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Would help if you told us who is who like a color key. Most people don't know off hand where each ancient civ was.
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High Lord J
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I think whenever there is an attack the person says they are attacking and then you decided who wins.
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I'll be Buccha Leader of the Iroquois. I lay claim to the obvious Iroquois lands of North America! (it would appear as though it is one whole thing, and thats how Im going to play it)
Buccha (boo-kah) was in his throne room playing cards with his best general, Dance too Much (Nickname Dot). "Ha! I have two pair" shouted Buccha
"Is that it sir, I have a royal flush," Dot laid down his cards for Buccha to see. Quickly Buccha becam enraged."How do you always win!?"
"I cheat. sir"
"Oh yeah I forgot, you're military personel you'll do anything to win."
Suddenly the Minister of trade, Wets His Pants(Nickname Willy), came bursting into the room.
"Sir! Sir! They've offered it to us!!"
"What have they offered?" Asked Buccha
"They've offered to give us Communism!"
"Who?"
"I don't know there are too many to keep track of!"
"Okay, what do they want in exchange?"
"Bronze Working, Sir"
For a moment Buccha thought Willy was pulling a joke but then he remembered how the AI likes to skip certain techs.
"Very well trade acce..."
"NO!" Dot burst out with anger " We cannot give them this tech if we do than it could mean possible wars against thousands of spearmen... countless lives would be lost." suddenly he started an interpertive dance of how a war would go between the Iroquois and the whoever was on the recieving end.
"Good point Dances Too Much, perhaps we should buy you some stickier shoes while we're at it... Inform them that we cannot accept"
"Very well sir"
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Space05us
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Foreign Minister Dot (Yeah hes a general too) walks into Buccha's office.
"What is it Dot?"
"We have good news for you sir!"
"Which one the one on the left or right?"
"Erm... pardon sir?"
Buccha puts his glasses on "Oh never mind continue what's the good news?"
"Japan has a new leader sir!"
"Okay... hows that good news?"
"He has settled all of Japan there is no more civil war, we can continue trades with them!"
"Very well send for Willy"
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Space05us
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Willy quickly entered the office
"You called sir?"
"Yes. I want you to set up trades with Japan, tell them we will trade them coal for gems."
"Very well, sir I'll get right on it"
"One last thing Willy..."
"Whats that sir?"
"Change your pants"
Willy looks down and quickly looks back up "Sorry sir you know how I am when I get excited"
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Space05us
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Willy come running into Buccha's office
"SIR!!!"
"What is it?" Buccha says in a panicked manner
"um....wait a sec" Willy shuffles through his papers
"Wets His Pants, if you don't hurry up I'll have you hung to the flag pole by your underwear!" Willy knew he was in trouble when Buccha used his real name
"Oh, here it is" straightens clothes, clears voice "We have made contact with France, one of our Ironclads...erm ... accidently ran into one of thier galleons."
"Is that it Willy?" Buccha rolls his eyes
"Ummmm......." Willy sorts through his papers.
"Hurry up!"
"uhhhhhhh...... yeah thats it."
"good make sure the door is locked when you leave."
"But sir the president is only allowed to lock his door fot one of two reasons; either he has a confrence going on, or he is having......" Buchha glares at him "Uh right sir as you say sir!"
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GeneralTacticus
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of Melbourne, Australia
Dec 2001
time: 15:19
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OOC: Civman, can we please slow the turn rate down a bit. if we have it going at three per day then on weekdays I'm going to be missing two out of every three turns. /OOC
Prime Minister Napoleon of the French Republic was sitting in his office, practicing the speech he was due to make that afternoon to the National Assembly. At this point his secretary came in holding a piece of paper.
"Yes, Monsieur Dupon, what is it?" Napaleon asked.
"Monsieur Premier, one of our ships has met the Iroqouis. They have made no official reaction."
"Hmmm. I think we should try to establish diplomatic relations with them. I shall add that to my planned speech and ask the National Assembly to fund it."
"Very good, Premier."
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Napoleon made his speech, very persuasively as always, requesting:
1) Expansion of the French army.
2) National subsidies for the development of large-scale industry (i.e., we're researching Industrialization).
3) Funding for the establishment of diplomatic relations with the Iroquois and Japanese (I'm assuming we already had relations with Russia).
4) Modernization of the French Navy.
The bill passed easily, and French diplomats set out for Salamnca and Kyoto.
EDIT: Also, if we have tech advances every 7 days, we will have 1 advance every 42 game years. Sounds very slow.
Last edited by GeneralTacticus on 15-06-2002 at 11:55
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Space05us
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"Who's my science advisor?" asked Buccha
"Ummmm......"
"Well who is it?"
"I think Dreams Too Much (nick name Mat) is sir."
"Okay call him in here."
"yes sir...." Willy yells for Mat who slowly walks in staring at the ceiling.
"Dreams To Much what are we researching at the moment?"
Mat continues to stare at the ceiling then he starts to count on his fingers, he runs out so he sits donw and counts on his toes.
"MAT!!" yells Buccha
"huh? yeah?"
"What are we researching?"
"um... something about making everything replacable by spare parts or something li.... now if we just move that over here and then take away...." Mat goes on thinking.
"Very well."
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