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Metaliturtle
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University of Wisconsin Stevens Point
Mar 2002
time: 23:19
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This all starts in the Iroqois city of Killdeer because, well, there are deer around it, and the iroqois, well they kill them.
Shantamba, the leader of the hunters, led the chant to the skulls of previously killed deer.
"Whooza gonna die?!
Yooza gonna die!"
The other warriors backed him up, and more verses were added:
Whooza gonna die now?
Yooza gonna die now!
How izza you gonna die?
Weezza shoot you in the eye!
What if youzza run away?
weeza shoot you 'nother day!
Once they were sufficiently pumped, they ventured off into the wilderness to shoot deers in the eye.
"RUN MEN RUN!!!!"
The hunters chased the deer to the edge of a cliff, a really good place for the hunters because it provided a natural cul de sac where if the deer jumped, they'd die, and if the deer charged them, as the hunters put it "theyzza gonna die!"
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The frenchmen were wandering the woods this day as well, they heard there were furs to be had, and they wanted to be havin some.
Pierre was the leader of this ragtag band of frenchmen, so he started the french fur trappers song.
"I've got the BEAVER FEVER
BEVER FEEVER
GOOD GOD NOW
gonna get my beaver you know it
gonna shoot my beaver and show it
I know my balding queen will wear it,
Let's hope she doesn't share it!"
Then the frenchmen join in.
"We like beaver meat
We think that it is good to eat
eating beaver all night long
until we get all hard and strong"
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The iroquois heard this song and were appalled at the horrendous French accents, they broke out into their 'we hate frogs song'
"we HATE frogs
the sit on logs
their loud muskets just go BOOM
tell them to get a ROOM!
we hate frogs oh so much
but we'll still eat frog legs for our lunch
We hope the frogs don't kill our deer
or we'll have to kill them here
that will be such a mess
that will be such a mess!
THAT...WILL BE....such a mess!
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heh I ran out of song ideas pleeze feed me some.
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21-05-2002 08:27
. u should do the mongols and japanese next! 
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