22-02-2002 05:51									#1
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C'mon. That's funny! I posted this here in case you, like me, tend to skip looking at the Apolyton news items. Thanks for linking this one, though, Poly.

I wonder if we could come up with some good comics of our own? I know we have some talented artists around here ... and no lack of all ranges of wit.

	22-02-2002 09:10									#2
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Kyle and Stan? Guess 4th graders are smart enough to play Civ these days.

'mkay.

	22-02-2002 10:26									#3
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OK. Here goes.

ACooper: What are you on about?

Lib: Workers are tedious!

ACooper: Dude !?

Lib: I'm waiting for a response from Firaxis!

ACooper: Have you been playing Civ3 again?

Lib: Not until I get a response from Firaxis! Oh, wait, they just announced a patch...

OK. I know it blows, but it's the first attempt. Can anyone do better?

Salve

	22-02-2002 10:46									#4
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Ming: Hey, you wanna hear a joke?

Yin: Sure.

Ming: How long does it take 5 Civ3 workers to walk 1 mile side-by-side?

Yin: ...shrugs a bit disappointed...Forever. Civ3 workers aren't able to move together, even with patch 1.17f and the 'j' command.

...long pause, both look at each other, blinking vacantly...

Ming: ...a bit peeved...Ruin another of my jokes like that and You're Toast! Case Closed!

...Ming stares down Yin. Yin pretends to be doing the dishes...

( )

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	22-02-2002 12:13									#5
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Neither wise nor timerous posters mess with Ming the Merciless.

Ruin his joke... Your toast!

Salve

	22-02-2002 12:15									#6
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BTW. Workers work great with 1.17f and the j command. Been using it quite a bit. Must be careful not to use it if they are stacked with another worker group however.

Salve

	22-02-2002 12:21									#7
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NYE: What are you on about?

Yin: Civ3 sux0rs!

NYE: Dude ?!

Yin: Can't you see it sux0rs?!

NYE: Have you playing Civ2 again?

Yin: All your Settlers are belong to me!

Salve

	22-02-2002 15:38									#8
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n/t.

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	22-02-2002 15:42									#9
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yet another.

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	22-02-2002 15:43									#10
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I hope this is worth it.

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	22-02-2002 16:00									#11
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hehe sometimes things are funnier in my head

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	22-02-2002 16:56									#12
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	22-02-2002 17:44									#13
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	22-02-2002 18:34									#14
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"Whiner Olympics" struck me as pretty funny!

Lib's, of course, struck me as even funnier! Excellent!

	22-02-2002 18:38									#15
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	22-02-2002 19:29									#16
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I actually thought you were joking (it *is* a joke thread, after all). I have EU2 now awaiting my undivided attention, but I haven't gone to the boards for a while, so I missed your thread there until now.

I'm convinced you will absolutely love the game! And if my brief praise here for EU helped a few people (especially you) take the plunge, I'll be happy if not a bit in fear of the wrath of a few people who are losing some sleep.

	22-02-2002 20:15									#17
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...I had to post your brilliant civ3/EU2 analysis there.

	22-02-2002 23:06									#18
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hehe...hope the quality is okay.

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	22-02-2002 23:32									#19
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Minuteman- Didn't you reprimand me yesterday for baiting Encomium/Troyens?

BTW- That was very funny.

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	22-02-2002 23:45									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Anti-Encomium Minuteman- Didn't you reprimand me yesterday for baiting Encomium/Troyens/Zouave? BTW- That was very funny.

I didn't reprimand you (geez..who am I, , Sergeant Apolyton or someone? ).

I checked, and you were right about Zouave.

Besides, when I saw this thread, I couldn't resist firing one last shot across his bow....well, maybe not the VERY last.

	22-02-2002 23:49									#21
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quote: Originally posted by notyoueither OK. Here goes. ACooper: What are you on about? Lib: Workers are tedious! ACooper: Dude !? Lib: I'm waiting for a response from Firaxis! ACooper: Have you been playing Civ3 again? Lib: Not until I get a response from Firaxis! Oh, wait, they just announced a patch... OK. I know it blows, but it's the first attempt. Can anyone do better? Salve

Where's Lib corecting my spelling?

	23-02-2002 00:23									#22
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	23-02-2002 00:29									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Zouave Minuteman- Didn't you reprimand me yesterday for baiting Encomium/Troyens? BTW- That was very funny.

So, it was you the whole time, eh?

How many identities do you have here at apolyton and at civfanatics?

If by changing your name to Zouave after posting that message as "Anti-Encomium" you hope to make me look foolish, you're sadly mistaken.

It only shows the extent to which your entire existence revolves around these fora.

Very, very sad indeed!

	23-02-2002 00:33									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Minuteman So, it was you the whole time, eh? How many identities do you have here at apolyton and at civfanatics? If by changing you name to Zouave after posting that message as "Anti-Encomium" you hope to make me look foolish, you're sadly mistaken. It only shows the extent to which your entire existence revolves around these fora. Very, very sad indeed!

I received a message from Ming asking me to change my name. I am not Encomium, I am a reincarnation here to make amends for my sins against Sid so that I might go to heaven. Really, I am not Encomium. Sorry, I wasn't trying to make you look foolish.

	23-02-2002 00:35									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Zouave I received a message from Ming asking me to change my name.

That is correct

	23-02-2002 00:42									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Zouave I received a message from Ming asking me to change my name. I am not Encomium, I am a reincarnation here to make amends for my sins against Sid so that I might go to heaven. Really, I am not Encomium. Sorry, I wasn't trying to make you look foolish.

Oops! Sorry guys.

I think I've been hanging around these forums too long....startin' to have a kooky effect on my brain (What shall we call this new disease? Encomium Syndrome, Apolyton-Schizoid-paranoia?)

Better get back to my studies before I loose what's left of my mind.

	23-02-2002 00:51									#27
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Don't worry Minuteman... we understand

I'm sure anytime you are having a conversation with somebody, and their name suddenly changes... one might get confused

	23-02-2002 01:40									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Libertarian Correcting.

See what I mean.

	23-02-2002 01:57									#29
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	23-02-2002 02:01									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Libertarian Well, take heart, Coop. We have stack movement.

Yeah! Thanks alot! It has been very useful

I like it better now that I've removed my "j" key.