28-03-2002 08:35									#1
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This starts the commuiques of what promises to be a long and winding road!

Pharoah Troll

	28-03-2002 08:55									#2
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As soon as you can get an email through to me, that is

(I don't think it's problems at my end, because I'm not even getting an error message... )

	28-03-2002 16:38									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Seige As soon as you can get an email through to me, that is (I don't think it's problems at my end, because I'm not even getting an error message... )

Ah!! My scribes have found it is important to feed the Hamsters to allow them the energy and will to make it around the great wheel to power up communications!

All is up and running!



Pharoah Troll

	29-03-2002 00:40									#4
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Oh lucky day! The Nation of Canada has been founded upon a river! Ottawa will be a mighty port city, and the river will nurture her growth! Reports also indicite an abundance of sugar cane. There can be no better nation than Canada.

	29-03-2002 05:27									#5
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Cairo is the first city founded in the new world, founded upon Beaver, which will give us many pelts to trade and clothe with!

I do hope we can all live harmoniously!

Pharoah Troll

	30-03-2002 00:11									#6
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The city is up. Ottawa is born! But her wise leader is already looking ahead. "Exploration is the next step," mutters Lord Seige, and so it shall be done.

	30-03-2002 07:07									#7
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I shall hope to soon recieve some correspondance from Prime Minister Siege!

Pharoah Troll

	01-04-2002 05:56									#8
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As I set out with exploration as an immediate goal, obtainable as we speak, I hear birds singing, A Great Nation is rising up! Behold the majestic people as they grow strong!

I will certainly be impressed by such a message, hoping to set up meeting, exchange dialogue...soon..we shall see...soon....

Turn 9 sent

	01-04-2002 07:19									#9
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Rumors have reached Canada that there are others on this planet who work together as a nation, and that nation is called Egypt. "Some day," thinks Prime Minister Seige, "our paths will cross."

Meanwhile, a new city has been discovered! At first appearing to be ancient ruins, it turned out to be a perfectly workable city. Preparations are being made to relocate the city to a more desirable neighborhood.

	02-04-2002 16:03									#10
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____________*** __THE CANADIAN POST__ ***__________
__________________________________________________
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dline news --- headline news --- headline news --- headline news --- headline news --- headline n
Settler Vanished!
dline news --- headline news --- headline news --- headline news --- headline news --- headline n


Prime Minister Seige called an emergency press conference today to address
the grim fate a settler suffered earlier that day. The following is an excerpt from
his speech:

"First contact with another civilization has been made. And
it wasn't friendly. A slaver has kidnapped a completely
unarmed Canadian. The nation is outraged. Not a single
Canadian will rest until revenge has been claimed."

Although Seige does not seem to know who is responsible, it is very clear
that action will be taken. The settler was a man in his early twenties. He was
equipped for a week's travel, and given enough supplies to found Canada's
third city. His family is reported to be devestated by sorrow, yet they are
still on record as saying "Nothing can bring him back now. But we trust that
Seige will take appropriate steps to keep this from ever happening again."
A ceremonial flag-lowering ceremony was held, and feelings of patriotism
are uniting Canadians like never before. The settler's name will be released
tomorrow.

Pharoah Troll's Response

I too have passed "Fat Jack's Slaver Service". He left me a card. Pity, picking on unarmed civilians like that! The outrage! The dishonor! I hall consult my Labor Union Chief and "advise" to "review" policies on "Forced Labor"

Pharoah Troll

	04-04-2002 22:31									#11
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Are you all folks still at the funeral, or does your country "Mourn" this long??

	04-04-2002 22:34									#12
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quote: Are you all folks still at the funeral, or does your country "Mourn" this long??

Turn 16 already sent once, and now resent...

	04-04-2002 22:41									#13
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Right back at ya babe!

Sorry, my crows didnt see yer carrier pigeon!!

Pharoah Troll

	04-04-2002 22:52									#14
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No harm done. Wait a minute, crows?! Have your dirty birds been eating my pigeons?!

	04-04-2002 23:00									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Seige No harm done. Wait a minute, crows?! Have your dirty birds been eating my pigeons?!

Well..erm..umm..it wasnt exactly "eating" that they were doing!!

	04-04-2002 23:02									#16
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Blech. Keep the damn pigeons.

	08-04-2002 16:09									#17
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ALERT******ALERT******ALERT******ALERT[
/COLOR]

I am the Great and Powerful Pharoah Troll, I am very displeased to announce that the Capital city of Cairo has been overthrown by some "Half-Breed" slaves!>>>>>>I mean [COLOR=darkblue]"TEMPORARY LABOR" .Look, I gave them some ankle jewelry, a real sporty "DUNGEONS & DRAGONS" looking collar, used my finest taskmasters to "AEROBASIZE" them into shape, but ya know, like the saying goes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"YA CAN TAKE THE CANADIAN OUT OF THE COUNTRY,....BUT...YA CANT TAKE COUNTRY OUT OF A CANADIAN!!!"

I shall have to summons what few force I have to see about taking back my Home city!

In the meantime, I shall try to learn to not "BORROW" inferior help!


Yours In Civin

Pharoah Troll

	08-04-2002 16:56									#18
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SENSITIVITY TRAINING INDEED! NEEDED!!! Seems after spaeking to a few scribes, one of my Gaurds, BIG-HEADED BRUTUS DA DUMB-BUTTOCKS was the one whom incited the slaves, stating a rather rude comment, "Only Whores and Hockey players come out of Canada!"

He was apparently beaten and as of this time, no "Official sightings" of either Brutus or a female hockey tem have been seen!!

Pharoah Troll

	10-04-2002 05:32									#19
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Well! Slavers meet their just rewards....~glances at pile of sharpened swords and spears~....one way or another! Well, Troll, our slaves seem to have WEAKENED your nation, instead of strengthening it. This will only make it easier for revenge to be taken.

Our beloved and enslaved have shown you they will not rest until they return to Canada. And as for Canada, we will not know peace until their dream has been fulfilled.

	10-04-2002 06:04									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Seige Well! Slavers meet their just rewards....~glances at pile of sharpened swords and spears~....one way or another! Well, Troll, our slaves seem to have WEAKENED your nation, instead of strengthening it. This will only make it easier for revenge to be taken. Our beloved and enslaved have shown you they will not rest until they return to Canada. And as for Canada, we will not know peace until their dream has been fulfilled.

I am not exactly sure which "Factions" within my regime have done this dispicpable act, but I assure you, I shall root these lowlifes out and hand them over for extradiction

I look forward to "opening" new avenues of communication

Yours In Civin

Pharoah Troll

	10-04-2002 07:24									#21
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CAIRO BACK IN PHAROAHS HANDS!!!!

Cairo has been liberated and now well defended!


Let this be a message to all barbarians!

Pharoah IS still in control!!




Yours In Egyptian Service

Pharoah Troll

	14-04-2002 05:28									#22
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In an act of truly amazing feats, my scribes have placed me within 4 ruins, for I shall only hope that it yields a mighty and dedictaed civilization, for my Kingdom yearns to be a strong nation once more!

On another note, since recapturing Cairo, I cannot build, nor do i have a capital?

Hmm..I must consult th gods for a wise response!!

Pharoah Troll

	23-04-2002 06:46									#23
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A capitol stops being a capitol when it's overtaken. Otherwise a civ could conquer one and end up with 2 capitols!

And as the Renaissance Age draws near, the enlightened Canadians are beginning to lose some of their fury for the Egyptian Slavers. They are content so long as Egypt never uses slaves again.

Is Cairo yet unable to build? This sounds like very dire news indeed.

P.S. On a personal note, exams are over! I'm now free to post on Apolyton again!