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Uni of Wales Swansea
Oct 2000
time: 05:20
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A conversation with Jade, Big Brother UK's most stupid contestant ever, and Spencer. 
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Spencer: "You know you see those people in Venice standing on the back of gondolas, pushing it around?"
Jade: "They don't do that on the Thames though, do they?"
Spencer: "No. I don't work on the Thames. I work in Cambridge."
Jade: "Is there not the Thames there?"
Spencer: "No!"
Jade: "Is there a river called the Cambridge river?"
Spencer: "Yeah, it's called the Cam."
Jade: "Really? You swear? I only thought there was the Thames. I thought that was the main one in London."
Spencer: "It is. I don't live in London."
Jade: "I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was in London. I knew Birmingham weren't in London."
Spencer: "Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said?"
Jade: "No..."
Spencer: "Cambridge is a city."
Jade: "But we've got a city in London."
Spencer: "Yes. This city is called London. And there's different parts of it. Cambridge is a city."
Jade: "Of where? Kent?"
Jade: "Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a throw-off. Now where are you? What's your country, and what's your things?"
Spencer: "What country am I from? England. The city is called Cambridge, the county Cambridgeshire."
Jade: "So not Kent then?"
Spencer: "Nooooo.... The region is called East Anglia."
Jade: "East Angular? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Angular abroad?"
Spencer: "Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again?"
Jade: "Every time people tell me they work in East Angular, I actually think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick?"
Spencer: "Well, I hate to say it, but you are."
Jade: "Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England, doesn't it?"
Spencer: "No... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales have their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different."
Jade: "So they're not together? Where's Berlin?"
Spencer: "Germany..."
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She knows Birmingham isn't in London? Wow, she is clever...
Do people as stupid as this actually exist?
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Sava
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GO GO GO!
Mar 2001
time: 23:20
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The problem is these people have children, and then those children have children, thus continuing the spread of stupid genes. One guy at my work said yesterday "There's no way that humans evolved from apes, I mean, there's nothing in between us." I said "Of course you twit, we evolved FROM apes that's the whole point... what humans are now used to be what you call the 'in-betweens'."
Later in the day, he commented on a completely different subject "You know, the best place to be homeless would be South Florida..." I didn't even bother replying to that one.
Last week he said, "You know, all those starving people in hispanic countries are pretty smart for being poor, they can all speak spanish... I could even get a C in Spanish in high school." He was serious when he said this too.... that's scary.
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JohnIII
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The bigger question is, why do the people who sneer at Big Brother and the contestants still watch it?
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Ethelred
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Originally posted by Kropotkin
Ha! Juggenaut. In my class one girl couldn't find the Soviet union! |
Good. Maybe it will stay lost for the Russians as well.
I think some of this is due to people that were dumb enough to sniff glue and managed to survive anyway. I don't see how else they could have reached adulthood if they were that dumb as kids.
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Zopperoni
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Jade: "But we've got a city in London."
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Yes, Leicester. The entire city of Leicester is contained within Leicester Square...
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Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
time: 06:20
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That must be it.
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Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
time: 06:20
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Ron, you forgot the obligatoric sunglasses message icon. But then a post like that isn't worth any effort.
BTW, some friend of me told me about Ron Jeremy last night... "small, long fatty hair, and a d!ck like this" with the relevant hand move.
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Kropotkin
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of Ålidhem
Mar 1999
time: 06:20
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I hate those guys that made the show since the first time I saw them they where destroying the Olympics with stupid so called jokes. Those two are so full of confidence of their own wit and superiority. They don't seem get that they actually lacks both talent and humour. They are themselves the jokes imho.
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