13-06-2002 00:29									#1
	Quotes for Mark Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

I must be going blind, but I cannot find the quotes thread in the first 3 pages of the Apolyton section????

oh well, here are some I raided from signature lines... I raided them to give the forum a more apoly/civvish feel

without the correct special character... probably, Iām suing the % for right now... I think it is correct???


"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs."
- Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
%

I've never won an argument by calling someone an idiot.
It's better that they don't figure it out for a couple of days.
- rah
%

"The populace of your country- um what is it- ah yes- Cuba. Well, it needs a president who knows what he is governing"
-DarkCloud
%

I also find it offensive that people are using my true quotations in these highly offensive jokes.
- Giancarlo
%

"That's sad"
"You mean sad in a cool kinda way"
"No, sad as in a Star Trek convention"
-Lemmy
%

Abnormal program termination
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS
-Skanky Burns
%

C:\Dos RUN
RUN Dos
RUN
- Unattribuited
%

"Middle-class people don't commit crimes."
- Stewart Spink
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AND BONUS- and actual Church Bulletin Writing

Come see the Epiphony of the Lord
- Christian Church
%

BONUS- actual Church hymn

"He is The God who slaughtered the first born of egypt!
CHORUS: Our Lord is kind and merciful.
He killed all the Cannanites
CHORUS: Our Lord is kind and merciful"
%

...and we could, of course always add HARDMAN's infamous sayings

	13-06-2002 00:49									#2
	Put an end to popups!

There's a spelling error in this quote:

quote: C:\Dos RUN RUN Dos RUN - Unattribuited %

	13-06-2002 02:53									#3
	Re: Quotes for Mark Get a bigger avatar today!

quote: Originally posted by DarkCloud "That's sad" "You mean sad in a cool kinda way" "No, sad as in a Star Trek convention" -Lemmy %

This one is from Spin City. Lemmy didn't actually make it up. He does have very good taste though.

	13-06-2002 03:03									#4
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

I'm sure HARDMAN would approve.

	13-06-2002 03:33									#5
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization III: Complete

Hey, my quote made it in!
I like DarkCloud's lists now

	13-06-2002 13:41									#6
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

post here please
http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...?threadid=50798

thanks