19-05-2002 09:01									#61
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quote: Originally posted by GP I've stuck my ass in the water...and it was me who left it up...

oh, i've had that happen at 3 am when i'm not too careful.

	19-05-2002 09:08									#62
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That's why I always leave it down. Don't you know you should leave the lid down when you flush the toilet?

	19-05-2002 09:13									#63
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger That's why I always leave it down. Don't you know you should leave the lid down when you flush the toilet?

yea i read somewhere that microscopic particles can fly 9 meters when you flush.

(yes, a yank using the metric system. imagine that)

	19-05-2002 11:38									#64
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When the toilet is not in use, we should put both, the seat and the outer lid down, so the Apolyton Kitten does not accidentally fall into it.

	19-05-2002 11:59									#65
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I put the seat down, but I also put the lid down too; that way, my wife HAS to lift the main lid do her business.

And the lid is what catches all the 'splash'!

	19-05-2002 19:11									#66
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun When the toilet is not in use, we should put both, the seat and the outer lid down, so the Apolyton Kitten does not accidentally fall into it.

He needs a place to drink though...

	19-05-2002 22:40									#67
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GP --- the Apolyton Kitten is a more sosphisicated pet than that.

	20-05-2002 02:29									#68
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I doubt it...

	20-05-2002 02:41									#69
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GP is right, the kitty's an idiot.

	20-05-2002 02:44									#70
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You guys just have no appreciation for cats in general.

	20-05-2002 02:46									#71
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It's an Apolyton kitty, how smart do you think one of those would be?

	20-05-2002 03:16									#72
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quote: Originally posted by faded glory Of course I hate when they leave there leg hair in there

Leg hair is bad, using my razor without telling me is worse. I've lost blood on more than one occasion when a g/f shaved her legs with my razor and forgot to mention it. Instant dull blade.

I always put both the lid and the seat down. It's a habit that was drilled into me in childhood. The whole seat up/down dispute has never been a problem, but I did actually have one ex-g/f complain because I kept putting the lid down.

	20-05-2002 08:29									#73
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui It's an Apolyton kitty, how smart do you think one of those would be?

It a lot smarter than what an Apolyton puppy would be.

	20-05-2002 08:39									#74
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun It a lot smarter than what an Apolyton puppy would be.

Especially if it is this dog:

	20-05-2002 08:40									#75
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My cat drank out of the toilet all the time. A lot of cats do. I remember one time late at night I woke up, having to pee. Stumbled to the bathroom. I made a rather sudden, noisy entrance. In the dark, I hear a hiss and a splash, followed by the sound of wet kitty paws racing along the tile floor. Turn on the light, look into the hall, and there is the cat, drenched, shaking herself out and looking at me quite nastily. Guess I surprised her, hehehehehe.

	20-05-2002 08:42									#76
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quote: Originally posted by Anunikoba Especially if it is this dog:

Gaaah! Good god, now I know what my next nightmare will be about.

	20-05-2002 08:42									#77
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov My cat drank out of the toilet all the time. A lot of cats do. I remember one time late at night I woke up, having to pee. Stumbled to the bathroom. I made a rather sudden, noisy entrance. In the dark, I hear a hiss and a splash, followed by the sound of wet kitty paws racing along the tile floor. Turn on the light, look into the hall, and there is the cat, drenched, shaking herself out and looking at me quite nastily. Guess I surprised her, hehehehehe.

funny

	20-05-2002 10:02									#78
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov My cat drank out of the toilet all the time. A lot of cats do. I remember one time late at night I woke up, having to pee. Stumbled to the bathroom. I made a rather sudden, noisy entrance. In the dark, I hear a hiss and a splash, followed by the sound of wet kitty paws racing along the tile floor. Turn on the light, look into the hall, and there is the cat, drenched, shaking herself out and looking at me quite nastily. Guess I surprised her, hehehehehe.

I know of someone who went to the dunny in the middle of the night and inadvertently piissed on the cat. The cat freaked and fell in the water, only to blaze out of there via his face!

	20-05-2002 13:39									#79
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quote: Originally posted by Anunikoba Especially if it is this dog:

Look at that mother of togues!

	20-05-2002 14:48									#80
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Look at that mother of togues!

This dog is famous for its unusally large assets:

http://www.tungdog.com/


Everyone loves Tungdog!

	20-05-2002 16:20									#81
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Someone metioned they put their ass in the water when the seat was up; is the bowl shaped in funny ways (as in more shallow) where you live? Even if I leave the seat up and then forget it I only get the unwanted sensation of cold porcelain against my ass.

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	20-05-2002 17:02									#82
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I never thought I'd see the day when someone attached a toilet to Apolyton

	20-05-2002 21:45									#83
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger That's why I always leave it down. Don't you know you should leave the lid down when you flush the toilet?

But then you cant watch it.

	20-05-2002 21:54									#84
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Its not fair for women to expect men to leave the seat down because they are making the men do all the seat-flipping while they do none. Women want the seat down for #1 and #2, while men only want it down for #2, so if men leave the seat up then both will have to flip the seat about 50% of the time. Sounds fair to me.

	20-05-2002 22:28									#85
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I agree with Caligastia
Plus reaching down to lift the seat to put it up takes more effort that just pushing it down.

	20-05-2002 23:08									#86
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quote: Originally posted by devilmunchkin why are you arguing over such a silly topic? i think it's nice when a guy puts it down at night..cause if i have to get up to go in the middle of the night, i'm groggy....not paying attention. it would not be very nice to fall in. at the same time, i'm not that big on it as long as he doesn't miss! there is nothing more annoying than a guy that can't aim.

Hint: Keep them away from alcohol. If you can't keep them away from alcohol, then when they get up at night still in a near stupor to pee, make them use the window. It's so big they can't miss and in that particular inebriated state of mind they'll probably enjoy it too.

	20-05-2002 23:37									#87
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quote: Originally posted by monkspider I agree with Caligastia Plus reaching down to lift the seat to put it up takes more effort that just pushing it down.

Oh the humanity!

	21-05-2002 02:33									#88
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no see..right now women do the flipping..so it think a little equality would be nice

	21-05-2002 02:40									#89
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quote: Originally posted by devilmunchkin no see..right now women do the flipping..so it think a little equality would be nice

Noooo, it IS equal now. Ya see, when the woman flips the seat down, she NEVER flips it back up. She leaves it down, so the next time she comes in it will be down again. That necessitates the man flipping it UP when he comes in to pee.

So if the man has to flip the seat UP to pee and then DOWN to satisfy the nagging woman, he will therefore be doing all the flipping. Whereas now, flipping is 50/50.

I'm all for Women's Lib...so they can put the damn seat down themselves.

	21-05-2002 02:42									#90
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns I never thought I'd see the day when someone attached a toilet to Apolyton

Well, it is a swedish toilet...