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Vlad Antlerkov is offline Vlad Antlerkov
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Do you have Matt Stairs in your house?
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Words of Wisdom by Al Gore and George W. Bush. Foreword by Dan Quayle.

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The Snowman in the Kalahari

Italian War Heroes

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The Complete History of Poland's Military Victories

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Guaranteed Tips for Getting Laid by Provost Harrison and Chasing Nimdoowarnbowation's. Foreword by Vlad Antlerkov.

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"Great France Military Victories of the Twentieth Century"

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"Great France Military Victories of the Twentieth Century"


Great France Military Victories Since Napoleon Bonaparte

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Great France Military Victories Since Napoleon Bonaparte

Well they beat the Austrians

Also the Polish military record isn't that bad, the Hussars were pretty impressive and they did beat back the Bolshevik invasion in the 20s

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*urg*

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Well, isn't that a comment coming from an Englishman.

When a naked, erect Englishman runs at a wall, what part gets hurt?

His nose. (Yes, I know that joke wasn't at all funny. It wasn't meant to be.)

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Well, isn't that a comment coming from an Englishman.

When a naked, erect Englishman runs at a wall, what part gets hurt?

His nose. (Yes, I know that joke wasn't at all funny. It wasn't meant to be.)


Ooh, looky. Steffybabes is losing his cool

And from a Finn? It's a good job it's cold there so you guys have an excuse

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Ooh, looky. Steffybabes is losing his cool

And from a Finn? It's a good job it's cold there so you guys have an excuse


Another example of fine English logic. I mean, think of it - if it's so cold then isn't it impossible for me to lose my cool?

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Actually I'm the one that hits on him.

Saint Marcus is offline Saint Marcus
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**cough**WW1**cough**

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And how much help did the Froggies get from the Brits in WWI? Hmm?

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quote:
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When a naked, erect Englishman runs at a wall, what part gets hurt?

His nose. (Yes, I know that joke wasn't at all funny. It wasn't meant to be.)

Yeah, his c0ck goes straight through.

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President's Role in Foreign Policy by Paavo Lipponen

My Achievements at Conducting A Crisis-Free Foreign Policy by Örkki Tuomioja

The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth, For Real This Time, Promise by Paavo Väyrynen

Party Leadership Without Populism by Esko Aho

My Scientific Arguments Against Nuclear Power by Osmo Soininvaara

Sensible Reasons To Elect Me To Parliament by Tony Halme

Inkklis Vöörts Ai Kan Pronauns Korrektli[/i] by Mika Häkkinen

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