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RUFFHAUS 8 is offline RUFFHAUS 8
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The Old Dominion
Jan 2000
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[pardon the interruption, but I thought this was cool]

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.

As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, Dumb Ass. What did you think I said?"

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WISCONSIN
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It is but why do YOU think so, Virginian boy.
The rest of us know there aren't 72 virgins in all of Virginia.

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At least we don't pimp our daughters out to Larry...

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Larry is a safe bet, he wouldn't know what to do with a girl, even if he got one delivered to him.

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Mola mazo!
Oct 2000
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Larry is a safe bet, he wouldn't know what to do with a girl, even if he got one delivered to him.


Try me. I dare you.

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Larry is a safe bet, he wouldn't know what to do with a girl, even if he got one delivered to him.


Safe? Only if radiation has become a commonplace prophylactic.

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Interesting...

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I know of three virgins in the Commonwealth.

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Good answer Spear-boy! You keep that little Celtic warrior's pecker in place for another dozen years too! He doesn't wanna mess with Little Austria!

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Haven't started the little lad on beer yet, better him then a "South of the Border Run", though right?

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