18-03-2002 23:54									#1
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Hey y'all, try to list the worst pick up lines you've ever heard!


-Hey baby, me I'm like milk, I do your body good
-Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
-Wow! Are those real?(<----Blackwidow )
-Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could
see myself in your pants.
-Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
-Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
-How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
-Be unique and different, say yes.
-I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

Ok I think I'll stop now and let ya'll finish.

Spec.

	19-03-2002 00:00									#2
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I've won on deity.

	19-03-2002 00:03									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat I've won on deity.

I'd go out with you in a second!



Good one wombat!

	19-03-2002 00:12									#4
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Will you have sex with me?

(to my younger sister's friend who had not shown any interest to me and was not under the influence of anything)

Jon Miller

	19-03-2002 00:37									#5
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How much? $$$$

or

After a night partying and it's winding down in the bar...
Well you seem to be the last women here, want to go home with me? (as bad as this one is, I've seen it used with much success)



RAH

	19-03-2002 00:40									#6
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This is one I overheard a guy say to one of my friends in Metros in Cardiff:

"Nice breasts, have you ever entered them in a competition? I think they'd do quite well."

She stared at him in shock that he was such an idiot and we walked off then burst out laughing. Especially funny that he thought her breasts were nice but not good enough to win the competition, just to do "quite well".

	19-03-2002 00:44									#7
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Some guy downtown asked the girl I was with "how much for full service?". While looking her over.

To this she replied "What the **** do I look like, a car wash!?"

	19-03-2002 00:44									#8
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oops, double post.

	19-03-2002 00:47									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Jon Miller Will you have sex with me?

"Wanna ****?" would have appealled to her more primal instincts and you would have pulled?

Yeah right...

The worst line I have heard of, well more of a retort, was:

Girl: You laugh like a donkey.
Mungo: Aha, but I am hung like a horse.

She was not impressed.

	19-03-2002 00:50									#10
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Both of these are breast-related. I'm obviously compensating for somthing...

Excuse-me, I bet you £5 I can make your breasts move without touching them.
[Grab breasts, give her £5]
Oh well, it was worth it.

Excuse-me, have you ever had your breasts weighed?
[Agin, grab breasts, but this time shout WAHEY!!]

	19-03-2002 00:51									#11
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Hey baby! Got some fries to go with that shake?
If I complimented your (synonym for bum), would you hold it against me?
Sono rico e singolo.
I'm due to donate at the sperm bank. Would you give me a hand?

	19-03-2002 01:49									#12
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"Which one is a state, Billy or Montana?" (Kiss the girl regardless of what she answers, or regardless of whether or not she even answers)

I haven't used this since high school, but it worked quite well then.

Another one to use on Saint Patty's day: "Kiss me, I'm Schtump." (Kiss the girl)

Those are the only two I've ever used. I generally don't use pickup lines as anything other than an excuse to get a kiss and/or piss somebody off.

	19-03-2002 01:55									#13
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-That's a nice dress, anyway I can talk you out of it?

	19-03-2002 03:19									#14
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	19-03-2002 03:45									#15
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quote: Originally posted by loinburger "Which one is a state, Billy or Montana?" (Kiss the girl regardless of what she answers, or regardless of whether or not she even answers) I haven't used this since high school, but it worked quite well then. Another one to use on Saint Patty's day: "Kiss me, I'm Schtump." (Kiss the girl) Those are the only two I've ever used. I generally don't use pickup lines as anything other than an excuse to get a kiss and/or piss somebody off.

I don't even understand those.

	19-03-2002 03:47									#16
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Is that a remote in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

	19-03-2002 04:04									#17
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Never heard one, never used one. Never needed to.

	19-03-2002 04:08									#18
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quote: Originally posted by MikeH I don't even understand those.

Neither will she. If she's scratching her head then it's a perfect time to jump in for the kill.

	19-03-2002 04:10									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Boddington's Never heard one, never used one. Never needed to.

Or had opportunity to?

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quote: Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin Or had opportunity to?

	19-03-2002 04:25									#21
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That is, if you were in the postion to do so, what is the worst that you could you use?

	19-03-2002 04:33									#22
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My wife thinks you're cute. Care for a threesome?

	19-03-2002 04:46									#23
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Hey, what's your major.
(She answers)
My major is computer science. Want me to show you how to turn on my harddrive?

(yes, I've heard it used...quite unsuccessfully...)

	19-03-2002 04:50									#24
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Show us your muck hole.

	19-03-2002 04:53									#25
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Any of them. In my experience, the best way to not get yourself a date is to introduce yourself with something that sounds like a "line".

	19-03-2002 04:54									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Boddington's Never heard one, never used one. Never needed to.

You need to be closer than 300 miles from a girl to actually use a pick-up line.

But the day all the restraining orders are repealed, you're well in there

	19-03-2002 04:57									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat I've won on deity.

Best one so far!

	19-03-2002 05:19									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Show us your muck hole.

Other great Aussie lines include:

"Show us your gutted possum!"

"Show me your map 'o Tassie" (look up Tasmania in Britannica and you'll see what i mean )

Personally, i've always wanted to ask them "Can i play with your funbags?", but i am too polite to ask

	19-03-2002 05:24									#29
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Yes I think Australian men have some of the worst - another one which is used quite commonly is "So, how about a root then?

	19-03-2002 06:21									#30
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two I've heard on the subway. One guy had just got on the subway as this woman walked off out the same door. he turned, noticed her rear and said, "Get over here with that thickness". she just walked off.

Another time, these two guys passed this woman and one turned around and said dumbly, "Hey yo let me holler at you for a minute. wait up." guess my man didnt have time to think of something

Ah... the intelligence of the typical Philadelphian


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