29-03-2002 23:14									#31
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quote: Hint: Apolyton/Community forum

...when you remember to get threads such as this moved to forums which increase your post count.

	30-03-2002 02:11									#32
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When you get this message from aol when you log off.

"You have spent 585 minutes online. Your account is at a flat rate of 24 dollars per month."

	31-03-2002 00:48									#33
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...when you realize that you have spent over a year of your life in a virtual Coffee Shop of carnage and mayhem.

...when you believe that an Apolyton server crash is the work of some dark gods and start carving icons of Sid to please them.

...when you spend time researching new and interesting personalities for your DLs. Erm... I mean you heard nothing....

...when you have spent the last year searching for they mystical "banning rod".

...when you actually own a banning rod.

...when you've accidentally banned yourself with the banning rod.

...when you know the Mingapulco staff by name.

	31-03-2002 03:28									#34
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... when you can't decide what to eat for dinner, so you just take a banana.

	31-03-2002 07:03									#35
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...when you know Ming's real name...

	31-03-2002 07:36									#36
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quote: Originally posted by *End Is Forever* ...when you know Ming's real name...

And Mings real name is ...................

Mingbots take hydey away for brainwashing

	31-03-2002 08:31									#37
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When the people at Mingapulco know you by name.

When you post only to get a custom avatar. (Me)

When you start the 12464513879344th USA vs Canada thread.

When you get a cold sweat everytime you see the Flash Gorden movie.

When you get smilies from other sites to use in your post.

When you post replys for hours in the same thread, and you see your name as the last one who replied for 20+ threads. (done that!)

	31-03-2002 08:56									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Andemagne .....when you want to use Apolyton smiley in real life. this happened to me a few days ago.

All my favourite smileys of the Apolyton style are in a folder on my computer for that purpose.

I've attatched them.

	03-04-2002 22:32									#39
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What? There are more message boards out there?

	08-04-2002 01:33									#40
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quote: Originally posted by *End Is Forever* ...when you remember to get threads such as this moved to forums which increase your post count.

...and then post in them

	08-04-2002 04:28									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat ...and then post in them

...and then accuse others of posting just for the +1

	08-04-2002 04:36									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns ...and then accuse others of posting just for the +1

... with a suitably perfunct smilie

	08-04-2002 06:21									#43
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When you use people's strange, non-sense-making log-on names like they're actual names (cf. Alexander's Horse, etc.)

	10-04-2002 03:46									#44
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When Mark G remove 10% of Yor Post and You can´t sleep asking why...

	10-04-2002 05:46									#45
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... you see the letters A and H in sequence and think of Alexander's Horse

... you swear while sitting in traffic and worry that Ming will ban you for dodging the censor

... you build a shrine to DanQ

... you build a shrine to MarkG

... you plan to name your child Apolyton, no matter what your wife says

... you want to moderate the OT

	10-04-2002 06:18									#46
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard ... you want to moderate the OT

... despite the fact that people who want to moderate never become moderators

	10-04-2002 06:32									#47
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When your boss blocks ACS at work...and you...um...override the block

	10-04-2002 06:56									#48
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quote: Originally posted by ixnay37 ... despite the fact that people who want to moderate never become moderators

... and therefore you never publically admit your desire to become mod

	10-04-2002 07:15									#49
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard ... you plan to name your child Apolyton, no matter what your wife says

This is a classic!

If anyone actually "succeeds" in doing this, please let us know

----------------
Dan; Apolyton CS

	10-04-2002 08:41									#50
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I'm sorry, posting on this forum has incread my geekiness by a factor of 25, which renders it impossible for me to ever find a mate.

	10-04-2002 22:37									#51
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... you've memorized the forum id numbers to allow faster browsing

... your knowledge of forum id numbers allows you to find hidden forums, which you then spam and subsequently get a pcr for

... your wife/girlfriend is jealous that you spend more time here than with her

... your wife/girlfriend refers to Apolyton as "the other woman"

... you create shrines to the deity level posters

... you wonder if you should keep your shrine to PH in case he makes deity again

... at work you spend more time posting than working

... you can think of more than 12 things to post in this thread

	10-04-2002 22:47									#52
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quote: ... your wife/girlfriend refers to Apolyton as "the other woman"

Didn't AH refer to his wife as Mrs Horse to someone in "real life" () - that is, they were unaware of Apolyton.

	11-04-2002 03:52									#53
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard ... you see the letters A and H in sequence and think of Alexander's Horse

	11-04-2002 05:14									#54
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard ... you see the letters A and H in sequence and think of Alexander's Horse

Tell me about it: here in the Netherlands there's actually a large supermarket chain called AH, very confusing

	13-04-2002 00:37									#55
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard ... you've memorized the forum id numbers to allow faster browsing

Civ3-General: 17
Civ3-Files (including korn's blitz mod): 140

	13-04-2002 01:20									#56
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Locutus: it doesn't have a PROT section right?

lockstep: i know there are people that do that, that's why i put it in


... you know all the name changes that have been made since you've joined

... you keep track of when posters are on-line so as to know when you're likely to get a response

... you're polytheistic because Apolyton has multiple deities.

... your post count is higher than my user id number (5030 )

... you know your user id number

... your only long-term life goal is to be a deity someday

... you see the letters I and W in sequence and think of Immortal Wombat

... you read this thread and think, "yeah, i do that, and that. yup that too.... and those... no, don't do that one, but that one is right..."

	13-04-2002 02:31									#57
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard Locutus: it doesn't have a PROT section right?

I don't think I would still live if it did

	13-04-2002 04:16									#58
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quote: ... you see the letters I and W in sequence and think of Immortal Wombat

People do that??

I'd say the C and W, but I don't. Sorry.

	13-04-2002 04:38									#59
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You run out of avatars and get siro to make you something.

	13-04-2002 04:49									#60
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat People do that??

not that i know of, but it could be a more extreme example of someone that spends too much time here

quote: I'd say the C and W, but I don't. Sorry.

nobody's got that much free time on their hands