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Ishtar is offline Ishtar
Settler
Columbia, SC
Feb 2002
time: 00:18
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OOOHHHH This is gonna be fun.... he's gonna talk out of his mind while laughing uncontrolably.....wonder what he'll say??

BW~ you're starting to rub off on me kido...hangin out here is a good thing indeed!

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
Queen
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Jun 2000
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quote:
Originally posted by Kamrat X
*Kamrat X downs his IC, too late he realizes that the sly Ishtar has put some mind erasing mixture in it*

–eehh, where am I? And who are you beatiful ladies?



BW gets an IDEA

BW: Ahheemm: I AM YOUR WIFE

and I just met your MISTRESS

*winks at ISHIE*

BW: Don't pull this who am i Bullshit with ME KX..I WANT THE HOUSE< I WANT THE CAR I WANT THE MONEY I WANT IT ALLLL


ISHIE: You said you weren't married WAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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Columbia, SC
Feb 2002
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Wait...BW...Let's put our heads together...we'll take everything he has..split it up between us...enlarge the shop...and tie his
a** up in the back room.... we'll teach him....

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King
Communist Party of Apolyton
Jan 2002
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*KX scratches his head and looks thoroughly confused*

–Why is there a bunch of bananas in my jacket?, he asks the two beautiful but utterly unknown ladies behind the counter, do I work at the zoo or something?

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BW You are evil!!!!

No we can't do that, that would be to mean....we should just toy with his emotions..wadda ya say???



BW*walks over to KX*

I thought you loved me...at night when you held me and caressed my skin, you whispered in my ear You loved me

KX

ISHIE: you B*tch he doesn't love you He is mine

BW: OHHH REALLLYYYY

ISHIE::NO NOT REALLY YOU CAN HAVE HIM

BW: Are you kidding the guy is built like a 10 year old boy, he has no butt..NO WAY

ISHIE: I don't want him either

BW: Neither do I

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King
Communist Party of Apolyton
Jan 2002
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Originally posted by Blackwidow24



BW gets an IDEA

BW: Ahheemm: I AM YOUR WIFE

and I just met your MISTRESS

*winks at ISHIE*

BW: Don't pull this who am i Bullshit with ME KX..I WANT THE HOUSE< I WANT THE CAR I WANT THE MONEY I WANT IT ALLLL


ISHIE: You said you weren't married WAAAAAHHHHHHHH


*KX looks even more confused and slightly panic stricken*

–I don´t remember, he says with some difficulty, but I found some keys in my other pocket. I guess they´re to my...ehh our car and house. I wish I remember where we live though, and what the car looks like.

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King
Communist Party of Apolyton
Jan 2002
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BW You are evil!!!!

No we can't do that, that would be to mean....we should just toy with his emotions..wadda ya say???



BW*walks over to KX*

I thought you loved me...at night when you held me and caressed my skin, you whispered in my ear You loved me

KX

ISHIE: you B*tch he doesn't love you He is mine

BW: OHHH REALLLYYYY

ISHIE::NO NOT REALLY YOU CAN HAVE HIM

BW: Are you kidding the guy is built like a 10 year old boy, he has no butt..NO WAY

ISHIE: I don't want him either

BW: Neither do I


–Oohh, girls, don´t fight over me there´s plenty of KX to go around, he says with a sly grin. And waddaya mean I have no butt? I can see in the big mirror across the bar that I have a lovely butt.

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Settler
Columbia, SC
Feb 2002
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Those are the keys to "our" place you idiot!!
Shut UP....don't tell BW every damn thing.
She doesn't need to know about ....................

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King
Communist Party of Apolyton
Jan 2002
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Oops OK, my lips are sealed. Can´t belive I almost told her about .........

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Feb 2002
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quote:
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BW You are evil!!!!





See...you knew you liked me for some reason! And, yes, I can be when necessary...evil... that is

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Settler
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Feb 2002
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quote:
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ISHIE: you B*tch he doesn't love you He is mine

BW: OHHH REALLLYYYY

ISHIE::NO NOT REALLY YOU CAN HAVE HIM

BW: Are you kidding the guy is built like a 10 year old boy, he has no butt..NO WAY

ISHIE: I don't want him either

BW: Neither do I



No, I'm serious BW. You take him...there's this guy a few threads over talkin about stargazin...now me thinks I like that idea

Oh and, don't believe everything KX says about us...I didn't do have that stuff... It's the coffee talkin...

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Jun 2000
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Looks at KX...takes another drink..looks at Ishie...

BW: I am bored of this game..

HEY KX... You have a very important thing to go to...catch a cab to 7th street and walk into this building that says APD and then strip down because that is your doctors office and he has to check your..welll you know... GO NOW before you are too late

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Feb 2002
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Yea, this game isn't any fun...

Where IS everybody today? Think they got lost on the way from the old shop??

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King
Communist Party of Apolyton
Jan 2002
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BW: It wouldn´t be the first night I spent in jail...but a jail in Texas, nah! I suppose they´ll ship me straight to death row for being a rabid commie

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King
Communist Party of Apolyton
Jan 2002
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Yea, this game isn't any fun...

Where IS everybody today? Think they got lost on the way from the old shop??


You did remember to let all the people out before torching the place I hope?

Hueij is offline Hueij
Emperor
Kokonino Kounty
May 1999
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Has anyone see Hueij????
ANYONE

Yeah, saw him just a few minutes ago, why?

MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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*** walks in to see who is drunk and who is sober ***

We need to organize some kind of concert performance to liven this place up.

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Communist Party of Apolyton
Jan 2002
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As long as you don´t read any poetry it´s OK with me...

*Runs away before MF starts throwing beer around*

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Nov 2000
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As long as you don´t read any poetry it´s OK with me...

*Runs away before MF starts throwing beer around*



Run after Kamrat X, trips him, and douses him with an ever-ready bucket of icy, freezing water. Then kicks his sorry ass out of the bar.

But anyway, thanks for reminding to read some more of my poetry later. stay tuned

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Chieftain
Triangle of Death
Sep 2000
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lurk

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Run after Kamrat X, trips him, and douses him with an ever-ready bucket of icy, freezing water. Then kicks his sorry ass out of the bar.

But anyway, thanks for reminding to read some more of my poetry later. stay tuned


Oowwaa, ouch! and DOH! (in that order...)

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Dec 2000
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*hits Venom*

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Jan 2002
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yay, the Wombat´s back...

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
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One burbon, One scotch, One beer

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Settler
Columbia, SC
Feb 2002
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HT~ drinkin alone, are U?

I'd hang around and join you, but I got an early mornin..I don't like those 5:30 a.m. alarm clocks.

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Jul 2001
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i'm not drinking alone, i have jack and my old grand dad to drink with me

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Jul 2001
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people actually posted in it. i haven't even seen anyone ask for a cherryade or jellyade yet

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I will just have my usual Smirnoff Ice, sit down with my drink, and watch and laugh at the fools that come in here.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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  Old Post 13-03-2002 15:57
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Got spare money?

*Walks into the bar*

Argh!!

I'm out of coke, out of vodka, and my baileys... Well, lets just say that I don't wanna touch that bottle of baileys anymore!!

I've got bourbon, rum, some liquors, and to mix with I've got OJ or milk... Any suggestions on what I can drink??

*Notices someone drinking a Smirnoff and laughing to himself*

Hmm, that guy is rather strange.

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Columbia, SC
Feb 2002
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Mornin Skanky!

Uh...gee tis a fix....drink the bourbon straight up...and look for that can of ICE water they keep around here to chase it with. I don't know about mixin anything you have there..unless you're up for creating a new beverage and testing it!

I'm on my way out this morning, but BW should be in before too long.

Yeah, think I'd stick with the bourbon and water.

Have a great day!

Ishie

 
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