14-02-2002 08:24									#31
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THE MACARANA(sp)

Or any other "line dancing" song.

The only purpose to these songs is to let the idiots who don't know how to dance the chance to avoid looking like a complete moron. To bad it doesn'T work.

	14-02-2002 08:27									#32
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Recalling "Achey, Breaky Heart" oughtta make any music loving sentient being wince in remembered pain.

	14-02-2002 09:21									#33
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I vote banana
The bin laden banana boat song!

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	14-02-2002 09:27									#34
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Everything including Missy Elliott.

	14-02-2002 22:56									#35
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Disco Duck, by Rick Dees I think he's called. Disco, disco duuuuuuck. It strikes the listener with amazement when he's informed this was actually a big hit back in the seventies.

	14-02-2002 23:06									#36
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Recalling "Achey, Breaky Heart" oughtta make any music loving sentient being wince in remembered pain.

*winces*
That was on TotP2 a few weeks ago. Simply awful.

Missy Elliot - "Get Your Freak On" was quite bad, but I'm sure Westlife and Steps should get a mention.

	14-02-2002 23:06									#37
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"Lucky" by Britney Spears.

Or anything by one of the assorted boy bands floating around these days.

	14-02-2002 23:10									#38
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"And they called it, puppy looooooove.... Oh, I guess they'll never knooooooow."

	14-02-2002 23:21									#39
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Anyone who remakes anything to rap!






Er should I say crap!

	15-02-2002 00:44									#40
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quote: Originally posted by Kamrat X Well, duh! Does the words "Gay disco" mean anything to you?

Its gay-sounding even for gay disco!

	15-02-2002 00:46									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Flatlander Fox "Lucky" by Britney Spears.

ugh

Jon Miller
(she is fine though)

	15-02-2002 00:56									#42
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"ice , ice , baby........" by vanila ice

or limp bizkit's "rolling"

also "slave 4u"

a song that goes:
"hey jimmy you're so fine , you so fine you blow my mind "...

that stupid last song by *Nsync... and the list is loooong.....

"new your city boy" - I won that single on a radio quiz ...

	15-02-2002 01:19									#43
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"It's raining man", the Spice Girly version.

WHY do I hate this, you ask? Well, have you heard the simply rocking original? The new version, when compared to the original is so vastly inferior that my knowledge of english fails to wholly describe it. Really, it's only an excuse for Emma Bunton to gyrate and do gymnastics in front of that board in the video. Shameless attempt to profit on mild exhibitionism and an old classic.

It's the only one I can think of with a reason other than I simply hate the genre.

	15-02-2002 01:32									#44
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It was Geri Halliwell that did the new version of "It's Raining Men".

But aside from that, you're right, it is crap.

	15-02-2002 01:38									#45
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Anything by Westlife (or Westsh!te as I like to call 'em). They cover crap songs and make them even worse.

It's the kind of music that makes me want to go out and kill anyone who's bought anything by them.

Don't diss Britney though, she's a lot better than a lot of those imitations floating about.

	15-02-2002 01:56									#46
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Limp Bizkit- "Rollin'". Astonishingly dreadful.

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quote: Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny Limp Bizkit- "Rollin'". Astonishingly dreadful.

Don't you ever get the urge whenever it is played, after the 'Rollin Rollin Rollin' bit to shout out 'Rawhide'?

	15-02-2002 03:04									#48
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Every time.

	15-02-2002 03:26									#49
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT "And they called it, puppy looooooove.... Oh, I guess they'll never knooooooow."

Oh, there are many sappy love songs that are far worse.

My candidate is the entire repetoire of the Backstreet Boys. Worse even than Nsync.

	15-02-2002 05:02									#50
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At least if a song is catchy, then it has something going for it.

The worst would have to be some of the turgid Andrew Lloyd Webber songs I've had the misfortune to come across - not the famous ones, though they're bad enough, but the ones that have no discernable melody, structure or interest, and annoyingly self-conscious lyrics to boot.

	15-02-2002 06:31									#51
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quote: Originally posted by Paul Hanson Thanks to the countless 70's nostalgia programs aired by the BBC, I have been subjected many times to a song whose name I forget, performed by a man dressed like a well-to-do tramp, consisting mainly of the lyrics "shut-uppa your face".

The man's name was Joe Dolci, and the song was called Shaddupya Face. He re-emerged from somewhere a couple of years ago to do a rather creative acoustic version of Michael Jackson's Thriller on radio in Sydney. It was far superior to the original. It might even forgive his previous sins

	15-02-2002 06:33									#52
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He blindly me Science (dolby?)

	15-02-2002 07:20									#53
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"First Date"- Blink 182, neat video, terrible song, but not the worst...

... the worst was sung by some short, cubby Mexican dude with a frow-mullet . It was a horribly cheesy love song, and if anyone has any ideas on who is mysterious man is, please, enlighten me.

	15-02-2002 07:22									#54
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Hobbes: Is this is?
http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/

	15-02-2002 07:29									#55
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No, but holy crap!

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quote: Originally posted by Asher Hobbes: Is this is? http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/

Man, I find that guy so funny looking that I put him on my wife's desktop. She is gonna scream in horrified laughter.

	15-02-2002 08:41									#57
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Hey that is my picture!!

Someone stole my good looks for their website.

	15-02-2002 14:38									#58
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Brittany Spears? Wham UK? You people are too young. I'm sorry to be the one to do this, but you must all, right now, confront the immense cultural horror that was the year 1974. It's hits, offered from my ever-scarred memory, starting with the one-hit wonders and moving on to more established acts:

"Seasons in the Sun" - Terry Jacks
"The Night Chicago Died" - Paper Lace
"Billy, Don't Be a Hero" - Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods
"Run Joey Run" - David Geddes
"Hooked on a Feeling" - Blue Suede, I think
"Longfellow Serenade" (bad even by Neil Diamond standards)
"Having My Baby" - Paul Anka
"I'm Leaving It All Up To You" - Donny and Marie
"Sunshine On My Sholder" - John Denver
"My Melody of Love" - Bobby Vinton (you've probably never heard of it. Lucky you. Vinton's basically a lounge singer, and some of the lyrics were in Polish. "nuff said.)
Not one, but TWO Helen Reddy songs: "Angie Baby" and "You and Me Against the World"
Not one, not two, but THREE "novelty" hits:
"Monster Mash" - Bobby "Boris" Pickett and his Crypt-Kicker 5
"The Streak" - Ray Stevens (for the historically or culturally deprived, "streaking" was the 70s fad of running through a public event naked, which reached it's high water-mark when someone streaked at either the 74 or 75 Oscars)
"The Lord's Prayer" - Sister Janet Mead (I'm not making that up)

Tremble, mortals! And yet, for all of that, my own pick is the execreble (all together now): "She ran calling Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiildfire..."

	15-02-2002 18:43									#59
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Rufus, you forgot the unforgivable:

You're Sixteen, Ringo Starr
The Way We Were, Barbara Streisand
Love's Theme, Love Unlimited Orchestra
Dark Lady, Cher
Annie's Song, John Denver
Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Suede
Rock the Boat, The Hues Corporation
Rock me Gently, Andy Kim
I Honestly Love You, Olivia Newton John
Then Came You, Dionne Warwicke
Kung Foo Fighting, Carl Douglas



These were ALL # 1 songs in the US.

	15-02-2002 19:03									#60
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quote: Hobbes: Is this is?

... I laughed loudly for around a minute ......
[

QUOTE]Kung Foo Fighting, Carl Douglas [/QUOTE]


......


also... any song by David Hasselhoff , or sher.