19-03-2002 06:28									#31
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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer Ah... the intelligence of the typical Philadelphian thnaks

the irony overwhelms me

	19-03-2002 08:26									#32
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i just broke up with my gf
but i work with the mentally handicapped! (implying they are oh so loving and wonderful)
so talk to me baby.


and some just whine and moan and try to look so pitiful to make you feel sorry for them and date them

	19-03-2002 08:30									#33
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"The word of the day is L-E-G-S. Now, lets go back to my place and spread the word. "


"You look good enough to eat!"


"who wants choclate icecream!"



FG,

	19-03-2002 08:32									#34
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Want to go back to my place for pizza and a f*ck?
SLAP!
What!?! You don't like pizza?

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I want to give you a bath and dry you off with my tongue.

Is your daddy in prison? He must be, because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

	19-03-2002 08:38									#35
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Sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

	19-03-2002 09:27									#36
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quote: Originally posted by pchang My wife thinks you're cute. Care for a threesome?

this one was used on me before....

	19-03-2002 09:29									#37
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quote: Originally posted by boann this one was used on me before....

AND???

	19-03-2002 09:33									#38
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quote: Originally posted by boann this one was used on me before....

yeah, with most everybody I know having had propositions like this one, I cannot see how, for females, being Bi is not the 'in' thing

it definitly seems to be 'in'

Jon Miller

	19-03-2002 09:50									#39
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To woman just out of shower:

"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."

	19-03-2002 10:08									#40
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well im in a nice bar having a drink on the second floor looking out over the dance floor below, "people watching" like i always do. ..this very nice looking fellow comes over starts talking to me
...says to me how beautiful i am ....yada yada yada...
then points across the dance floor at an exotic looking dark haired woman and waves and says to me....thats my wife...
she thinks your beautiful too ...would you like to come home with us...i just said ...no thanks ...im not into that sort of thing. ...
he just smiled and handed me his card ...asked me to call him if i changed my mind.....lol...
i just looked for my friend i was with and we left soon after..
it was a very strange encounter. ...im cleaning it up some for
public reading....... but there are a lot of strange and different kinds of folks in the world....

	19-03-2002 10:24									#41
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I think all pick up lines are bad. They never work.

	19-03-2002 11:26									#42
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I just go to the bar and act homeless, someone is bound to take you home and 'take advantage' of you. To boot you get a free breakfest, now that is dirty living at its best

	19-03-2002 15:02									#43
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The worst pickup line I ever heard would have to be...

"Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"

I swear to god some guy in my high school used this. Needless to say, he slept alone that night.

	19-03-2002 15:22									#44
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typical baylor pick up line:
"wanna come over and watch a movie?"

and from what I have noticed, girls here either really like movies, or really like the cover of a movie for scandalous deeds

	19-03-2002 15:25									#45
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I knew a guy once who would just go up to girls and ask them if they were up to a long night....he got rejected a lot. he got laid a lot too.

confuscious say: it ok to get rejected 99 times of 100, it is that one that makes it all worth while.

i generally go for quality over quantity tho

	19-03-2002 15:27									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Blisterz I just go to the bar and act homeless, someone is bound to take you home and 'take advantage' of you. To boot you get a free breakfest, now that is dirty living at its best

Robert Rankin?

	19-03-2002 15:30									#47
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quote: Originally posted by rah After a night partying and it's winding down in the bar... Well you seem to be the last women here, want to go home with me? (as bad as this one is, I've seen it used with much success)

It use to work for me in my young single days.

	19-03-2002 15:34									#48
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the worst pick up line was used my me

"What's a beautiful woman like you doing in a place like this?"

mind you I was fairly drunk.

	19-03-2002 15:38									#49
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here's the worst pickup line. the one I use mostly

Hello

	19-03-2002 18:47									#50
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'what do you think about racism?'
'i don't like it'
'then why won't you go out with me?'
'i didn't say that'
'so you go out with me then?'

It can go on and on, just remember to frustrate them and make them so tired, so they have to go out with you.

	19-03-2002 19:07									#51
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"You're so sweet you give me a toothache"

	19-03-2002 22:16									#52
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"Hey you .... You'll do."

	19-03-2002 22:55									#53
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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 the worst pick up line was used my me "What's a beautiful woman like you doing in a place like this?"

"What's a slut like you doing in a classy place like this?" Would that work?

	19-03-2002 23:03									#54
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I got one pick up line that really works cuz it makes the girl laugh and it puts down the guy who tells it.

Hi, my name is Spec. but girls call me......ummmm......not often.....

The girl will laugh for sure, but it's better said in french.

	19-03-2002 23:38									#55
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I have heard em all

Are you from Tennesse??
Cause your the only Ten I see

Can I have your number, I lost mine

Are you married..Oh wait I am!!

UCK

	20-03-2002 00:29									#56
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"Pleasure me, woman!" is a sure-fire pickup line.

	20-03-2002 00:36									#57
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Shouldn't the title of this thread be "worst pick up lines you've used"

	20-03-2002 00:42									#58
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Do you sleep lying on your belly? Can I?

	20-03-2002 00:49									#59
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i have never used any of those pick up lines

	20-03-2002 00:50									#60
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Yes I think Australian men have some of the worst -

"Brace yourself Sheila!"