09-02-2002 04:21									#61
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somebody tell me how to hack an account? Please

	09-02-2002 04:23									#62
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This place is going to the dogs.

	09-02-2002 04:25									#63
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Do your reeally think Jesus carses if i hacked your account wiglaf? He has forgiven me for ALL my sins. Amen! Praise the Lord!

	09-02-2002 04:27									#64
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Im still at a loss here. Is this EvC? Or is this Wiglaf or some hacker?


I find it hard to believe a gay man would meet a girl, a bible, and become a Heterosexual.


(Why cant I get that lucky at chruch jk )

	09-02-2002 04:29									#65
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I'm not a gay man, faded. I'm just a confused young guy, just like you.

I have other confessions to make when I'm ready.

	09-02-2002 04:37									#66
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quote: Originally posted by Evan von Christoph I have other confessions to make when I'm ready.

Please keep your confessions confined to this thread. Don't go hating on the whole OT.

	09-02-2002 04:37									#67
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are you going to confess whose DL you are?

	09-02-2002 04:39									#68
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quote: Originally posted by Evan von Christoph Oh yes, yu can all scoff

Thank you - we will.

	09-02-2002 04:40									#69
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He is Osweld or red_jon I bet

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Maybe he is Bolo's triumphant return to the OT.

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ok guys. Take the chance, what if he is telling the truth?

	09-02-2002 04:43									#72
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Nice try but this isn't really worth more then a 4. Its far too unbelievable.

	09-02-2002 04:44									#73
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quote: Originally posted by Wiglaf Can you please confess to my account hacking now that you're born again and everything? It'd be a start, and quite naturally would prove to God you're serious.

give it up wiglaf, find something new to troll about

	09-02-2002 05:54									#74
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quote: Originally posted by Sprayber Even Giancarlo is better. Your way too generous with the score.

Nah, Gina just provides an opportunity for innuendo.

This thread might be un-original and the story is a bit poo (although the part about wearing lace underwear made me laugh) but hes got 3 pages out of it and the whole PF thing is pretty good.

(Hey what can I say I have a soft spot for a well done EvC troll)

I stand by my score

	09-02-2002 06:18									#75
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quote: Originally posted by Evan von Christoph Do your reeally think Jesus carses if i hacked your account wiglaf? He has forgiven me for ALL my sins. Amen! Praise the Lord!

If all your sins are forgiven, and you think being homosexual is a sin. The Lord has forgiven your homosexuality as well! Praise the Lord!
Now get your gullible ass the hell out of that Nancy-sect, and go apologise to poison_flower!

	09-02-2002 07:11									#76
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My friend Justin and I went to Burger King today. While waiting to get a refill of my soda, a huge guy wearing a "Slipknot" shirt came in and said something about getting himself a refill. "Oh, just a nice, talkative punk," I thought, 'cuz I'm cool with punks.

But then he started talking more. He pointed at my shoes; "coke! coke! coke! coke on the beach!" he shouted. Then he spilled a drop of soda, yelled at the lady that he had never been there and had never spilled anything and consequently walked outside and stared at the sidewalk.

So that's why you couldn't have been at the park, EvC.

	09-02-2002 10:20									#77
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Evan has been born again?

	09-02-2002 10:38									#78
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I've got my doubts about whether this is really EVC. He's not on ICQ, the writing style is off, and it just doesn't seem to ....."fit". Hmm...must talk to that boy soon.

Oh, by the way:

3.5

	09-02-2002 11:33									#79
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quote: Originally posted by connorkimbro You've been born again? My mom got it right the first time.

You have your Natural Birth, then your "Born Again" in the spirit of our Lord and Savior! I hope you know him and if not, I will be glad to share the good news!

Yours In Civin

Troll

	09-02-2002 11:36									#80
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quote: Originally posted by Troll You have your Natural Birth, then your "Born Again" in the spirit of our Lord and Savior! I hope you know him and if not, I will be glad to share the good news!

He knows what the phrase means, Troll. He should being a former Christian and all. He's just being facetious.

	09-02-2002 11:37									#81
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quote: Originally posted by faded glory Im still at a loss here. Is this EvC? Or is this Wiglaf or some hacker? I find it hard to believe a gay man would meet a girl, a bible, and become a Heterosexual. (Why cant I get that lucky at chruch jk )

With Man, nothing is possible, but with God, All things are possible! As for getting lucky at church, faded, thats not what church is for my friend! God calls the most vile sinners out to to repentance (meaning stop sinning and turn away) not that we are perfect as Christians, but God thru his Son Jesus gives us a way to follow, a way to live our life in accordance with his Will, not ours. Since we are still in the flesh, we shall have temptations and trials that only God will be able to lead us through!


Yours In Civin

Troll

	09-02-2002 11:39									#82
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc He knows what the phrase means, Troll. He should being a former Christian and all. He's just being facetious.

well, you cant be a "former" Christian, either you never were, and only God knows for sure, or your a "backslidden" christian, in which I pray he repents, and he should know what awaits those whom know the truth and discard it.

Yours In Civin

Troll

	09-02-2002 11:39									#83
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quote: Originally posted by Troll With Man, nothing is possible, but with God, All things are possible!

If that was true why are there the Ten Commandments?

So God would have no problem with me being a murderous pedophile then, as all things are possible with God!

	09-02-2002 11:46									#84
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quote: Originally posted by Asher If that was true why are there the Ten Commandments? So God would have no problem with me being a murderous pedophile then, as all things are possible with God!

The Ten Commandments are from God, inspired and designed by God and delivered from the Mountian by Moses to the people of Israel. As for being a murderous pedophile, I pray you mature, as that is a sick thing to want to be, to want to do and at the very least to want to joke about. I take it your a child, a teenager, or younger, because if you were an adult, a parent such as myself, than you would cringe at the thought of such a person being around. I am sorry you feel that the only way you can get attention is to joke about a sick thing such as that!


Yours In Civin

Troll

	09-02-2002 11:48									#85
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quote: Originally posted by Troll The Ten Commandments are from God, inspired and designed by God and delivered from the Mountian by Moses to the people of Israel. As for being a murderous pedophile, I pray you mature, as that is a sick thing to want to be, to want to do and at the very least to want to joke about. I take it your a child, a teenager, or younger, because if you were an adult, a parent such as myself, than you would cringe at the thought of such a person being around. I am sorry you feel that the only way you can get attention is to joke about a sick thing such as that!

I'm a homosexual murderous pedophile with an S&M fetish and a penchant for mass murder and I try to spread the word of Satanism by burning down all churches in my path.

That said:
If all is possible under God, how come more is possible without God?

	09-02-2002 14:34									#86
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Typical. EVC becomes a Christian and who does he join? An extremist fundy group.

What cult group is it Evan?

	09-02-2002 16:54									#87
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That is going in my sig Asher.

	09-02-2002 17:36									#88
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quote: I know I have caused a lot of terbulence to some of you. I'm sorry for that. But this is the new me. I have found Jesus and been born again so don't expect me ot take part in any childish antics. Thru the help of a good God fearing woman I have discivered Jesus, bless his name. She is leading me to Him and I realise now that being gay is sinful. So this is the new me made new in Christ Praise the Lord! Mods, please forget my former saucy evil self, which I have cast off (be gone Satan!). This is a nbew page for me and I will bring glory to God by spreading his word and obeying your mod commands. God Bless you! And special thanks to MTG for letting me p[ost early. I'm sorry I said nasty things about animals now. We are all God's creatures Praise his name.

I always knew you were crazy, but I never expected you to be a real basket case.

	10-02-2002 08:51									#89
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quote: Originally posted by Evan von Christoph I was sitting in the park waiting to see if anyguys would come along and this gilr came up in pretty white socks and sensible shoes. She said her name was Nancy anbd asked if she could talk to me for a moment. I was really annoyed because this guy I know was loitering nearby. She said I loojed sad and lonely but I said I was just pissed off because I was waiting to meet someone. She showed me a picture book with gap between God and man and the cross of Jesus forming the bridge. Plus other other stuff. I got really angry. I SHOUTED AT HER. I told her why I was there. She just smiled and said Jesus loves you. I shouted more and pulled faces, told her to leave but she just brushed my arm and took my hand and said its okay. The guy nearby had left by now and I was REALLY REAALY ANGRY AT HER but suddenly I just felt something. I calmed down and sat with her for a long time. She said she had some friends she wanted me to meet and she took me by the hand and took me to a warehouse which is their church. I met lots of other smiling happy people like Nancy. They were really nice to me. I felt strange because I was wearing lace underwear under my overcaot. They gave me pop and a donut and said the same things she had said. They said If I accepted Jesus inton my heart as my personal Lord and savour I would be saved and freed from all my anguish and suffering. I said no, I couldn't change, over anbd over agina but they said I could. Nancy held my hand and sat beside. They asked to pray over me and after about 2 hours of laying on of hands and special lighting effects I accepted the Lord Now Nancy is my girlfirend (i think) and we work to toegther to save other souls. We're going bakc to the park and we'll try and get that guy I knew. I will be the bait. PRAISE THE LORD TIAMAT

I've seen this stuff before.

What is the name of the church? What specific religion do they profess?

	10-02-2002 08:57									#90
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quote: Originally posted by Troll With Man, nothing is possible, but with God, All things are possible! As for getting lucky at church, faded, thats not what church is for my friend! God calls the most vile sinners out to to repentance (meaning stop sinning and turn away) not that we are perfect as Christians, but God thru his Son Jesus gives us a way to follow, a way to live our life in accordance with his Will, not ours. Since we are still in the flesh, we shall have temptations and trials that only God will be able to lead us through! Yours In Civin Troll

Brother Troll,


You do not need to preach to me the joy of God. Since I found him, I have been ****in blessed with so many good things on a personal level. And theres is never a day when I forget my umbrella does it rain, or when my balance sheet is low, I squirt bye. He provides....**** all else, he provides.