23-03-2002 07:28									#1
	Campaign for Camel Rights and Wellbeing Support Apolyton, buy GURPS/ Alpha Centauri

Worried at the proposals for the upcoming wonder building, and the use of camels therein, I would like to take my first political stance, and point out that camels have feelings too.

For the safety of the camels, happiness of the people, and well-being of the empire, I request the president:

• a) Ensure all camels are stabled in a city until such a time as they are need to travel a route.
  
• b) Ensure camels should not be forced to endure arduous sea journeys for more that 2 turns, or their health will suffer
  
• c) Ensure no camels come to any harm, and any "disbanding" of camel herds and social groups be done as painlessly as possible, with large groups in one city, rather than spreading the sociable camels across the empire and separting them.
  
• d) Ensure that where possible, wonders built on camel labour be in some way beneficiary to the camel species as a whole, preferably named after one or more of the camels who placed the most major role in its construction.
  

	23-03-2002 08:33									#2
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What ARE you smoking, IW?

Can I have some? It sounds hallucinogenic!

	23-03-2002 09:04									#3
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Hmmm

We will do our utmost to assure that no camels are killed, maimed, annoyed, upset, or even saddened in the caravasarry process.

Does that help?

If I am elected City Planner,

- I promise that all camels will be treated with respect, physical kindness, and appreciation for their substantial benefits toward the advancement of oiur Civ.

- Camels that have done their duty in support of the Civ will be given fields of their favorite foods, companionship of other retired camels, and Purina camel-treats every weekend.

- There will be a *special place* for retired camels where they may romp and engage in leisure pursuits to their hearts' content.

- We will welcome foreign camels to that joyful reservation for the perpetuation of genetic diversity asmong all camels.

- We will respect camels for their personal integrity and not just the value of the commodities they carry so well and honorably.

Last edited by cavebear on 23-03-2002 at 09:15

	23-03-2002 16:22									#4
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quote: Use Their Bodies for Whatever Maloderous Purpose You Wish, Mr President.

That looks kinda like revolt to me...maybe just maybe...as last act of my military carreer I might supp....Njah.
I'll see what the President and the foreign secret service thinks of it.

Shade,Still your military advisor and stil capable of suppressing any kind of revolt or getting rid of ppl who don't show the propper respect for our beloved Prez.

	23-03-2002 16:40									#5
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Could you give me some facts on what the camels need?

	23-03-2002 18:21									#6
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Dude, you should try some of this, it's bloody awesome...

That reminds me... Is marijuana legal in Apolytonia? You know, for "medicinal" purposes?

	23-03-2002 20:30									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Vlad Antlerkov That reminds me... Is marijuana legal in Apolytonia? You know, for "medicinal" purposes?

When I become prez it will be .
("medicinal" purposes= get enemy so addicted he becomes a personal slave )

Shade

	24-03-2002 01:33									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Gramphos Could you give me some facts on what the camels need?

Gramphos, please see cavebear's post.
His six points will suffice as an acceptable starting-point for good camel-human relationships across the spans of time.

quote: We will do our utmost to assure that no camels are killed, maimed, annoyed, upset, or even saddened in the caravasarry process. Does that help?

Yes. Yes it does.

Thankyou for taking this matter seriously.

	24-03-2002 03:52									#9
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is people taking this poll seriously?

	24-03-2002 03:59									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Shaka Naldur is people taking this poll seriously?

I should hope so

	24-03-2002 04:01									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat I should hope so

I don´t undertansd the point of this poll

i don´t want to sound rude

	24-03-2002 11:07									#12
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quote: Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt What ARE you smoking, IW?

Camels perhaps ...

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SG(2)

	24-03-2002 11:56									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Shaka Naldur I don´t undertansd the point of this poll

you're certainly not the only one, i have doubts that IW has a point

quote: Originally posted by Scouse Gits (2) Camels perhaps ...

camel dung seems more likely

	24-03-2002 15:35									#14
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I must thank the president for the lovely camel steaks he provided the people.

	25-03-2002 22:20									#15
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I didn't know you were part of the WWF, IW...

	27-03-2002 20:17									#16
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I see now that PETA has an Apolyton branch...

	28-03-2002 05:46									#17
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Zealot, yes I am, Apolytonia founder member.
Captain Garlic, yes, there is.

As I said when i signed up for this Democratic Game, I will be representing the voice of the environment at all points, and though it seems people care little for the rights of camels, when the world is flodding around you, then you'll wish that you had listened.

	28-03-2002 16:35									#18
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Yep, if this thread reached this far, then it's proven that Ming doesn't look into the Civ 2 Democratic game forum in search for spam! So I'm going to have to tell!

Oh Miiiiing...!