25-03-2002 18:43									#1
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Goodmorning all.

*takes 2 shots* I am in such a mood this morning, plus I am sore as hell

It's not what you think, I got a new tattoo and my backside is a little sore..OUCHHHHHHH....

	25-03-2002 18:46									#2
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hmmmmm*wipes off counter*

Where is everyone this morning??

	25-03-2002 19:05									#3
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* Entering in the Coffee *

Zobo : Some strong Irish Coffee for me, Lady !!
BW : You are always welcome, Zobo. Please have a seat.
Zobo : Thank you very much !
[bla bla ... more bla bla ...]
Zobo : Who are the other ?

	25-03-2002 19:17									#4
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Tosses cup of hot coffee at Zobo

BW: you are always welcomed
ZB: thanks be to you pretty lady
BW: that is only because Ming say I have to let everyone in here "

Zb: Meanie

	25-03-2002 19:31									#5
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* cough *

Zobo : Now I understand why there is nobody here ...

	25-03-2002 19:51									#6
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BW :
ZB : hey I would not offense you, Lady
BW :
ZB :
BW : :
Zobo :

Last edited by ZoboZeWarrior on 25-03-2002 at 20:00

	25-03-2002 19:58									#7
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Whew! What would you recommend as a relaxant after a few days of Wiglaf trolling wars?

I'lll have a double.

	25-03-2002 20:05									#8
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Hi dude !
For a drink you will have to wait the return of the boss...

	25-03-2002 20:06									#9
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Is Wiglaf always a good Troll ?

	25-03-2002 20:12									#10
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Je ne sais pas. C'etait le premier temps que j'ai été l'honneur d'encontrer notre Monsieur Wuglaf.

(Desoleé pour le francais horrible, mais je doit practiquer!)

	25-03-2002 20:24									#11
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* Rising a blue, white, red flag *
Je déclare par les pouvoirs qui me sont conféré ce café comme un Café Français !

	25-03-2002 20:29									#12
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Je pense que BW ne pas sera heureux...

	25-03-2002 20:32									#13
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Totalement d'accord!! NOUS PRENONS POSSESION DU CAFÉ!!
Spec: Eille! BW! J'vas te prendre un café cognac, pis vite!!
BW:
Zobo: J'ai dis France pas Québec
Spec:Je propose une alliance!! Québec et France!! J'ai même un nouveau drapeau!! Bleu, blanc et rouge avec des fleur de lys!! OUI!!!!!
BW: WTF is going on here?!

Last edited by Skywise on 25-03-2002 at 20:40

	25-03-2002 20:35									#14
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No, zey zpeak Frenz, zis kan not kome to pazz! Zeaz zem ant throv them avay!

	25-03-2002 20:38									#15
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Nous voulons le territoire d'Appolyton Café libre et Français !
Non à l'oppresseur Anglais !
A bas la Perfide Albion !

	25-03-2002 20:40									#16
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Looks more like German to me, kass.

And referring to what I say as "French" is a somewhat liberal interpretation...

Anyway, who's objecting? If BW had a problem she would have spoken up by now.

	25-03-2002 20:52									#17
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*Spec and Zobo are marching in the cafe to claim their independance from the english opressors, or so they think*
*BW is calling the cops*
*dring dring*
Police man: A.P.D., how may I help you?
BW: Yea I got 2 stupid french morons who just declared war on the english in my cafe and the're marching right now. Can you get me rid of those fools for me please?
Policeman: Of course Madame, right away.
*Policeman talks on his C.B.*
Policeman: We got a 10/14 in progress, proceed to BW's cafe on apolyton street, next to the army base.
BW:Yea!
Policeman: My men are on the way miss
BW: It's on now!!
Spec and Zobo chanting: L'indépendance est a nous, nous on se tiens debout........
BW: Now stfu, you're scaring the customres!!
*BW wacks Spec and Zobo with a broom*
Spec: Ok, We'll sing in words that you'll understand!
Spec and Zobo: He*l no we wont go! Hell no we wont go!
BW: Ok, I dont mind, just BUY something!
Spec: I told you! I want: Un café cognac rapidement!!
BW:

	25-03-2002 21:01									#18
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God save all here!
Any chance of a Bushmills this time of day? On second thoughts, make it a bottle, things look to be getting a little lively around here.

	25-03-2002 21:04									#19
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thy foul language is an affront to mine ears

*throws everyone out the window except Simon*

	25-03-2002 21:22									#20
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Why thank you kindly, sirrah, for sparing me from defenestration.
Most appreciated.
I'll just sit over in this corner booth and wait for my drink.

	25-03-2002 21:47									#21
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard thy foul language is an affront to mine ears *throws everyone out the window except Simon*

Geez, calm down, ColdWizard. Have some strawberries -- they ought to calm your nerves.

	25-03-2002 21:52									#22
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thanks

*throws strawberries at MrFun*

yes, i feel much better now

	25-03-2002 21:57									#23
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*Spec comes in and is really mad now.*
*Spec calls ACME company, orders a super rocket*
*Rocket is delivered*
*Spec comes up to CW*
Spec: Yo CW.
CW: yea?
*Spec shoves the rocket up CW's ass and lights it up*
*CW is blasted in outer space and lost forever*
Spec: Finaly!
Zobo: Tell me about it!

	25-03-2002 21:59									#24
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*sniff, sniff*

what's that smell?

	25-03-2002 22:18									#25
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What did you get a tattoo of BW?

	25-03-2002 22:25									#26
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Hmmm, been a while.

Do me white che... Nah... Do me some mint sirup... one measure sirup, six water.

	25-03-2002 23:13									#27
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Dal:excuse me , miss, I would really ,really like a drink of milk...
BW: huh? what is this kid doing here?
Dal: miss?
CW: (quietly to BW) don't scare him away, this might have potential.
BW: Sure.
CW: sure kiddo !
BW: no problem ! here take some
Dal : miss, why are you smiling?
BW:No reason.
Dal: ok, thank you.
*gulp* *gulp*



CW: good boy!

	26-03-2002 01:06									#28
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you should not have, done well, something bad that you have done, shame BW

	26-03-2002 01:40									#29
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Tatoo inspector.

Will all ladies please reveal all tats for "heath" inspection?

	26-03-2002 02:13									#30
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Chris you dirty old man.