22-03-2002 14:27									#31
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Most movies since about 1990 suck royally, but especially Blair Witch and Autumn In New York.

	22-03-2002 14:32									#32
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc I don't even see why this question is up for debate. It is impossible for any movie you could name to be more abomnible than Battlefield Earth.

I haven't seen it but I'm sure "Living in Oblivion" is way worse than that.(it's a satire,yeah right in that case Schindler's List should be called a commedy )

Shade

	22-03-2002 14:37									#33
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Another film which I thought was a pile of **** was Starship Troopers. Completely rubbed me up the wrong way, and I thought it was crap.

Noo, ST is a great movie made by one of Americas most subversive directors. And an absolutely brilliant parody of the propaganda film and Heinlen's fascist "utopia".

	22-03-2002 14:39									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Kamrat X Noo, ST is a great movie made by one of Americas most subversive directors. And an absolutely brilliant parody of the propaganda film and Heinlen's fascist "utopia".

Yes, I realise that was it's intention, but as I said, it rubbed me up the wrong way. As I am far left winged, I had no empathy with the state of affairs or the characters in it. I just found it crap.

	22-03-2002 14:56									#35
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I loved the book Starship Troopers, though I totally disagree with Heinlein. The movie just struck me as a bad shoot-em-up with similar-looking aliens, inconsistent sci-fi (whereas Heinlein sets his preachy book in a well-done albeit secondary setting), and characters with the same names. The parody part seems to have went over my head.

	22-03-2002 17:31									#36
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Schwartzenegger's "Commando"

	22-03-2002 17:36									#37
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Starship Troopers the film was a great parody of Hollywood propoganda films. "It's afraid." *cheers*

Brilliant.

	22-03-2002 17:52									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Yes, I realise that was it's intention, but as I said, it rubbed me up the wrong way. As I am far left winged, I had no empathy with the state of affairs or the characters in it. I just found it crap.

Actually it rubbed me the wrong way also, the first time I saw it. I thought it was absolutely awful... Then I read a review of it on IMDb by a party comrade (I went to look for it but I didn´t find it...525 friggin´comments!! ) That´s when I realized the movies greatness and indeed Verhoevens greatness

	22-03-2002 17:55									#39
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It's ironic that the worst movie ever is the highest grossing flick ever.

TITANIC!!!

The Avengers was also pretty bad.

I usually don't continue to watch a movie if I think it sucks.

I hate Mike Myers, so I'd have to put the Austin Powers movies on my worst list.

	22-03-2002 18:41									#40
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Caveman. It starred Ringo Starr and Barbara Bach as a couple of cavepeople. Ringo and a friend ran at each other to embrace, and that's how their backs clicked upright from hunched over hominid type mammals to become fully human!

And all the grunting was kinda gratuitous.

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quote: Originally posted by Kamrat X Noo, ST is a great movie made by one of Americas most subversive directors. And an absolutely brilliant parody of the propaganda film and Heinlen's fascist "utopia".

I agree with you on ST (hell, I ahve the special edition DVD, and have actually sat through the direstor's commentary), but Paul Verhoeven is not American, he's Dutch . He's also responsible for such classical "bad that they're good" movies as Showgirls, Basic Instinct and Total Recall....

	22-03-2002 18:52									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I kinda liked mars attack. apparantly I'm the only one. I don't think it's a great movie, but not the worst either.

I liked it too. I like Burton movies in General.

I don't like :

American Patriotic Movies (Postman, The Patriot ...).
Eimrich Movies (same as above).
Most Drama Movies.
Most of Sequels Movies (except few).

lately :
Hannibal
Roller Blade

	22-03-2002 18:54									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Goingonit I loved the book Starship Troopers, though I totally disagree with Heinlein. The movie just struck me as a bad shoot-em-up with similar-looking aliens, inconsistent sci-fi (whereas Heinlein sets his preachy book in a well-done albeit secondary setting), and characters with the same names. The parody part seems to have went over my head.

ST is great, because it's a subtil parody of the book who sucks heavely (A pure fascit Utopia !!!).

	22-03-2002 19:00									#44
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The worst movies I have ever seen (and can remember at the moment ):

The Matrix - Normally I would have called this an average movie, but since everybody I know (including the one who dragged me into the theatre) are shouting around all the time on how awsome that movie is, that simply just makes me hate that movie

The Man on the moon - It was just plain STUPID, how come a guy like Jim Carrey even wanted to be in a movie like that?

Titanic - ok, I haven't seen the whole movie, but from what I saw...it looked like something which needs to be placed in the garbage

Mars Attacks - That was just...well, I'm speachless...how did they manage to get that many celebrities to be in a such awfull movie

Swordfish - How do I just hate such moves: Good guy looses, good "good-looking-and-very-hot" girl dies and bad guy wins

Ok, that's what I can think about right now. I do have tons of EXTREMELY bad danish movies, but since not many around here knows them I wont show the list

EDIT: added a movie

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	22-03-2002 19:13									#45
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We could fill a page with sequels.

Caddyshack II (Absolutely the biggest spread from best to worst.) AND MAYBE THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME.

Weekend at Bernies II (The first one sucked, and it's hard to believe the second one was worse.)

Phantom Menance (ok, technically a prequel but what the heck)

Blues Brothers 2000

All the Planet of the apes sequels.

Children of Dune (ok, it hasn't been made into a movie yet, but when they do it will suck)

Aliens III (the second one was very good so the expectations were high, at least they recovered a bit with Ressurection)

Federal Marshal (or whatever the heck it was, which was too bad considering the caste available)

AND don't get me started on Movies made from TV shows. One in a hundred are worth watching.
*PUKE*


RAH

Yes it is funny to see some listed that were also in the best list.
None of these were.

	22-03-2002 19:16									#46
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Given it's intended message at the time of release, "Reefer Madness".

	22-03-2002 19:18									#47
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quote: Originally posted by ZoboZeWarrior American Patriotic Movies (Postman, The Patriot ...).

"The Patriot" is great.

	22-03-2002 19:22									#48
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This is am impossibly wide category, so let me narrow it down to the worst 5 movies I have seen at the cinema in the last 5 years.

Johnny Mnemonic
The Blair Witch Project
Titanic
Pearl Harbour
The Patriot

	22-03-2002 20:04									#49
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quote: Originally posted by lightblue I agree with you on ST (hell, I ahve the special edition DVD, and have actually sat through the direstor's commentary), but Paul Verhoeven is not American, he's Dutch . He's also responsible for such classical "bad that they're good" movies as Showgirls, Basic Instinct and Total Recall....

Yes, I know that Verhoeven is dutch but he lives and works in USA... I saw "Soldaat van Oranje" a few years ago, it´s from 1977 and stars another famous dutch export: Rutger Hauer.

	22-03-2002 20:11									#50
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The Patriot was hillarious.

	22-03-2002 20:14									#51
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Only two mentions from me.

Battlefield Earth -- THE WORST MOVIE EVER.

A little overrated suckfest called TITANIC

	22-03-2002 20:15									#52
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quote: Swordfish - How do I just hate such moves: Good guy looses, good "good-looking-and-very-hot" girl dies and bad guy wins

you need to watch the movie again she didn't die.

	22-03-2002 20:25									#53
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*mutters*

no... not that ...
...please... anything but that...
no... please, spare me...

*suddenlu changes voice to robotic bass*
DANGER, WILL ROBINSON , DANGER!!!
DANGER, DESTROY THE ROBINSON FAMILY , DESTROY , DESTROY DESTROY...
aaaaaaaaaaaaa........
*wakes up in cold sweat*

	22-03-2002 20:27									#54
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Swordfish was absolutely shite. Same with Spy Game.

	22-03-2002 20:31									#55
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand "The Patriot" is great.

Are we talking about the movie with Mel Gibs about your independence war ?

	22-03-2002 20:34									#56
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worst:

American Pie
Scary Movie
Scary Movie 2
Run Lola Run (thanks BW for making me watch that crrrap :lol
Titanic (we already knew what was gonna happen :lol
Jeepers creepers
The 9th Gate
Hollow Man
Blairwitch Project
Caaable guuuuuy!

	22-03-2002 20:39									#57
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Abosulte crap movie, which I hope you haven't seen. I was basically forced to watch it on an airplane, it was soooo bad. Ok here it is:

Cocodile Dundee III.

Anybody who saw the part where Dundee and his son meet Mike Yyson and says he's a nice man will know what I mean. This movie is:

	22-03-2002 21:17									#58
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Who can take a thread seriously when the thread starter clearly has probably the worst taste in films ever

Blair Witch Project: OK, it's not really good but it tries to make such a interesting thing as a realistic horror film. That's worth credit

The Matrix: A pretty nice action film with a pseudo-philisophical twist, nice

The Crow 2 : Haven't seen, no comments. The first was pretty nice though.

Pulp Fiction and Resevoir Dogs: Those films started a entire new genre, how can anybody list them as worst films ever?!

Fargo:
It's pretty OK imho, Ja!

Star Wars Episode 1: the Phantom menace:
OK, this is pretty bad but still, worst film ever nah!

Made :
Never heard off...

A Clockwork Orange :
One of the best films, ever!!!

Platoon:
A really good film

	22-03-2002 21:19									#59
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quote: Originally posted by ZoboZeWarrior Are we talking about the movie with Mel Gibs about your independence war ?

Yes, it seems that slowwhand has no taste whatsoever

	22-03-2002 21:24									#60
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It's funny to see movie you like quoted as "worste movie ever seen" and the contrary !!!

It's just another proof that I'm the only here to have a good taste !!