23-02-2002 11:31									#1
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C'mon...you're gonna tell me that this never crossed your mind once on the foreign advisor's screen??

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	23-02-2002 22:35									#2
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well, i am still holding out that there is a cheat to get Joan nude.


THE WHOLE WORLD HAS JUST SIGNED AN ALIANCE AGAINST FRANCE, TO GANG BANG JOAN D'ARC!!!



Joan: Hello cleo, i want some dyes please
Cleopatra: Ok then. i want 100gp, and 1000g/p/t
Joan:But Cleo! I havnt got that!
Cleo:Well what have you got?
Joan: A tounge.....

	23-02-2002 22:42									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Minuteman C'mon...you're gonna tell me that this never crossed your mind once on the foreign advisor's screen??

You've been playing waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.

	24-02-2002 03:37									#4
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You two are creepy ...

	24-02-2002 03:40									#5
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...I'm calling the asylum.

	24-02-2002 03:50									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Arachno You two are creepy ...

Creepy!! Creepy!!

I'll have you know that in some third-world countries, it's considered an act of sheer genius to be able to perfect playing Civ III with only one hand.

	24-02-2002 04:11									#7
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Heh... open up the diplomacy.txt in your civ3/Text dir, change the lady's responses to something more eh soothing... if that animated face stirs up your romantic side.

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I think Alexander the Great's waiting to be "b!tch slapped". . .

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	24-02-2002 22:37									#9
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Well, I must admit the first thing that entered my mind when I saw Joan's early picture was cleavage....

Now, about that cheat, I wouldn't mind seeing Cleo either. She is reputed to be the most beautiful woman of the ancient world, but you wouldn't know it in civ3.

	24-02-2002 22:41									#10
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Sometimes, you guys really scare me.


Look, there is a world outside!!!

	24-02-2002 22:52									#11
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A World?! Where?!

(aahz looks outside)

AAAARGH!!!

	24-02-2002 23:26									#12
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Need I say more?

	24-02-2002 23:29									#13
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but the world is made up of nast ppl, i never heard a nude picture of a pretty lady say 'no' to me.

	25-02-2002 02:55									#14
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Well the original post got one (and probably only one) thing right ... it used the word "croissont".

The French language is composed entirely of just four phrases:

1. Croissont
2. Beret
3. Sacre Bleu
4. Retreat! It is zee Germans!

All different meanings are derived simply by changing the intonation and emphasis of those four phrases, such as "CROIssont" instead of "croissONT".

Edit: Additionally the phrase "Cordon Bleu" can be found occassionally, but only in technical manuals and other advanced writings.

Last edited by nato on 25-02-2002 at 03:02

	25-02-2002 03:06									#15
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you forgot merde and pantaloons. my old guitar teacher was french, and he said these alot.

you play like a pair of pantaloon avec merde in them

	25-02-2002 06:37									#16
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quote: Originally posted by nato Well the original post got one (and probably only one) thing right ... it used the word "croissont".

Well, I think you might have missed the point of this thread entirely, but that's okay.

	25-02-2002 08:53									#17
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quote: Originally posted by nato Well the original post got one (and probably only one) thing right ... it used the word "croissont". The French language is composed entirely of just four phrases: 1. Croissont 2. Beret 3. Sacre Bleu 4. Retreat! It is zee Germans! All different meanings are derived simply by changing the intonation and emphasis of those four phrases, such as "CROIssont" instead of "croissONT". Edit: Additionally the phrase "Cordon Bleu" can be found occassionally, but only in technical manuals and other advanced writings.

1 - It's "croissAnt".
2 - The béret is now very rarely seen.
3 - "Sacrebleu" has not been used in France for more than a century.
4 - That's another lovely cultural difference between nations. The French way to deal with Germans is to retreat. The American way is to see elsewhere letting friendly nations fighting dictatorship and only comes in when they feel that their interests are threatened

	25-02-2002 10:32									#18
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You're right Minuteman, sorry for the pseudo thread jacking. I saw the word Croissont and lost it. Its kind of a joke word in my group.

I have enjoyed your pictures though, especially the desert one.

Akka le Vil, I was just joking around, but you have a good point. I have always firmly believed America should have entered the war as soon as France and Britain got in so much trouble.

I am a little heartbroken to hear about the demise of the beret and sacre bleu though...

	25-02-2002 11:36									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Minuteman Creepy!! Creepy!! I'll have you know that in some third-world countries, it's considered an act of sheer genius to be able to perfect playing Civ III with only one hand.

And where pray tell is the other hand wandering?

Does your wife know about Joan?

Great Pics! Great Humor! Love the Desert/Settler pic!