05-06-2002 23:05									#1
	The Antichrist is among us. I'll tell you who. Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

He is known by many names throughout the world.
Beelzebub, Diablo, Fiend, Lucifer, Old Gooseberry, Old Nick, Old Scratch, Serpent, and Apollyon.

No, it's not Ming. It's not his evil twin Rah, nor is it MarkG.
They are mere minions (a servile dependent, follower, or underling).

But Mingapulco is involved heavily.
Some may recall my narrative of time I spent in confinement at Mingapulco 2 1/2 years ago.
I told of my Tribe smuggling food into me, in order to sustain me.
I told also of the disappearance of the cornbread that was part of these smuggled meals.


Now you may ask, why would the Antichrist steal my cornbread?
Easily answered. He knows what scares each individual.
Stealing the chicken fried steak would have been too blatant, too readily noticed by all.
Ahhh, but stealing the cornbread would be less readily recognized by anyone other than myself; but I did recognize.

If you have recollection of my tale, then you may also by now have put an Apolyton name with The Evil One.
If you do not, I will now name him.
My good friends, the Antichrist is none other than Paiktis.

I don't know what you can do with the information, but there it is.

	05-06-2002 23:28									#2
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Wow, that rocks.
When are all the good christians going to be abducted??

	05-06-2002 23:30									#3
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It's called rapture.

	05-06-2002 23:32									#4
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Where do I sign up to scourge true believers with fire and the sword?

	05-06-2002 23:39									#5
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand It's called rapture.

Geesh, you and your technical details.




I hope that the rapture will be after the match between Argentina and England.

I would hate to lose that game.

	06-06-2002 00:04									#6
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What does this have to do with Canada Geese and strawberries??

	06-06-2002 00:09									#7
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I guess I'm suppose to make an appearance.

	06-06-2002 00:11									#8
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun What does this have to do with Canada Geese and strawberries??

The banana is the symbol of the divine perfection, the strawberry is the evil symbol of Lucifer.

	06-06-2002 00:13									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Apocalypse I guess I'm suppose to make an appearance.

	06-06-2002 00:15									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Apocalypse I guess I'm suppose to make an appearance.

	06-06-2002 01:15									#11
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I always knew it was paiktis. I just never said anything because you guys weren't ready to know the truth.

Now you're all doomed. And SlowwHand, you have just opened The box.

	06-06-2002 01:20									#12
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Pakitis might be hariy, but he isn't the anti-christ

	06-06-2002 01:39									#13
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The only thing rapturous about the Rapture was Mimi Rogers.

	06-06-2002 01:45									#14
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Maybe paiktis is hairy to the throne of the Antichrist

(pun there)

	06-06-2002 02:23									#15
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Slowwhand either missed his medication this morning, or he took too much.

	06-06-2002 02:46									#16
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Fine, you've been warned. Just wait until he uses what frightens you, against you.

	06-06-2002 02:53									#17
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand Fine, you've been warned. Just wait until he uses what frightens you, against you.

You mean....he will have a point to ALL his posts?!

The HORROR!!!!!

	06-06-2002 03:06									#18
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Odd thing to have you run screaming into the night, but if that's it, that's what he'll use. He's verrrrrry tricky.

	06-06-2002 03:07									#19
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Don't be silly. Greeks don't eat cornbread.

	06-06-2002 03:11									#20
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*** waiting for revelancy with Canada Geese and strawberries ***

	06-06-2002 03:14									#21
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well you should of course have some beans and ............strawberry shortcake to go with the cornbread!

There ya' go Mr.Fun

	06-06-2002 03:16									#22
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I didn't say he ate it, Doc. I said he stole it. I have no idea what he did then.

	06-06-2002 03:37									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat well you should of course have some beans and ............strawberry shortcake to go with the cornbread! There ya' go Mr.Fun

Let's make a laundry list shall we:

1) the tempoary disapperance of KH's kitten

2) the worshipping of bannanas

3) the worshipping of strawberries

4) the diabolical plans of Canadians with Canada Geese

5) the rumors of Ming's Banishing Beast


Now, Tia -- or anyone else --- would there be some kind of connection between all of these phenomenon??

	06-06-2002 03:41									#24
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Of course. paiktis.

	06-06-2002 03:45									#25
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In that case, Slowwhand -- scary, very scary.

	06-06-2002 04:02									#26
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Seems logical that the cornbread was used to feed the geese while they were in training.

	06-06-2002 05:57									#27
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Forget all this drivel. The real anti-christ is Henry Kissinger. It's always been Henry Kissinger. It's just a matter of time before it'll be plain to all that it's Henry Kissinger. Oh, and the Pope is the false prophet.

	06-06-2002 06:05									#28
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no mohamid is the false prophet

	06-06-2002 06:12									#29
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quote: Originally posted by The Rusty Gamer Forget all this drivel. The real anti-christ is Henry Kissinger. It's always been Henry Kissinger. It's just a matter of time before it'll be plain to all that it's Henry Kissinger. Oh, and the Pope is the false prophet.

The antichrist will be a popular dude, loved by the entire world.

Does that sound like Kissenger?

	06-06-2002 06:30									#30
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Isn't Kissinger dead?