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Commander Steve is offline Commander Steve
Settler
Of the Nation of Retarded Weasels
May 2002
time: 23:20
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The High Seas adventure of Commander Steve Inflate your Upload Space

So this is my first story, I'm going to try to make it like Metaliturtle's stories because they are funny.

On a galleon somewhere in the atlantic....

"Commander Steve!! There's an enemy ship approaching!!!"

"Go get me my red shirt and we'll fight 'em off"

"Yes sir!"

He put on the red shirt, and, sure enough, the galleon destroyed the enemy frigate.

"What's with the red shirt Commander Steve?"

"Well, with the red shirt, if I'm wounded in battle, the men won't lose morale because they won't see the blood."

"Commander Steve!!! 6 Elite Enemy Battleships approaching!!!"

"Go get my brown pants..."

THE END
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YAY FUNNY!! YES?

Metaliturtle is offline Metaliturtle
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University of Wisconsin Stevens Point
Mar 2002
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Inflate your Upload Space

This is a really old joke...

SKILORD is offline SKILORD
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Live free or Die
Mar 2002
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

not bad... anything else though? or was that it?

Giovanni Wine is offline Giovanni Wine
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Torino, Italian Wine Capital
May 2002
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Suffering from ads?

Ah ah ah ah!

That was amenzingly funny

ROFL

Saluti

Metaliturtle is offline Metaliturtle
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Mar 2002
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

I think this is the end

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