also end his television career.

Oh I don't know... There's something just so appealing about the image of a half-dozen or so of them - all trying to jump on a single cane toad. Then you see the amphibian jump away a split second before everybody lands face-first in the mud. Keystone cops sort of thing.
Rinse, repeat, etc ...

	31-05-2002 11:13									#297
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I would prefer to see him bite the cane toads

	31-05-2002 12:57									#298
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With no Horsie and no Winzity it looks like no regular games will be played tonight.

Not interested in new one.

	01-06-2002 05:23									#299
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Horse lets us down so often

	01-06-2002 06:44									#300
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Sorry about last night, guys. Had a six o'clock meeting scheduled to go for an hour and it finished at ten. Allow an hour for a couple of beers ...