19-03-2002 23:10									#1
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Me, I hate too much make up and bad breath. You know, you wake up one morning with a girl, you feel horny so you go brush your teeth because you're planing on waking her up in that special little way. Then she wakes up, turns around with the ****ed up make up and the morning breath. DAMN!!!!
I can tell something right now, Moby just died.....


Spec.

	19-03-2002 23:17									#2
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BAd breath is such a bad turn off, I will tell you if you are talking to me and you have bad breath..

Have you been eating a $hit Sandwich???

	19-03-2002 23:19									#3
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Annoying laughs are a big turn-off for me. Nobody looks sexy when they're braying like a horse or shrieking like a banshee.

People who talk about themselves constantly (or, for that matter, people who talk constantly) also turn me off.

General bitchiness is probably the biggest turn-off of all, though.

	19-03-2002 23:32									#4
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Well......I like bi+chiness up to a certain point, to much is annoying but just enough turns me on.

	19-03-2002 23:37									#5
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Too much make up, drunkards, and people who think they know everything (unless they do).

	19-03-2002 23:38									#6
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Reverse it Spectator. It's the same for girls when you turn to your man and want to get some in the morning and maybe he's been drinking the night before.........you could knock over a freight train with the breath! Yup, bad breath is a huge turn off.

Another pet turn off is people who always have to tell you their life story and how pitiful it was and how nobody loved them, their life is so horrible, their mother never loved them......yadaaa yadaaa yadaaa. If you notice they always manage to turn the conversation now matter what it is around to them and how terrible things are for them. It gets old after a while.

	19-03-2002 23:41									#7
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Stupid women is a major turnoff for me, same with women who think they´re funny but really just are goddamn annoying

	19-03-2002 23:42									#8
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make up.

in general


the more a gal puts on, the uglier she gets.


bad breath I don't care much about, though for myself I always bring plenty of mints/gum since so many others seem to care about it.

	19-03-2002 23:44									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat Another pet turn off is people who always have to tell you their life story and how pitiful it was and how nobody loved them, their life is so horrible, their mother never loved them......yadaaa yadaaa yadaaa. If you notice they always manage to turn the conversation now matter what it is around to them and how terrible things are for them. It gets old after a while.

Right on the head! I hate self pitty!!

	19-03-2002 23:45									#10
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Stupidity is the worst turn on though (but that's not on the list).

Also, there seems to be a clear connection between the amount of make up a gal puts on, and here level of intelligence.

though there are too many exceptions sadly. I just wish it was all so easy to spot.

	19-03-2002 23:46									#11
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See now I find that intersting....I always thought guys liked girls to wear makeup.

	19-03-2002 23:48									#12
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Let me verify and tell you kids, that its not the "amount" of makeup
its how you use or misuse it.

	19-03-2002 23:49									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Kamrat X same with women who think they´re funny but really just are goddamn annoying

Reminds me of someone around here.


*hides*

	19-03-2002 23:51									#14
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Well Tiamat, I think they/we do, just as long as we don't know they do wear it. If you understand what I mean...

	19-03-2002 23:52									#15
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quote: See now I find that intersting....I always thought guys liked girls to wear makeup.

I don't.

And I know I'm not the only one.

I prefer a gal's natural look. All a girl has to do is do her hair, and shave. Those things add to her beauty, anything else (lipstick, mascare, nailpolish, etc) only make a girl less attractive (in my eyes).

	19-03-2002 23:54									#16
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I can care less about their breath . I don't kiss women in the morning anyways. In fact I'm usually elsewhere doing stuff. I don't stay by their dumbass for them to get their lazy ass up.

any guess why I am still single?

	20-03-2002 00:02									#17
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Ya think?


Hmm yeah I really don't like people who are always cracking jokes on other people's misfortunes just to get a laugh..
and I would imagine self pity is a huge turn off for guys....I wouldn't dig it if I was a man!

	20-03-2002 00:03									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident any guess why I am still single?

Cuz you got bad breath?

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quote: Originally posted by Osweld Reminds me of someone around here. *hides*

*peeks in Oswelds hiding place*

Err, who?

	20-03-2002 00:11									#21
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I agree with the Saint. Most of the women I've dated seriously wore no make-up whatsoever, and I like that look. My finacee doesn't wear makeup; I don't know if I've ever seen her in make-up in the whole time I've known her, closing in on three years now.

I also loathe implants. Since when is "creepy as hell" supposed to be sexy?

I guess the things women do to make them "more womanly" just sort of put me off. Well, maybe not all. I'm a sucker for a knockout pair of legs in a skirt. But that's probably about it.

	20-03-2002 00:18									#22
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I'm man enough to admit I like make up- on women of course.

Very small amounts of course. It only takes a dash here and there to make a woman look even more hot. I had a girlfriend who could do her make up in like a minute. And she did look much better. Any more would have been a waste.

That being said I hate eye shadow and eye liner. I never understood why women would put that stuff on. Men don't give a f*ck about your eye lashes . Just put that stuff on your cheeks and get on with it. . A little bit of lipstick is sometimes nice. But then you got to wipe if off before you do certain things. Most women put too much on.

	20-03-2002 00:26									#23
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The switch at the back of my head...

	20-03-2002 00:32									#24
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I've been blessed with good skin and rosey cheeks so I just never really saw much point in painting yourself all up. I just wear a little lip gloss maybe some blush and sometimes mascara. But I would much rather do without. A painted up face doesn't make who you are on the inside anyway.

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	20-03-2002 00:35									#25
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You've missed one major turn-off on that list: smoking. A major turn off in my book.

Also overdoing makeup and jewelry and looking 'slutty', to quote Mr Spink, is a major turn off. You know the type I mean

And lack of mental faculties. What good is it having a partner if you cannot converse on the same level with. I want a partner who I can engage in conversation with, not one who I feel I ought to be feeding dog biscuits to

	20-03-2002 00:37									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Also overdoing makeup and jewelry and looking 'slutty', to quote Mr Spink, is a major turn off. You know the type I mean

Yes I do, typical "Honda Civic chick"

	20-03-2002 00:42									#27
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you can converse with women? I gave up on that after they start talking about the vagina monolagues.

That being said I usually don't like smart women. They think they know everything and know how to solve all the world's problems. blah, blah, blah. I don't like dumb women either. I prefer average intelligence.


and I voted drunk women. I like tipsy women, but not drunk women. You ever see those girls gone wild videos? Those women don't turn me on because they are disgustingly drunk. I just like to get a woman a good buzz, so it alters their mind enough to think I'm worthy enough to sleep with . Once I did go out with a girl, and this chick drank so much she puked. I immediately dropped her off at her place. She almost hit my truck with her puke!! My truck is more important . Any chick who gets drunk on a date with me automatically gets a ticket to dumpsville. I don't even waste time saying "I'll call you". And if a woman lights up a cigarrette in front of me, I'll say that's a disgusting habit. Although sometimes I wait to see if I can get sex first. But that is difficult to arrange with no kissing. I don't kiss smokers.

But yes if there was a smoking option I would vote for that. I never understand why women smoke. It supposedly ruins skin, why would they want that? And no one seems to care what their lungs look like

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	20-03-2002 00:48									#28
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quote: Honda Civic chick

chicks drive Honda Civics???

	20-03-2002 00:51									#29
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WOOHOOO I SMOKE!!!!!!

	20-03-2002 00:52									#30
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Overweight people may have a medical condition.
Some people with bad breath may also have a medical condition, (OR they may not have brushed after their roadkill sandwich).
Too much make up? That's an inferiority complex at work.
Drunks? Sloppy drunks are a pain in the ass, but again could be an inferiority complex, and sad nonetheless.
Rotten bananas are suitable for banana bread. (Though bananas are now widely known to be much inferior to strawberries).
So I vote for people that think they know everything.