05-03-2002 22:06									#1
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we all know that the ratio of men posters to women posters is outrageous
BUT ALAS WE ARE HERE!! So what I want to know is do you enjoy reading the females perspective of threads or do you think it is a waste of time. I know I am a joker and have a smart ass comment to make about almost every thread I am on but when need be I am serious...so as for the female posters
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK??
Do you ever find yourself eager to see what they have to say and if so who..and why..make us feel good about ourselves or prepare to DIE!!!!

	05-03-2002 22:11									#2
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	05-03-2002 22:11									#3
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Where's the "I would never be attracted to a person I've only met on-line, I have a life" option? Not that it applies to me, but...

	05-03-2002 22:12									#4
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It actually doesn't apply to any of you freaks so it really isn't an option..HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING

	05-03-2002 22:13									#5
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I tend to think about them individually rather than as a group.

Nice to have some girls around to keep the place clean though.

*runs as fast as he can away from this thread*

	05-03-2002 22:14									#6
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Option 3 is so close to the truth it hurts.

	05-03-2002 22:14									#7
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Can you guys NOT read..if you don't think of us as a group Mike then be specific!!Grrrrrrrr

Don't toy with my emotions..

	05-03-2002 22:16									#8
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No. :P

	05-03-2002 22:19									#9
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Damn...can we combine options two and four?

-=Vel=-

	05-03-2002 22:20									#10
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I think 1 & 4 is a more apt combination.

"Don't toy with my emotions.."

This is where we start thinking "even if she's a hottie, I sure hope she isn't high maintenance."

	05-03-2002 22:22									#11
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yeah but Dan....if we went with a 1 and 4 combination then I'd have to scamper to change my vote!

-=Vel=-

	05-03-2002 22:24									#12
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To be perfectly honest, and i don't want to offend anyone here ( ), you all come over as so unbelievably *****y that I would fear that if I ever met any of you I wouldn't survive the encounter without my eyes being scratched out.

So you may very well be 'hot', but I would rather keep our communication separated by two computers and a hell of a lot of phone line....

	05-03-2002 22:24									#13
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I think A left and right hook is a more apt option for you DANS..

I am a WOMAN..If I could prove it without making you guys lose all control of your ..you know..I would.....

	05-03-2002 22:24									#14
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It´s no choice really, it´s the banana option... Plus there´s other things one can do with bananas!

–Eeww, I can´t believe he said that.
–Did he really say that?.
–Yes, I think he did

	05-03-2002 22:26									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Rogan Josh To be perfectly honest, and i don't want to offend anyone here ( ), you all come over as so unbelievably *****y that I would fear that if I ever met any of you I wouldn't survive the encounter without my eyes being scratched out. So you may very well be 'hot', but I would rather keep our communication separated by two computers and a hell of a lot of phone line....

So we are *****y..so what..that doesn't mean we are scary crazed lunatics..i hate to break it to you but ALL WOMEN ARE *****Y.. We just happen to have a place to vent called APOLYTON..you can ask anyone who has met me I am a nice gal

	05-03-2002 22:27									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Blackwidow24 Can you guys NOT read..

Cool. The online version of "You're never listening..."

But of course, the female posters (whether real or just good fakes) definately improve this place.

	05-03-2002 22:29									#17
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"I think A left and right hook is a more apt option for you DANS.."

I thought honesty and communication were what was valued in a relationship.

	05-03-2002 22:29									#18
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But we are woman so of course we are high maintainence! You have to think of us individually since no two of us that post are alike! Right BW?!?

And excuse me......there men they don't listen nor do they ask for directions!

	05-03-2002 22:31									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Kamrat X It´s no choice really, it´s the banana option... Plus there´s other things one can do with bananas! –Eeww, I can´t believe he said that. –Did he really say that?. –Yes, I think he did

So tell me what else you can do with a banana??

	05-03-2002 22:32									#20
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quote: Originally posted by DanS "I think A left and right hook is a more apt option for you DANS.." I thought honesty and communication were what was valued in a relationship.

Dan..Dan..Dan... I didn't think I would ever have to smackyou around..but i will...don't underestimate me...

	05-03-2002 22:33									#21
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Where's the "They're just like the male posters except they fight more" option?

	05-03-2002 22:35									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Rogan Josh To be perfectly honest, and i don't want to offend anyone here ( ), you all come over as so unbelievably *****y that I would fear that if I ever met any of you I wouldn't survive the encounter without my eyes being scratched out. So you may very well be 'hot', but I would rather keep our communication separated by two computers and a hell of a lot of phone line....

ROFLMAO

And today's MtG award for tact and diplomatic skill goes to....

	05-03-2002 22:36									#23
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Well banana option mmmmm... but is it for us married ones too

by the way what was the last count od women posting here

3?

	05-03-2002 22:36									#24
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And the Award for the Wimpiest male poster goes to....

	05-03-2002 22:38									#25
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quote: Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave Well banana option mmmmm... but is it for us married ones too by the way what was the last count od women posting here 3?

Active posters

Blackwidow
Tiamat
DarlinKel
Femme Addonis
Zylka ???
DevilMunchkin
Tia help me out here

	05-03-2002 22:38									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Blackwidow24 So we are *****y..so what..that doesn't mean we are scary crazed lunatics..i hate to break it to you but ALL WOMEN ARE *****Y.. We just happen to have a place to vent called APOLYTON..you can ask anyone who has met me I am a nice gal

Well, since you ask, my wife isn't *****y at all. In fact she is all sweetness and light and is the nicest person I know. She never shouts, never gets moody and only ever criticises in positive ways. In fact, she is perfect., and I adore her to bits ...

Isn't that nice?

	05-03-2002 22:39									#27
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Excuse me!?! You guys obliterate just about anyone who comes in the coffee shop! And you get much more defensive then we do when debating.

	05-03-2002 22:41									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Rogan Josh Well, since you ask, my wife isn't *****y at all. In fact she is all sweetness and light and is the nicest person I know. She never shouts, never gets moody and only ever criticises in positive ways. In fact, she is perfect., and I adore her to bits ...

You sure she's.... still alive ?

	05-03-2002 22:41									#29
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I think most posters here are scared of women, even online.

I on the other hand.


But then, my girlfriend doesn't allow me to talk to strange women.

	05-03-2002 22:42									#30
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No I think that was it. Empress and werefox but they don't post anymore that I've seen. Oh and yes, I'm a bit** and I admit it. At least I'm not a closet bit**