28-03-2002 09:39									#31
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quote: Originally posted by Asher I also thought Quebec had a very low natural birth rate.

We're also extremely sophisticated when it comes to birth control.

	28-03-2002 09:40									#32
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Meanwhile, the Asians are stealthfully colonising the Western provinces.

	28-03-2002 09:40									#33
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse I think it had something to do with not wanting to fight in a war for King and Country...

I'm not buying it.
The French have been pussies all century, Krazy.

The last time they had balls was in the Franco-Prussian war in 1870.

	28-03-2002 09:41									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Meanwhile, the Asians are stealthfully colonising the Western provinces.

It's hardly stealth.

I was a minority in high school.
Asian dialects were more common in school hallways than English.

	28-03-2002 09:42									#35
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it's border is made by the great lakes.....don't like it...talk to Plate Techtonics bout it

	28-03-2002 09:46									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Guynemer We're also extremely sophisticated when it comes to birth control.

Iwouldn't call freezing your A$$ off if your naked very sophisticated birth control.

	28-03-2002 10:12									#37
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quote: Originally posted by Asher It's hardly stealth. I was a minority in high school. Asian dialects were more common in school hallways than English.

So there is hope for Alberta.

	28-03-2002 10:21									#38
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Seems like KrazyHorse's "stealth nation defense" has fallen apart. I predict warfare out in the open any day now that the veil has been lifted.

	28-03-2002 10:23									#39
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Yes. We've been gathering far too much attention on the OT lately. This is something like the 5th Canada thread started by an American in the past month.

	28-03-2002 10:24									#40
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I blame Olympic Hockey.

	28-03-2002 10:24									#41
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I blame Alberta.

	28-03-2002 10:26									#42
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Agreed.
Kick Alberta out.

	28-03-2002 10:27									#43
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I'll settle for just kicking the Albertans out.

	28-03-2002 10:28									#44
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I blame those goddamn "Ontario" commercials on every five minutes, with those "Momma Mia" wenches singing that Shania Twain song. Makes me want to throw my loonies straight through the TV screen.

	28-03-2002 10:35									#45
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quote: Originally posted by devilmunchkin it's border is made by the great lakes.....don't like it...talk to Plate Techtonics bout it

Nope, that will not do buddy.

We want a new horizontal border that is drawn in connection with the rest of the straight, horizontal border -- above the Great Lakes. DO IT NOW YOU DAMN CANADIANS!!

	28-03-2002 10:46									#46
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse I'll settle for just kicking the Albertans out.

Go for it.
(please)

(no really, please...)

(if you kick us out we won't have to pay back our portion of the federal debt, which is the main thing stopping Alberta from leaving in the first place)

	28-03-2002 10:49									#47
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I don't think you understand; we get to keep the province. It's just the people that have to leave...

	28-03-2002 10:50									#48
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse I don't think you understand; we get to keep the province. It's just the people that have to leave...

Hey, keep the taxes like they are and you won't have to worry about kicking anyone out.

	28-03-2002 11:11									#49
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun Nope, that will not do buddy. We want a new horizontal border that is drawn in connection with the rest of the straight, horizontal border -- above the Great Lakes. DO IT NOW YOU DAMN CANADIANS!!

No no no....
a straight, horizontal border, below the Great Lakes, at the 42nd parallel.
(don't worry, you still get to just barely keep Chicago and New York, and Des Moines too, of course)

	28-03-2002 11:28									#50
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quote: Originally posted by ranskaldan No no no.... a straight, horizontal border, below the Great Lakes, at the 42nd parallel. (don't worry, you still get to just barely keep Chicago and New York, and Des Moines too, of course)

Hell no. We'd end up with Buffalo, Detroit, and god forbid, Ann Arbor.

	28-03-2002 11:36									#51
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quote: Originally posted by ranskaldan No no no.... a straight, horizontal border, below the Great Lakes, at the 42nd parallel. (don't worry, you still get to just barely keep Chicago and New York, and Des Moines too, of course)

No, you don't understand -- we want to EXTEND the American tradition of very high crime rate and high pollution.

	28-03-2002 11:55									#52
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Hmmm, we'll take BC and Alberta .

You can keep the rest (we'll take the oil )

	28-03-2002 11:56									#53
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui Hmmm, we'll take BC and Alberta . You can keep the rest (we'll take the oil )

Whatever would you do with BC?
You realize that with BC in the states Al Gore would have won, and Nader would have gotten way (way) more votes?

	28-03-2002 11:58									#54
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BC connects us with Alaska.

And Alberta would have balanced out BC .

	28-03-2002 11:58									#55
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Henceforth all references to Canada on Apolyton will be with the words: Empire of Canadia rather than Canada. Or "The Empire" for short.

	28-03-2002 12:00									#56
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Bite us .

	28-03-2002 12:02									#57
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the empire of canada will be crushed by the montana militia men forming on the border as we speak

	28-03-2002 12:05									#58
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Empire of Canadia, not Empire of Canada. This is crucial.

A little known fact is Canada's official name is "Dominion of Canada".

quote: the empire of canada will be crushed by the montana militia men forming on the border as we speak

That's precisely why a huge chunk of the Canadian military is stationed in Alberta. Montana is a threat!

	28-03-2002 12:11									#59
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quote: Originally posted by Asher That's precisely why a huge chunk of the Canadian military is stationed in Alberta. Montana is a threat!

is that the chunk that got stuck on a boat in the middle of the atlantic when you refused to pay shipping costs? it was something like that anyways

	28-03-2002 12:15									#60
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I don't know.
Most CF-18s are based here and a few infantries. Sadly, this is most of the Canadian army and air force.

It needs funding. Bad.