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Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Straight bourbon?? Nah, not really my thing...

I know
Bourbon and milk!!


Thanks for the suggestion though

Actually, just though of something I can mix!!
A shot of kaluha, butterscotch schnapps and cointreau

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*Mixes a few shots, passes them around like 'Show and Tell' at kindergarten*

Hey, I saw that Mr Fun!! You're drinking that shot you just spat in!!

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"I've got some bad news and some good news." I say to no-one in particular.

.....


"Well, the bad news is that my butterscotch schnapps has run out

The good news is I found a bottle of vodka, unopened and completely full!!

Now I'm getting to work building Screwdriver for myself (the drink-type screwdriver)



Apologies in advance, but these guys are really cool

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SKANKY get away from my bar!!!!!! Mixes his drink.. and slides it to him

GOOD MORNING PEOPLE I HAD A GREAT NIGHT LAST NIGHT!!!

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Great to hear Lady Blackwidow

Don't worry, I think I've had just about enough to drink, and am almost ready to head off to bed. Its a 1:15am after all...

But since you've gone to the trouble of mixing me my drink

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Sorry Hun, I'm running on Central Standard time, It's 8:25 here!!!

Slides him a cup of coffee as well

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Heh, coffee works just as well at this time of night as it does in the morning!!
Thanks, ma' dear

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NO PROBLEMO....*wipes the counter off*

This is sure a SLOWWW morning..HELLLOOOOOO?

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Hey Blackwidow, you can give me a Blow Job if you want...

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all those hammers are making my hangover worse

what helps a hangover? Coffee, black, with a thimble of whiskey dumped in too

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Mixes Boddington a Blow job....

Be sure you wipe the creme from your mouth when you are done. or MR fun may get the wrong idea

slides BJ down the bar..

BD: Tucks arms behind back and grabs shot glass(Cream and ALL) with his teeth and Downs it with only LONG GULPPPPP...AHHHHHHH

Anytyhing else you damn PERV???

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all those hammers are making my hangover worse

what helps a hangover? Coffee, black, with a thimble of whiskey dumped in too


Makes Htower a cup of HOT BLACK COFFEE with a pinch of whiskey for the "hair if the dog" Theory...

BW: here ya go....BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Mixes Boddington a Blow job....

Be sure you wipe the creme from your mouth when you are done. or MR fun may get the wrong idea

slides BJ down the bar..

BD: Tucks arms behind back and grabs shot glass(Cream and ALL) with his teeth and Downs it with only LONG GULPPPPP...AHHHHHHH

Anytyhing else you damn PERV???




Well if you let me behind the bar I'll sort you out a Screaming Orgasm.

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Hi Blackwidow!

I have been told this is the place to be on OT!

How about a quadruple espresso to get me through the day???

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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

LOOK BODDINGToN, You can have my specialty, Buttery Nipple, or even my Fuzzy naval, but there is no way you could get me to try your SCREAMING ORGASIM.. I am a professional DAMMIT

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Hi Blackwidow!

I have been told this is the place to be on OT!

How about a quadruple espresso to get me through the day???


Welcome Doc...

mixes a Quadruple Expresson and drains it into an IV bag....

Looks at Htower
BW: Give me VITALS STAT
HT: CLEAR FOR INSERTION
BW:*takes Iv needle and jams it into DP arm, he is instantly revived*

DON'T THINK YOU ARE SPECIAL CAUSE YOUR A DOCTOR....We do this for all of our tired passed out PATRONS....Oh yeah and WELCOMe

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BW:*takes Iv needle and jams it into DP arm, he is instantly revived*


Hell, that sure wakes one up!

And sorry to bother you while you were trying to prevent Boddington from getting a screaming orgasm!

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It's just that he tries to get behind me and make a SCREAMING ORGASIM without my permission to touch anything, he goes through my draws, fingering and touching every thing that is shiny and then he gets his nasty filthy germs on my precious GOODS..GEESSSHHHH some people.

BW unhooks DS from the IV and serves him Baileys with 2 tsps of coffee

Ishtar is offline Ishtar
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BW unhooks DS from the IV and serves him Baileys with 2 tsps of coffee



WOW...those are becoming popular aren't they??

Morning Everyone!
Sorry I'm late. Busy morning around here already and it's time for a nap.

Unless BW can mix me up a serious wake-me-up and no m'aam, not the Baileys this time...

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grinds coffee beans and mixes with cocaine then adds water...

SLIDES TO ISHIE..

BW; this should do the trick..Hey you don't pm me no more..you USED ME?

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NOW...if that doesn't provide a RUSH...don't think anything will!!

No way BW....would never use you. I got a message that I had a PM from you...but when I checked...there wasn't anything there...I was waiting til I could talk to you today to see if you'd sent something just before you left yesterday????

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I sent you something back..HMMMMMMM Give a taste of that will ya?

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Is there going to be a band concert in here tonight?

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Oh just a cherryade please, I need it

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Sure thing, I'll share...but...we gonna have to keep this one a secret or CHARGE a really high price... YUUUUMMMMMMMMM

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quote:
Is there going to be a band concert in here tonight?


I dunno are we???


quote:
Oh just a cherryade please, I need it


BW gathers a safe sex packet..

Ishtar: I think He means the drink BW

BW: OOOOHHHHH

Makes cherry aid and slides it to provost..

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Could I have a straw with that

Preferably one of those big, long, curly, fancy ones

Pretty please

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quote:
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Could I have a straw with that

Preferably one of those big, long, curly, fancy ones

Pretty please


*bw grabs a straw and bends it out of shape*

BW: here is this twisted enough for you??

Provost: Meanie

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Oh -- he meant THAT kind of straw to suck on.

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MRFUN...SHAME ON YOU!!!!

 
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