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SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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How's this for the latest in a long line of propositions?

Like 2 children fighting over a toy, and neither gets to have it.


Am I the answer man, or what?

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you are
how bout a better one:
- native americans get palestine/isreal
- isrealis get canada
- canadians get usa
- cubans get florida (wait a sec, they already occupied it)
- palestinians get cuba
- americans get anctartica
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Nooo, you're taking this way out of bounds.

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I'd like a small plot of land in Mozambique. Is that feasible?
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everyone wins with M&M syndicate
Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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LaRusso's motion is seconded. Shall we begin executing it at once? :evilgrin.
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Here's my idea :

1) Nuke Iraq.
2) Give Jordan and large parts of Iraq to the Palestinians.
3) Give Northern Iraq to the Kurds.
4) Give some oil fields in Iraq and Judea, Samaria and the Gaza Strip to Israel.
5) Nuke France.
6) Kick the murderous American settlers to France.
7) Kick the lang grabbing Canadian settlers to the Sinai Desert.

Voila!
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Never mind. Not going there.
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Eli, can we get a part of France too?
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The only part of Eli's plan I support is nuking France.

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Me too, but only if we get our freaking share

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...that is of the land not the nukes

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everyone wins with M&M syndicate


So, Milo, how are those 5 cent eggs you bought for 7 coming along?
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Ha! My Mom is worried that I'm going to pissoff 2 nations of people.
Like that's my biggest worry.

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Give Palestine the Sinai.
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I still haven't seen a compelling reason not to give one side New Jersey.

-Arrian
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I've already made that offer. No one wanted New Jersey.
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No thats what canada is for after the war
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*saves thread*

*hurries to re-draw the world map*
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You're ok, Kass.






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Actually, I have a better idea...

Lets send them all to Mars. And leave 'em there.

-Arrian
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Sloww: This might take a while.

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That's fine. All the other alternatives suggested have taken thousands of years with little resolution.
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Yeah, I need to find a good map of the world in the first place.
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quote:
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I'd like a small plot of land in Mozambique. Is that feasible?


Whenever I lost a game of Risk against my fiendish Great Uncle Ernie (the only person who can beat me at Risk), he would promise to give me Madagascar as consolation. So, can I have that?
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*takes notes*
Boris Godunov: Madagascar
Orange: Mozambique
Etc...
I'll 'expand' Finland a little bit if you mind. And have some grabs myself too (nothing big).
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Sloww: Excellent suggestion, but I fear the Arab states surrounding would still view the Natives as hated interlopers.

And I think the Amerindians really would rather stay in their homeland, which is North America. Shipping them out to Israel kinda reminds me of Lincoln's idea of shipping the slaves to Liberia.

I am in favor of the Onion's idea of God reflooding the Middle East.
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I'd appreciate a chain of islands in the South Pacific. How about French Polynesia? I promise to get rid of all the French people...

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I prefer this Onion suggestion.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3723/west_bank.html
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The map looks like a quilt on drugs. That was amusing.

-Arrian
 
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