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What is your opinion about the female posters? (Time out:0 days after 05-03-2002, 22:09)
They are men pretending to be women.
They may be hotties so I have to be nice.
I am a lonely pervert who has no other contact with the opposite gender.
They all look like bannans and I would love to peel them and eat them!!!
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drake is offline drake
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Wheres the "Theyre just another poster who happens to have breasts" option?

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The banana option definitely, I mean most of the women on the posters look Grrrreat.

(this my dear fellows is use of the famous "sidestepping the question" method )

nah really, everyone has her own distinct personality

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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I think most posters here are scared of women, even online.

I on the other hand.


But then, my girlfriend doesn't allow me to talk to strange women.





Well then that rules you out for talking to me.......I'm about as strange as they come!

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Wheres the "Theyre just another poster who happens to have breasts" option?



Big Breastesssssssss thank you very much! And I speak for BW as well

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Well, since you ask, my wife isn't *****y at all. In fact she is all sweetness and light and is the nicest person I know. She never shouts, never gets moody and only ever criticises in positive ways. In fact, she is perfect., and I adore her to bits ...

Isn't that nice?


See if you read what I wrote I said I was only a ***** here because this is my place to vent..I am a very nkice person to be around in person because i vent all my frustrations out here!!!!

Zealot is offline Zealot
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She never shouts, never gets moody and only ever criticises in positive ways. In fact, she is perfect., and I adore her to bits ...


I thought every woman gets moody at least five days every month...

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Big Breastesssssssss thank you very much! And I speak for BW as well


Now now tia...youre going to get the perverts all riled up with that comment .

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quote:
Originally posted by Tiamat

So tell me what else you can do with a banana??


Combining a snack and sex is a start.

Glazed banana, anyone?

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Combining a snack and sex is a start.

Glazed banana, anyone?





EEWWWwww Ewwww EwwwWWWW Sounds like fun!

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By reading the poll, there are only 20% perverts. No, wait a second...

There are 20% lonely perverts.

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but wouldn't the bannana crumble??

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I find that the women posters we have here give us a refreshing change of perspective, an' I like it.

Add to that the fact that they're all pretty charming and...:: shrug:: what's not to like...

-=Vel=-

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You sure she's.... still alive ?


Damn... I was going to say the same thing

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What happens if the banana breaks while its uh.........you know.........

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I choose option 2 + high def picture !

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EEWWWwww Ewwww EwwwWWWW Sounds like fun!


Yep, plenty fun! You should try it sometime

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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**runs screaming from the building from the mental picture**

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By reading the poll, there are only 20% perverts. No, wait a second...

There are 20% lonely perverts.



ROFL

what about perverts lonely or not option?

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Yep, plenty fun! You should try it sometime


Ahhhhhh but I have Strawberries and whip cream isn't bad either!!

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Look all you pervs will have to settle for the lonely perv option..

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but wouldn't the bannana crumble??


You could...ehm... package it, or use an un-ripe banana (but then the whole snack thingy goes away )


quote:
Originally posted by drake
What happens if the banana breaks while its uh.........you know.........


Then itīs digginītime!

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Ahhhhhh but I have Strawberries and whip cream isn't bad either!!


You didnīt run very far, apparently. And I LOVE strawberries

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Look all you pervs will have to settle for the lonely perv option..


Most men are perverts. It shouldnt be a question it should be an assumption.....

Looks like tia is intentionally adding fuel to the pervert fire.......

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Okay the title of this thread isn't..

What is the sickest perverted way you can think of to use a bannana..IS IT>??????

Well it isn't is it??

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Drake: Ahhh but that's why we love them so....our 'polyton ladies....

-=Vel=-

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Then itīs digginītime!


As one whos seen it all and has a very high tolerance for sick sh1t, that statement makes me a bit queasy......

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**sheepish grin** **places hand on very big chest**

Moi?? I have no idea what your talking about!

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::grinnin' and shakin' my head at Tia...::

LOL

-=Vel=-

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Well, since you ask, my wife isn't *****y at all. In fact she is all sweetness and light and is the nicest person I know. She never shouts, never gets moody and only ever criticises in positive ways. In fact, she is perfect., and I adore her to bits ...

Isn't that nice?


She was standing behind you when you wrote that, wasn't she?

 
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