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blackice
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Canada where else...
Sep 2000
time: 00:17
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http://www.davemcnally.com/lyrics/F...anookRubsIt.asp
 ok heh I deserved this
*(Well, right about that time people
A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )
And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe)*
I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, "Peekaboo"
I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, "Peekaboo"
He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal
he went "whap" with a lead-filled snowshoe, and
he hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he
that got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. So I bent down
and I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous
mitten-ful of the deadly *YELLOW SNOW*
The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!
Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous
circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
here it goes,the circular motion, now Rub It!
*(Here Fido)*
And then
In a fit of anger
I pounced
And I pounced again
Great Googly Moogly!
I jumped up and down on the chest of the him
I injured
The fur trapper
Well he was very upset, as you can understand
And rightly so, because the
Deadly yellow snow crystals had
Deprived him of his
Sight
And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said
"I can't see"
"I can't see"
"Oh, woe is me"
"I can't see"
"Well.....you know
I can't see
Nothin'"
"He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee
I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily"
Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about
his deflicted eyes. And it was at that precise moment that he remembered
and ancient Eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that
they write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes
as the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named
Nanook,
the only way you can get it fixed up is to go
Trudging across the tundra
Mile after mile
Trudging across the tundra
Right down to the parish of St. Alphonzo
 For lung
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berXpert
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Home :)
Jan 2001
time: 23:17
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I was trying to show you that Ice have a point here, even with the best translator a lot of messages have not meaning.
In a game some guy sent me his turn in german... he sent me a gift and I rejected it 'cos I didn't knew wich button press next turn I click other button and now I accepted it.
If you want to know what I wrote I'll try best:
1. Spanish
2. Translator
3. My translation (awful I think)
1. 'Ora si que la chingamos
2. Or if that the chingamos
3. We had a problem here (this is f***ed)
1. Chale ñeros, la neta no se que tranza con ustedes, imagínense que la siguiente vez les llegue en pocho sus mensajes del CTP, ni con el mejor traductor lograrían entender... pa'que les digo.
2. Chale ñeros, the net one that tranza with you, imagínense who the following time arrive in pocho their messages to them from the CTP, nor with the best translator would manage to understand... páque I do not say myself to them.
3. Come on guys, I don't know what's wrong with you, could you imagine next time you got a CTP turn all written in "pocho" (my spanish), nor with the best translator would manage to understand... why I said more.
1.Ya dejen de fumar mota.
2.They already let smoke speck.
3.Stop smoking marihuana
1.BlakcIce vete alivianando,} yo tengo que reventarme a huevo el
CTP en ingles y la neta no me late... pero ya que, es parte de la diversión.
2.BlakcIce vetoes lightening, } I must burst to egg the CTP to me in ingles and the net one does not bark to me... but since, it is part of the diversion.
3.Take it easy BlackIce, I had to play (forced) CTP in english and you know what I don't like it very much... but what the hell, it's part of the fun
You need a better translator
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