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How Evil are Women? (Time out:0 days after 17-06-2002, 07:30)
They're silky shades that stalk the dark recesses of your mind sucking out your soul
They're just vampires that prefer to suck blood directly from your heart, that's all
They're soft, delicate, and aesthetically formed machines of pain
They're shy and demure which makes it easier for them not to slip out that they are holding a knife behind their backs
Their pure and ardent hearts pump furiously pushing ice through all their veins
A woman's kiss is the sweetest thing in the world. So sweet that you don't even notice your life force draining away.
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Ignorance is offline Ignorance
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Dec 2001
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Mar 2000
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quote:
Originally posted by Ignorance
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein



I suggest that you take a look above or here at my signature

DaShi is offline DaShi
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Sep 2000
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I'm surprised that ice veins isn't attracting more voters. Gives me the chills just thinking about it.

Anun Ik Oba is offline Anun Ik Oba
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Sep 1999
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quote:
Originally posted by KrazyHorse
They're soft, beautiful, luscious and delicate pieces of fruit.

Find one that's ripe but not rotten, treat her right and you'll be rewarded.


And if you're into the group thing, you can make fruit SALAD!

chrono353 is offline chrono353
Settler

Jun 2002
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Got spare money?

Hear, Hear, Boris!

Sometimes I wish I had stayed gay. Women are way to unpredictable and sometimes evil. Usuall they said somthing. They meant somthing else. Or better yet! They talk behind yor back. Evil women.

Treat her right man!

Starchild is offline Starchild
Emperor
a raving alcoholic drama queen with a penchant for the biosciences
Jan 1970
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Women are evil. So am I. We get along great.

Sikander is offline Sikander
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Jan 2000
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Originally posted by Roland
Exactly.

And if they aren't just put some honey on'em.


I prefer chocolate syrup and whipped cream.

Ethelred is offline Ethelred
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Mar 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Boris Godunov
If they ran the world, it would likely be a good bit better. Hooray for women.


You mean like Indirah Ghandi - Wars with Pakistan

Golda Meir - War with nearly everyone in the area

Madam Peron - About as corrupt as any national leader has ever been

Queen Ranavalona of Madagascar - Wiped out half the population of Madagascar and watched her victims being tortured to death for entertainment.

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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Ethel baby...relax. This thread isn't political, religious nor particularly serious.

Space05us is offline Space05us
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Nov 2001
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EVIL!!!!! Some might look nice and act nice but they are pure EVIL!!!!!!

I live with three of them so i should know!

Ethelred is offline Ethelred
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Mar 2002
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Neither was mine. It was mere coincidence that I couldn't think of any good female rulers.

Cleopatra

Catherine the Great

Queen Victoria.

Queen Elizebeth

Joan D'Arc

Boudicea

Hmmmm

Perhaps I must dredge deeper into the recesses of my mind.

Ah I know one but I forget the name. Some Swedish King that later abdicated.

Yes King. For some reason Sweden calls female Royal leaders King just like the men. Reminds me of fencing where Sir is the proper address for the match director no matter what the sex.


Have you ever noticed that I have dry, deadpan sense of humor?

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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Originally posted by Ethelred
Have you ever noticed that I have dry, deadpan sense of humor?


No.

Ethelred is offline Ethelred
King

Mar 2002
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Very good. You are improving. Perhaps someday you too will do without smileys in all your posts.

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Mar 2000
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Are we really that evil? Or is it that we've just caused pain to you so due to that we are percieved to be evil. By the same token I could take the opposite side and say men are a$$holes!

Ethelred is offline Ethelred
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Originally posted by Tiamat
By the same token I could take the opposite side and say men are a$$holes!


I thought we were supposed to be dogs.


I prefer cats myself.

DaShi is offline DaShi
Prince
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We're pigs. Ming's a dawg however.

Faboba is offline Faboba
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"They're soft, delicate, and aesthetically formed machines of pain"

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Q Cubed is offline Q Cubed
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Apr 1999
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tiamat--
don't we all have a$$holes?



anyway, women are wonderful creatures. the kiss is probably the sweetest thing in the world, next to, well,
unfortunately, they are impossible to understand: "if you don't know, i'm not going to tell you," is far too common of a response, particularly in things that you didn't know that you did wrong. add to that the fact that they seem to enjoy teasing their counterparts and also making decisions for them in terms of having company, being sociable, etc...

still, i love her. wouldn't trade much else for the time i spend with her.

Thorn is offline Thorn
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May 1999
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Don't get me started on Women... you don't even want to hear it.....

Tuberski is offline Tuberski
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ACK!!! PTHBBPPPTTT!!!!
Feb 2002
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You probably have nothing informative to say about women.....

Sn00py is offline Sn00py
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Aug 2001
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don't blame women, blame society

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oh and btw, how come everytime I vote in a poll it doesnt work? it has a link saying try again, but that doesn't work either

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Mar 2001
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Cold-minded vampire with angelic sweet-lipped face.

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Spiders & Snakes are more reliable than women.

You don't have no doubt about how poisoneous they are ...

 
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