11-05-2002 22:03									#1
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things are discovered frequently. Reecently there was a ancient tomb, when the metro works were being done 100s of more ancient artifacts were also discovered.

And last friday this statue was discovered (unearthed) in Athens




from the archaic period 7-6 BC.


Now does this look Greek to you?

I think it is finally being proven true that we come from the planetary system Sirius and that we have the "E" gene. Yes, it will all be revieled.


This statue makes me want to listen to indie (as in indian) music

	11-05-2002 22:08									#2
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the E gene...

is that what makes you hairy?

	11-05-2002 22:11									#3
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Your just jealous cause your oldest building is a philadelphia (no less) McDonalds

	11-05-2002 22:12									#4
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maybe they will come from Sirius, our brothers and ancestors.

I knew we were really aliens in this world...

	11-05-2002 22:14									#5
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I think it proves that incredibly small genitalia were the height of fashion in Greece.

	11-05-2002 22:16									#6
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The statue's head looks like a Buddha.

	11-05-2002 22:19									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny I think it proves that incredibly small genitalia were the height of fashion in Greece.

big point

	11-05-2002 22:20									#8
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yes we have come a long way.

	11-05-2002 22:21									#9
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paiktis, I hope you know that the Greek population of nowadays has hardly any ethnical links to the ancient one...

you're probably 80% of Slav origin, and 15% Turkish

	11-05-2002 22:23									#10
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well I'm not good with percentage points, but judging from history and without any pro or anti greek prejudisms I'd have to say that most of our "bloodline" remains greek.

	11-05-2002 22:25									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Ecthelion you're probably 80% of Slav origin, and 15% Turkish

Thems be fightin' words...

	11-05-2002 22:25									#12
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I don't know about percentages, that was just a rational estimation.

Anyway, you guys can't claim to be comparable with them... all you inherited was small genitalia and hairy arses

	11-05-2002 22:26									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Ecthelion Anyway, you guys can't claim to be comparable with them... all you inherited was small genitalia and hairy arses

and we have improved on them considerably.

	11-05-2002 22:27									#14
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I heard that the reasons for statues having such small genitalia in Greek/Roman society was so that they didn't make the people who they were being sculpted for, or people in power, feel inadequate...

	11-05-2002 22:36									#15
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quote: Originally posted by orange Thems be fightin' words...

you obviously haven't read Aristophanes orange...
Ancient Greeks were pretty vulgar and aggresive when they chose to be

It is funny to witness this "purging" of Ancient Greek thought that was performed in the 19th century mostly. By western scholars coming to Greece expecting to meet men wearing tivenus garmenta.
In some villages there is this custom of men running around with erect mock phaluses and chasing/playing dirty tricks with women. It is performed in Apokries... (the Church doesn't like it)

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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 In some villages there is this custom of men running around with erect mock phaluses and chasing/playing dirty tricks with women. It is performed in Apokries... (the Church doesn't like it)

Hey, who needs a prosthetic stiffy?

	11-05-2002 22:42									#17
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If that statue is anything to go by, Greeks.

	11-05-2002 22:42									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Hey, who needs a prosthetic stiffy?

The church used to chop off the penis out of the genitalia of ancient "pagan-edololatric" statues...

It was scandalous they said...

Maybe this has left deep scars?

	11-05-2002 22:42									#19
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quote: Anyway, you guys can't claim to be comparable with them... all you inherited was small genitalia and hairy arses

I hope you're implying that slavs have hairy asses, coz otherwize , many Russians and poles won't be happy. but I guess that was the reason you said it.

	11-05-2002 22:51									#20
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I hope this dispells all misunderstandings...

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	11-05-2002 22:51									#21
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Hehe, I presume the reason why ancient Greeks were gay is because of the sheer micropenileness present in society, they'd rather pleasure themselves with an aubergine and thus, the men weren't left with any option

There, one of the worlds greatest conundrums figured out by one of the worlds greatest minds

	11-05-2002 22:52									#22
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So OK, Greeks had big penises, but they weren't gay, they'd much rather goose a goose

	11-05-2002 22:53									#23
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Please observe the vase PH.

	11-05-2002 22:54									#24
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Ah this latin-originated anti - Greek envy/bias... so apparent even today.

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don't those claws hurt ?

I am sure paiktis would be able to answer this one . won't you , big boy ?

	11-05-2002 22:56									#26
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Yeah, but snogging a bird perched on an abnormally large phallus can't exactly be normal either, surely

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	11-05-2002 22:57									#28
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I'm sure there must be an alligorical meaning to it. (the bird that is, not the phalus - this is a hard fact).

Dal, the bird seems to have human hands.

	11-05-2002 23:01									#29
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Need I go on or did you get the taste of it already?

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	11-05-2002 23:01									#30
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just when you thought that this is as freaky as a thread could get, paiktis comes with his 'mastrubating bird' comment.