09-06-2002 00:16									#241
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Please...my neighbor is Swedish and she's probably the most pompous, naive person I've ever met. I guess all that openness really served her well, eh?
She's the atypical Eurocom...all whine, no action.

	09-06-2002 00:19									#242
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I wouldn't know if it served her, man. Is she getting a lot of action?

	09-06-2002 00:54									#243
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quote: Originally posted by smellykelli Someone clear something up for me...Is BW the woman who moved to NY to be with Chris and then Tia showed up preggars, and the whole dramatic bunch came back to Texas?

DOH!!!!!! Man go to the beach for a few days and leave everyone to their own devices and look what happens

Sweetie, BW is Blackwidow on the board you've heard me speak about her before and no that's not her. As for the other we just don't talk about it anymore. Revert back to your old southern sayings............"it's best to let sleeping dogs lie" in this case that's what we do. 'Tis but a taboo subject here.

No harm, no foul........ you had no way of knowing. Man I love the beach! It's great to just get away and have fun and fry like a lobster Pass the butter

quote: Listen, Olaf, if you even came on my block I'd have my Winchester so far up your poop chute you'd taste it. I don't know how they run things in sauna-land, but over here, Dads take a pretty active role in keeping snot nosed punks off their daughters.

You gotta love Sneak! I agree, but in my case I have to be the dad with my girls.........hence the baseball bat.

	09-06-2002 02:40									#244
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Asher? Just out of interest, are you acquainted with the quaint old English expression "Fanny magnet"?

	09-06-2002 02:42									#245
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"Fanny magnet"? Nope, but it sounds suspiciously like "babe magnet" which is alright by me.

On a related note, one of my female friends put "Babemagnet" as my banner on my cell phone.

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	09-06-2002 02:56									#246
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Ash - because it isn't.

	09-06-2002 03:11									#247
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Then what does it mean?

	09-06-2002 03:20									#248
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quote: Originally posted by Asher I HATE clubbing.

What about clubbing seals? Very popular in Norway...

	09-06-2002 03:20									#249
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Clubbing seals is fun, we do that all the time in Canada.

	09-06-2002 03:28									#250
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Clubbing seals is fun, we do that all the time in Canada.

I bet...

	09-06-2002 03:35									#251
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat You gotta love Sneak! I agree, but in my case I have to be the dad with my girls.........hence the baseball bat.

They say that daddies are so hard on their daughters dates because they know exactly what it´s like to be a hormone ridden teenager...

But I guess it´s pretty obvious to mommys as well?

	09-06-2002 05:13									#252
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Yes it is considering I was once a hormone ridden teenager as well No ......no wait.......I'm still hormone ridden

	09-06-2002 05:40									#253
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quote: Originally posted by Ming My daughter has a "date" tonight... I'm far more concerned about that then these two

Is the secretary free. I'll be in town in a few days...

	09-06-2002 08:53									#254
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quote: Originally posted by Kamrat X They say that daddies are so hard on their daughters dates because they know exactly what it´s like to be a hormone ridden teenager... But I guess it´s pretty obvious to mommys as well?

I have a12 year old son and I'm terrified that he'll run into some 15 year old trollop like I was! oh goooddd, knowing what I got away with, it's amazing that I'm still alive and disease free knock wood

	09-06-2002 08:57									#255
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Tia, darlin', what the hell are ya doin back from the beach so soon?
We gotta go again, planned around the full moon like last time (no chanting please)
But 1st I gotta find an interesting man---not gonna sleep alone in my tent as you and the youngman go at it in the next tent!

	09-06-2002 10:33									#256
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No.....no, the beach isn't condusive to "rocking the tent" Way to many tiny grains of sand

	09-06-2002 12:16									#257
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didn't you teach me to have a bucket of water at the tent flap so there wasn't any sand in the tent?
hehe, and as if a little grain of sand could stop me!
Help me find a guy over 30 who can live with a little sand, sister!

	09-06-2002 15:27									#258
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quote: Originally posted by smellykelli I have a12 year old son and I'm terrified that he'll run into some 15 year old trollop like I was! oh goooddd, knowing what I got away with, it's amazing that I'm still alive and disease free knock wood

That bad, huh?

	09-06-2002 15:34									#259
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quote: Originally posted by smellykelli didn't you teach me to have a bucket of water at the tent flap so there wasn't any sand in the tent? hehe, and as if a little grain of sand could stop me! Help me find a guy over 30 who can live with a little sand, sister!

Water? Doesn´t that kinda goo it up? Otherwise sand´s no prob to me... Allthough tenting is, I´m going soft in my old days... I much rather sleep in my VW Bus

	10-06-2002 02:15									#260
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I'm over 30 and I can live with a little sand... And yes, the bucket water technique is very effective. Too bad I was alone in my tent when I used it.

	10-06-2002 03:43									#261
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quote: Originally posted by Alexnm I'm over 30 and I can live with a little sand... And yes, the bucket water technique is very effective. Too bad I was alone in my tent when I used it.

At least you could wash yourself off with it after making a mess on your own

	10-06-2002 03:53									#262
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quote: Originally posted by Kamrat X Water? Doesn´t that kinda goo it up? Otherwise sand´s no prob to me... Allthough tenting is, I´m going soft in my old days... I much rather sleep in my VW Bus

the water bucket is for you to wash the sand off your body before you get into the tent, silly
I love camping on the beach...the breeze, the waves crashinh...ahhhhh

	10-06-2002 03:57									#263
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quote: Originally posted by Alexnm I'm over 30 and I can live with a little sand... And yes, the bucket water technique is very effective. Too bad I was alone in my tent when I used it.

Poor Alexandre

If you ever come to Texas, we could share our washing up techniques on Mustang Island, Port Aransas

	10-06-2002 14:41									#264
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quote: Originally posted by smellykelli the water bucket is for you to wash the sand off your body before you get into the tent, silly I love camping on the beach...the breeze, the waves crashinh...ahhhhh

Aww, stupid me. (Well I AM somewhat blonde...)

	11-06-2002 03:19									#265
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Go away for one weekend and Poly turns into a meet market!

	11-06-2002 03:34									#266
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No. Just imagine. Someone says a simple "Hi" in passing.
These yokels spend the next week muttering to themselves.

	11-06-2002 03:38									#267
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*waltzes into the room to wave hello*

Hello my dear. Welcome to 'poly and it's environs. Glad to see another of the beautiful ladies of Austin joining our little world.

Tia, when are you going to invite your little torchtoy down for a visit to this wonderful Magic Kingdom you have?

	11-06-2002 04:09									#268
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat Here's her picture.

Dang, she looks like a girl I used to have sex with, though she's not quite as endowed.

	11-06-2002 07:45									#269
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Dang, she looks like a girl I used to have sex with, though she's not quite as endowed.

er....I'm assuming you are refering to my breasts? ( I HOPE you're reffering to my breasts )

	11-06-2002 07:51									#270
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quote: Originally posted by smellykelli er....I'm assuming you are refering to my breasts? ( I HOPE you're reffering to my breasts )

I think he means your are smaller than the girl he used to have sex with.